I would be a Giraffe because all of you would envy my spots.

If you were a piece of clothing what would it be and why?

I would naturally be a shoe ;D (See avatar) Ha ha ;D I love shoes, and I think they can perk up a rather dull outfit!

If you were a spice what would you be .. and why?

I would be socks. I love socks If you were in a jungle what would you be?

Since 2 people answered the clothing question, i'll answer both.

I'd be cayenne pepper so i could bring the pain!

I'd be that jungle that Guns n Roses sang about, 'cause they got fun n games!

If you were a cartoon character, who, and why?

Lisa Simpson, because she's a vegetarian and a bossy little know-it-all.

If you were a book, what kind of book would you be?

I would be a tourist guide because I like to give instructions while making you feel great.

If you were a dessert, what kind of dessert would you be?

If I would be a dessert I would be one that was no calories,easy to make and free to have when I wanted it...no such thing I guess...so maybe a banana split then.

If you were a tv show which one would you be?

If I were a TV show I'd be Extreme Home Makeover so I could grant someone's wish.

If you were a book which one would you be?

Crap, scratch that ?? since I just looked up and it was just done...

If you were a bug, what would you be?

A ladybird, because no one would squash me and I could just fly away!

If you were a car, what model and why?

I would be a new Thunderbird because they are classics have great lines and are sporty but also classy (and cute as a bugs ear).

If you were a woman from history who would you be and why?

Goergia O'Keafe....she lived a long productive, independant life...and she could paint!

If you were a household item...what would you be and why?

A vacumn cleaner is the first thing that comes to mind..reason it's strong, it's simple and it gets the job done!

If you were a piece of furniture..what would you be and why?

I'd be a nice big comfey chair. I love to make people feel warm and cozy.

If you could be a bird, what bird would you be and why?

A big black crow, they are very bright and can remember where the foods stashed.

If you were a season which would you be and why?

I'd be Spring. It's a new beginning, a fresh start, it brings new life and wonderful things!

If you were a quote... what would you be?

"Be who you are and say what you feel

because those who mind don't matter,

and those who matter don't mind." dr. Seuss

If you were an elephant, what's the first thing you'd do, and why?

I would suck up water and spray it on someone...duh, built in water pistol! hehehe

If you were a painter....what style would you use??

Splatter style.

Like the splatter painted metal cups and plates.

To remind me of the cowboys and old west, and, how Americans used to be so independent and self-sufficient and patriotic.

If you were a song .. which would it be and why?

Leave by Glen Hansard

At this time I would be thatsong because it describes my whole feelings, thougts and the whole situation...

If you were food what would you be and why?

I would be chocolate..get rubbed all over my hubby! 8}

If you were an insect what would you be and why?

I would be a beautiful butterfly,so people would enjoy watching me.

what craft/needlework would you be and why ?

I would be crochet...'cause it reminds me of my Grandma. If you were a fruit...what kind and why?

I would be a strawberry-goes great with chocolate!!

If you were a tree,what kind would you be?

I Would be a weeping willow,they are just so pretty..

If you a shape what shape would you be