OMG I've WANTED to! But sadly, no. She has me call her MUMZIE so I do in a really weird drawn out sarcastic accent. She thinks it's because I like her so it's all good.

If you were going to Disney World and your mother in law who is obnoxious lived by there, would you tell her you were going if there was a chance she'd invite herself to go with you?

Absolutely not!

Would you tell your teenage daughter she looked absolutely beautiful even if the outfit she had on was horrendous?

No way! If your own mama can't be honest with you who can?

If you had children in 2 different states, would you have your cremated remains divided and put in 2 different cemeteries?

sure! What do I care, I'm dead!

Would you cook a separate meal for each of your family members if they said they didn't like what you were originally fixing?

My hubby does. I REFUSE!

If you thought your daughter killed her kid and you were afraid that you'd lose your only daughter would you overlook what she had done and stand up for her?

I would. She is my only daughter and I would support her any way I could.

If you thought your husband was cheating on you with your best friend, would you leave him?

I would.

If your hubby cheated with your best friend would you be more pissed at the best friend than hubby?

I would as she would have known he was with me.

If you had a chance to kiss someone and could never ever be caught, would you?

No, because I'd know.

If you could participate in a seance (sp?) would you?

No, I would be too chicken.

If you were given a million dollars to rollerskate (or rollerblade) every where you went for 24 hours, would you?

Sure, but I wouldn't be able to go anywhere! LOL I'd fall on my butt

If you were asked to go on a game show on national television, would you?

I think so.....depends on what the prize was and if I was any good at the game lol

Would you ever resort to cannabalism if it were the only option to stay alive?

I'd like to say no, but unless you are in that situation, who knows what one would do?

If you found a purse with ID and alot of cash in it....would you keep the cash?

No...

Would you tell your friend if their husband had a secret lover?

Ha ha! That lover wouldn't be a secret anymore! I'd tell her even if she hated me afterward. Truth is always the best.

If you saw someone who obviously had little or no cash steal food from a supermarket, would you report it?

How about someone who obviously HAD plenty of cash? Would you report them?

Yes, I would report them.

If you saw someone dumping rubbish over the bridge would you report them?

I would!

Would you ever consider surrogacy?

Yes I would ...

Would you ever do a base-jump ?

I would!

Would you ever wear an outdated fashion trend from the 80's knowing that people would giggle and snort at you?

I wouldn't, I tend to wear clothes that looked good in the 30's and 40's whether people giggle or not.

Would you wear shoes that pinched your toes because they went with your outfit better than anything else in your closet?

Yes...but with my fat feet almost any shoe pinches.

would you lie for a friend?

No, I wouldn't really be a friend if I did.

Would you stay up all night with that friend's sick cat if they needed you to?

Yes, but a friend would do that for me as well.

Would you bungee jump off a bridge?

No way!!! I would be afraid that the rope would break!

If they had hotels on the moon, would you want to go visit?

nope, but if you go, I want a postcard...LOL

would you go to a holiday party as the designated driver...knowing you'll be the only sober one left?