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rainylady 10/22/2008

see how they run straight into the wall

mary mary quite contrary

bonbon 10/23/2008

Found her husband to be a fairy.

marquettegirl 10/25/2008

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater . . .

Mia 10/25/2008

Had a wife & couldn't keep her,

put her in a pumpkin shell

and dropped her down into the well.

He felt so badly, he felt so mean

Now he had no pumpkin for Halloween!

Next: Hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat and the fiddle...

brokenfaedoll 10/28/2008

LOL! That's GREAT, myshabbycottage! What a FUN game!

Okay...

Hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat and the fiddle...

Kelli's avatar jumped over the moon. Her little pig laughed to see such sport, and her lamb was so cute that I swooned!


Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he...

marquettegirl 10/29/2008

he called for his dancing girls all in a row
and he laughed, ho-ho-ho and hee-hee.

marquettegirl 10/29/2008

Oops!

Be kind to your web-footed friends,

slamophile 10/30/2008

they flip mud on your face when they do the bends, and when they fly on trapeeze, wave good-bye, bye bye bye bye, bye bye, bye, bye, bye.

~~ This old man, he played one ....

rainylady 10/30/2008

He played the Lotto He wasn't so dumb.

Red Rover, Red Rover let...

marquettegirl 10/30/2008

me leave this house alone!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit, That's my name too . . .

Whenever we go out The people always shout- "You've got a stupid name!"

There was a little girl,who had a little curl...

marquettegirl 11/2/2008

right at the end of her tail.

Diddle diddle dumpling,
My son John . . .

NymphetMaggot 11/2/2008

was caught peeking at the nextdoor neighbor's daughter and now John is gone!

Hickory Dickory Dock

The mouse ran up the clock...

marquettegirl 11/12/2008

the mouse said, "squeak" the farmer said, "eek" and gave his l'il head a knock.

Hush little darling, don't say a word . . .

CherylLaVon 11/12/2008

or mommy will put more pinesol in your soup.

Hey diddle diddle...

Mia 11/12/2008

stop playing that fiddle, or I'll cut off your diddle

Old Mother Hubbard went to cupboard...

marquettegirl 11/13/2008

because her poor dog had a boner.

Little Bird, Little Bird, fly through my window . . .

marquettegirl 11/14/2008

Little bird, little bird, wait 'til it's open.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary . . .

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