not being there?

She went around

wearing a red

hat and shoes

on the wrong

idea that she

would smell better

the problem was

she never realised

the difference between

smelling and seeing.

new one

lately I've been

seeing many bright

pink elephants on

hospital elevators, heading

for the maternity

ward. What does

a pink elephant

have to do

with giving birth -

trunk administers anaesthesia

I believe, so

just prepare yourself

for the unbelievable.

miracle that occurs

as you inhale