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dBowie
09/23/2008
(sorry just had to bump...I know you demented ones are lurking out there somewhere!) |
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jannikinz
09/23/2008
leave them alone and they will come home in between two slices of bread. Mary had a little lamb.................. |
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dBowie
09/23/2008
his fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the little lamb followed her & left little lamb droppings Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick.... |
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Jaichan
09/23/2008
Jack killed him in the conservatory with a candlestick. (I love Clue/Cluedo!) Baa baa black sheep... |
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TerryF
09/23/2008
Have you any wool? Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall... |
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myrrhmaid
09/23/2008
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall *All his assets And all his yolks Ended up as breakfast That's not a joke.* Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater... |
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marquettegirl
09/24/2008
had a wife and couldn't keep her til he bought viagara and then she sang "tra la. tra la" Mary, Mary, quite contrary . . . |
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CherylLaVon
09/24/2008
realized she was lesbian. All the kings horses and all the kings men, Couldn't make Mary like men again. Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard.. |
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rainylady
09/24/2008
to look at her diamonds and pearls. Rock a bye baby in the tree top.. |
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TerryF
09/24/2008
Your mother is an idiot. Sing a song of sixpence |
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Valleygirl
09/24/2008
Pecked out your eyes! Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry... |
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alleycat
09/24/2008
the girls sued for sexual harrassment and now nobody gets recess! little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey |
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CherylLaVon
09/24/2008
When along came a brown recluse that bit her butt and made it rot away! Barber Barber shave a Pig... |
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scrapcat
09/24/2008
But not too thick, I like my bacon crispy. A tisket, a tasket... |
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spinjenny
09/25/2008
dang, I can't remember which I promised in a tag! Little Jack Horner sat in a corner ... |
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Auntielle
09/25/2008
eating his Christmas pie ... He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum And tossed it up high in the sky. ........................................ Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John, |
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CherylLaVon
09/25/2008
Went to town with no undies on. Of course there was the accident and the paramedics saw... Why don't the child ever listen to his ma? -- There once was a man from Nantucket... oh wait, that's not a Nursery Rhyme... -- Eeny, meeny, miny, moe |
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rainylady
09/25/2008
Oh my god is that my toe? Nick Nack patty wack |
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dreamerkins
09/25/2008
shouldn't have tried to steal that candy bar... hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. the cow jumped over the moon.... |
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rainylady
09/25/2008
because he used that spoon..just say no to drugs! Jack and Jill went up the hill to... |
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CherylLaVon
09/25/2008
have a little fun... Along came Mother Goose and boy did they have to run! Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark, The beggars are coming to town... |
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rainylady
09/25/2008
call Sarah, she has a big gun. Mary Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? |
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lizanne
09/25/2008
With help from her underpaid migrant workers. Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town, |
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dBowie
09/25/2008
Upstairs, and Downstairs, With no panties on. So, we called the cops & they hauled his perverted butt away. To Market, To Market To buy a Fat Pig.. |
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Had to start this, cause I'm a little on the "demented" side..giggle, giggle
You start a nursery rhyme and then someone else ends it with a "new improved "slightly demented" ending. Then they start another....
For example: (courtesy of the internet)
First person: Hickory dickory dock. Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one. Second person: And the rest escaped with minor injuries. (then they start another nursery rhyme).
Ok, first one...."Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, and can't tell where to find them, leave them alone & they'll come home.....