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(offensive.) would you rather? ATC #1

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Swap Coordinator:oblivionspin (contact)
Swap categories: Challenges  Miscellaneous  Artist Trading Card (ATC) 
Number of people in swap:3
Location:Regional - USA ONLY
Type:Type 3: Package or craft
Last day to signup/drop:August 5, 2015
Date items must be sent by:August 15, 2015
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

Seriously. If you are easily offended, you should click back now. This is meant to be obnoxious, lewd and horrible so you've been warned.

I thought of this after a great conversation I had with my husband last night. The premise of this swap (which will likely be an on and off series depending on interest) is that I will pose a would you rather question, and you will make an ATC illustrating the choice you would rather.

So if the question was "Would you rather eat a mouse or a spider?" and you would prefer to eat a mouse, you would make an ATC representing mouse eating.

You make 1 ATC, any medium. No sticker slapping (if you find applicable stickers for this swap, please do share a link though), size 2.5 x 3.5 and index card thickness or thicker.
Do not be picky. This should be fun above all else.

You need to have a 4.96 rating or higher.
US only.
No 1's owed to active members.
No history of being a total dick.
If you have a recent 3 or 1 that you have a damn good excuse for message me before you join.
edited to add: No fresh newbies. Please have at least 10 completed and rated type 2 or 3 swaps.
etc. etc. etc.

The Question

Would you rather have penises for fingers on one hand, or have a vagina on your forehead?

Points to consider:
-Penises would be on your non dominant hand
-The Vagina would include all normal trim, and be capable of menstruation. The jury is out on if it would be impregnable.
-The inclusion or exclusion of pubic hair surrounding either of these scenarios is up to your imagination.

I told you it would be lewd and horrible
You can use the comments to discuss your preference. I'd love to see some good debate on this.

Discussion

oblivionspin 07/30/2015 #

My husband, surprisingly, was in the vagina on the forehead camp seeing as he could wear a hat to cover it and didn't want to lose use of one of his hands.
I, was leaning towards penis fingers because I imagine wiggling my penis fingers at people would be hilarious, and I was put off by forehead menstruation. However, I might lean toward vagina forehead since I deal with menstruation anyways.
I am trying to decide if it would be better or worse if both my vaginas menstruated simultaneously.

AdelaideQuinn 07/30/2015 #

This is amazing.

oblivionspin 07/30/2015 #

@AdelaideQuinn Why, thank you. I desperately try to be the swaps I want to see on the 'bot.

thebragal 07/30/2015 #

Gosh this is awful! I'd totally pick penis fingers. I can cover them with a glove or put my hand in my pocket. Blood dripping fromy forehead? No thanks! Lol!

user2637 07/30/2015 #

Yes! AMAZING!!!! <3

oblivionspin 07/30/2015 #

@thebragal the only issue I'm seeing with wearing gloves on your penis fingers is that I would imagine you'd have to get them erect to put a glove on. So every morning you'd turn yourself on and then glove it? Also would you wear just one glove? Did Michael Jackson wear just one glove to hide his penis fingers?

charophyta 07/30/2015 #

Wow this is horrible. I can't not join this. XD

I don't know. If I have penis fingers, I think I could fuck myself with my hand. The angle might be off, though.

arikara 07/30/2015 #

This is awful and hilarious. I wish it was international! Have fun :)

oblivionspin 07/31/2015 #

@charophyta clearly I have my priorities wrong, trying to figure out how to look acceptable in public while you're pondering the real issues.

@arikara apologies for not being international, if you (or any one else) would like to run an international version I'd be thrilled. (:

Minxy1964 07/31/2015 #

I'm with your husband on this one. Would be so much easier to deal with than a handful of cocks... ;-) xx

charophyta 07/31/2015 #

@oblivionspin have you ever seen a book called Zobmondo? I think it is also a board game? I used to have the book... the entire book is horrible "would you rather" questions, exactly as horrible as this! So if you need inspiration for further swaps check that out lol

oblivionspin 08/ 1/2015 #

@charophyta I've not heard of Zobmondo before but it sounds delightful. Thanks for the tip! I was just planning on lurking around reddit for awful things, it rarely disappoints. (:

dyp 08/ 1/2015 #

I have to join this.... I just have too! Dick Digits for the win!

As badly as I cramp, bleed and struggle with PCOS, screw all of that going on in my brain. I fully see any man wanting a bearded clam on his head, you know everyone of them would be in the bath doubled over trying to hump himself.

But... a hand of full of winkies... the possibilities would be endless.

oblivionspin 08/ 1/2015 #

@dyp I foresee an increase in horrible neck injuries among men. Hopefully the ladies will be able to impregnate themselves (each other?) so the species doesn't die out. :/

Perhaps I will write an erotic dystopian novel about this. Like a really nasty version of the sneetches.

luv2kraft 08/ 1/2015 #

Yes truly mind boggling.Would the penis's be normal size or finger size?Would they include all the "attachments"?Talk about a hand full.HMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm. I guess I would go w/vagina forehead. Slap a big kotex on it and a snug cap over. Ever since I read about this swap,I can't get it out of my mind.My brain is about to shut down. lol

oblivionspin 08/ 2/2015 #

@luv2kraft Brain about to shut down? That time of the month again? :P

user2637 08/ 4/2015 #

If the vagina can menstruate, then it is attached to a uterus, which I think would take up some skull space thus making us dumber. If there are oviducts and ovaries, then pregnancy is probably possible, but how would one birth a baby out of one's skull?? I think it would end in death.

oblivionspin 08/ 5/2015 #

I was assuming it would work on some sort of magic the same way the vagina magically appeared there. Unfortunately I am not a wizard of genetalia so I cannot give a better answer than that.

oblivionspin 08/ 5/2015 #

P.S. I will double check partners and assign by tomorrow afternoon. I'm not particularly a morning person.

charophyta 08/13/2015 #

"Wizard of genitalia" LOL

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