Got these from somewhere on the internet.

Life is an Endurance test, so why be ashamed of your age.

I don't look busy because I did it right the first time.

I live to hear the F word - Friday.

Never ask for a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be. Clementine Paddleford

People who dance are thought crazy by those who can not hear the music

no idea who said it but i LOVE it :D

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is someone who is sitting next to you in the cell saying 'HELL!!! That was FUN!!!!

Proud words are hard to retreive.

How dull it is to pause, to make an end, to rust unburnished, not to shine in use as though to breathe were life. Tennyson

Obviously a crafter!

Too much of a good thing is wonderful! May West

"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!"
Warren G. Harding

The fights in swap-bot that start with person X having trouble with person Y and ends with all friends of X sending private and public messages to person Y and stomping her to death in forums always remind me of this quote.

Some really great quotes I read on here. My favourites would be :

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." — Jan Karon

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." — Mark Twain

"You'll never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough. The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. If the fool would persist in her folly she would become wise." — William Blake

And even if I am not a religious type of person, I liked this one too :

"People are often unreasonable and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are honest, people may cheat you. Be honest anyway. If you find happiness, people may be jealous. Be happy anyway. The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give your best anyway. For you see, in the end, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway." — Mother Teresa

"What if the Hoky Poky really is what it's all about?"---seen on bumper sticker

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~ Terry Pratchett

"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces." Judith Viorst, American author

"Pushing 40 is exercise enough" - as seen on iwoot.com, by somebody.
:D

"I used to skinnydip. Now I chunky dunk."

~Unknown

"Hope is the thing with feathers

That perches in the soul" Emily Dickinson

"Be who you are and say what you feel

Because those who mind don't matter

And those who matter don't mind" Dr. Seuss

"Today's Efforts, Make Tomorrow's Dreams Come True"

"You only fear what you don't understand"

"Today is a tomorrow, that I worried about yesterday." I forget who said this.

~Imagination is more important than knowledge~

-Albert Einstein

~No cat out of his first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings who seem to enjoy it -The Last Unicorn

eyeskater-the Einstein quote is one of my favorite- here are two others-don`t remember who said them

When I was in depession from an abusive husband " The mind is a world of its own and can make a hell or heaven or a heaven of hell."

Later in life when trying to help people- " Give a man a fish he can eat for a day, Teach a man how to fish he can eat for a lifetime."

I love these three:

"The person who says it cannot be done should get out of the way of the person doing it."
-- Chinese Proverb

"In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."
-- John Muir

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'"
-- Homer Simpson

Hahahaha I do love Homer

Homer... so funny! Here's another:

"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
-- Homer Simpson

"pressure makes diamonds"

one of my favorites