Unfortunately mangos and avacados were the only edible foods on the island, and our dotee found that she had some intolerance to them causing horrible gas and bloating.

Fortunately, bloating in a dotee is a rather cute thing and dotee gas smells exactly like oranges, so no one could possibly object to either of her digestive issues.

Unfortunately, an ogre happened to come along just at the moment when our dotee was "passing orange scent" (shall we say), and he loved eating oranges more than anything else in the world, so he started chasing our dotee, thinking he wanted to eat her.

Fortunately because the ogre was gangly and un co-ordinated, he tripped over his shoe laces and dotee was able to hide.

(LOL at your posts - marquettegirl)

unfortunately, the ogre's head weakened the alien's force field that surrounded the island, just as one of those hurricanes was baring bearing(?) down on the island.

fortunately the hurricanes all disappated at once and the sun started shining.

Unfortunately AuntieM was walking along and found our little dotee!!

Fortunately it was covered in wolf pheromones!

Unfortunately AuntieM had been on a police swapping website and had done on of her fabulous one-ended swaps for some raid gear and was able to fight the wolves off!

Fortunately, during all the melee, Dotee was able to fabricate a raft and float her way to the states.

Unfortunately a shark began to circle her raft just as she was nearing the coast of Florida.

Fortunately for dotee, the Coast Guard spotted the bother she was in, and were able to haul her on board to safety.

unfortunately, the Coast Guard boat was really being used to film a VH1 reality show, and Dotee found herself competing to date Flavor Flav.

Fortunately she looked just fabulous in the new red thong they gave her to wear.

Unfortunately, Flava Flav thought so too . . .

Fortunately, the clock Flava Flav's neck chimed midnight and the coast guard ship turned back into a pumpkin.

Unfortunately, several killer whales swarmed around, ready to make a huge pumpkin pie

Fortunately, our dotee climbed aboard an orca's back and road her way to Seattle.

Unfortunately once she finally got there, the water was SUPER cold and alas, all she was wearing was pretty much a piece of dental floss.

Fortunately it had alot of fringe that she wove into long johns.

Unfortunately it was unseasonably warm and she had to carry the long johns the whole way.

Fortunately a trawler came along and she was able to hitch a ride to Alaska where she was able to utilize her newly made long johns.

Unfortunately they made her jump from the ship to the dock when she got there and a huge salmon snagged her while she was still in the air!

Fortunately it was quite nice down in the salmon's stomach.

Unfortunately she ran into someone that she went to high school with, who told her it looked like she had gained quite a bit of weight.