Small town New Jersey girl. I am small and clumsy. I'm 5 foot three, but I seem shorter because I'm always on my behind.. Seriously, they need to make up a new word to describe the level of clumsy that I am.

I'm also kind of odd. by "kind of" .. I mean really I have an off sense of humor, and I curse like a sailor a lot of the time. I feel like swab-bot and my mother have the same hold over me, though. I should clean up my language in the presence of both.

There are many places I want to go in my life, and many of these place, realistically, I'll probably never get to actually see.

I have a fantastic swap-friendly guy in my life. Sometimes I think Dave likes seeing what I get in the mail as much as I do. He always wants too see the end product of what I've made. We've been together since Nov. 2007, and I couldn't ask for a more awesome guy.

I'm an animal person and currently, Dave and I have one ferret named Koda, 4 fire bellied toads, and our newest edition, a budgie named Lady who found us by landing on a head.

• crochet - anything that can be used in crocheting. Im not picky.
• food with faces... specially cupcakes! soo cute.
• oddities, skulls, creepy things.
• creepy cute things.
• Octopus, frogs/toads, Geckos, Sea Turtles, Pandas,and Polar Bears.
• mermaids
• kawaii or chibi
• photography.
• video games
• Posters/drawings/adverts from 1920-1950's
• Pinup girls
• [LOVE] Bioshock/Anything Bioshock related/looking (video game)
• Zombies, Vampires, and things that go bump in the night.
• anything hand made.
• Books.
• used or unused stamps from all over the world.
• Tea. I especially LOVE Lady Earl Gray or anything citrus/fruity.

[I really enjoy postcards, hand made postcards, and ATCs.. things like that, but currently, I do not have room for more. :[ Soon, I hope! ]

If you think I should have gotten your swap by now and I haven't rated you, please, feel free to contact me.

If you have no received my swap yet, please message me so we can get the mess sorted.

anything that smells of cigarette smoke.

Cat hair. I'll understand if theres a few in the package, as I know cat hair does what it wants. Just, please, don't pack your entire cat. :]

vanilla or any strong scent. like musk.

Please don't send me anything related to religion recruiting. I have no need for anything religious unless it's for my mother.

A full list of flakers and non-raters are here if interested.

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Wouldn't mind an angel for:

• Hand Drawn Kawaii ATCs

• 7 things that make me smile SWAP

ProjectFTK is a project that was started on Sept. 25th, 2011. I am trying to make small amigurumi dolls for children at the local hospital for the holiday time. I am giving myself till December 20th, 2011 to make as many dolls as I can.

I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HELPED WITH THIS. I made about 100 7 inch dolls with this. The bulk of them went to the local church to hand out to families in need for Christmas. The left over dolls are going to charity and a local shelter.

I enjoyed making the dolls so much that I have decided I'm going to continue to make them during the year to have a stash for next holiday season.

again, thank you so very much to everyone that contributed things from their stash to help me with this project. You make my heart swell with happiness knowing there are such kind hearted folks out there. :]