Unfortunately, Brad didn't exactly have a good grip on Dotee and sewed the wrong bits on her :(

Fortunately, Angelina Jolie got one of their adopted kids to finish the job, adopted Dotee and renamed her Morningstar.

unfortunately she had no idea where Dotee was born so she was unable to get a new tattoo.

Fortunately, Morningstar didn't care much for origins, so she was cool with the tattoo saying "somewhere"

Unfortunately, the tattoo artist was drunk and thought they said underwear.

fortunately, it so happened that part of the material that Morningstar was made out of turned out to be old underwear (don't worry, it was thoroughly washed beforehand, though at this point that's the least of her worries), so the "underwear" tattoo made just as much sense as the "somewhere" tattoo would have, and everyone was happy for about 5 minutes.

Unfortunately they realized that the brown steak in said underwear wasn't part of the original design even though it hadn't washed out.

Fortunately for our Dotee, her original creator had heard of what was happening, and was very quick on the scene to mend things.

Unfortunately she could only do so much with the little brown streak. LOL

Fortunately, she knew how to hand dye fabrics and she put our dotee into a bath of burnt sienna et voila! no more streak!

Unfortunately the dye was so dark that it covered all of our dotee and none of her friends could see her in the dark.

Fortunately she found a little keychain light and learned how to make it turn off and on.

Unfortunately, her friends were too far away to see the tiny light.

Fortunately, our dotee is so pleasant and sweet that she made new friends with no problem.

unfortunately, the new friends thought it'd be funny to hang her from their rearview mirror.

Fortunately she sang a song so horribly they put her out at the next stop.

Unfortunately the next stop was out in the middle of nowhere.

Fortunately our Dotee was so light, the wind lifted her with ease and swept/flew her to the next town.

Unfortunately she got sucked up in a tornado and lost a lot of her hair.

fortunately she fell on a wig shop and picked one up.

Unfortunately the wig was so large it covered her body and someone in the wig shop sat on her.

fortunately they restuffed her and sent her on her merry way.

unfortunately they stuffed her with hair, which made her itch all over.

fortunately she could have some bendryl and the itching stopped

Unfortunately, she had already been scratched all over, and she had welts that the Benadryl wouldn't tame.