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marquettegirl
10/10/2008
Fortunately, Cherotee's plans flew from her head when she realized she needed another tush tightening surgery. |
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Bucket
10/10/2008
Unfortunately, Cherotee's vanity caused Dotee to feel a little down about her own flabby tush. |
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marquettegirl
10/10/2008
Fortunately, a trainer came along just then and told Dotee that she could help her get in terrific shape. |
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meggert
10/10/2008
unfortunately after the trainer did his magic Dotee started to eat more and more. |
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marquettegirl
10/11/2008
fortunately, she was "adding muscle, not fat". |
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slamophile
10/12/2008
Unfortunately, the muscles were getting so big, she couldn't lift her arms. |
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Bucket
10/12/2008
Fortunately Dotee stopped working out. |
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teardrop
10/13/2008
Unfortunately she began to pile on the stuffing she was fitted with. |
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Bucket
10/13/2008
Fortunately an alien space ship appeared with all Dotee's children aboard to distract her from her yoyo diet/exercise regimen. |
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marquettegirl
10/13/2008
Unfortunately, the aliens took our dotee on board their ship for probing and examination and decided to take the entire dotee family to mars, where they have a secret underground city that no one knows anything about. |
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teardrop
10/13/2008
Fortunately Mrs dotee remembered the nursery rhyme hansel and gretel and took some bread and left a trail to follow when she could escape from the alien probing. |
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marquettegirl
10/13/2008
unfortunately, the bread crumbs became just so much space dust, along with ice crystals and asteroids, that there would be no way to follow the path back to earth. |
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marquettegirl
10/14/2008
Fortunately, the Martians got tired of all the noise the dottees made (they were all living under a vow of silence) so they took them back to earth and dropped them at the north rim of the Grand Canyon. |
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Bucket
10/14/2008
Unfortunately Dotee is now pregnant with an alien baby. |
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marquettegirl
10/14/2008
(oh, that's good!) Fortunately, the pregnancy will only last a matter of hours. |
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Bucket
10/14/2008
Unfortunately labor and delivery is brutal. |
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marquettegirl
10/14/2008
Fortunately, she knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who has excellent pain killers. |
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jannikinz
10/14/2008
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Bucket
10/15/2008
Unfortunately painkillers are no match for the havoc-wreaking of an alien baby! |
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DosLittleMonkeys
10/15/2008
Fortunately the alien baby was gifted with mind control and dotee began to believe that she was a hunmmingbird, happily looking for a little flower dripping with nectar. |
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voodooninja
10/15/2008
unfortunately, the entire family (including dotee) was allergic to the immense amounts of pollen that dotee's frantic flapping of her hangie thing and tail caused and their throats all began to close. |
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marquettegirl
10/15/2008
Fortunately, a doctor happened by who was well versed in all things dotee and she solved their anaphalactic (sp?) problem by removing a tiny bit of stuffing from each of them. |
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Bucket
10/16/2008
Unfortunately Dotee named her new alien baby Snyline. |
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marquettegirl
10/17/2008
Fortunately, Snyline's father (the alien) came and took her home to Mars where "Snyline" is considered the most beautiful name ever to be uttered by anyone since the dawn of creation. |
Unfortunately Cherotee was so angry that she decided to dedicate her life to vengeance against Dotee - and as a rich superstar, she has the means!