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thehurriedmommy

thehurriedmommy
Date Joined: August 11, 2011
Last Online: January 30, 2012

Country: United States

Ear Power...

Have you tried bullying, anger, shopping, racism, over-eating, drugs, alcohol, anti-depressants and multiple relationships with no relief? Try God today! He stands ready to 'swap' with you. All the burdens you are carrying, He will swap with you for peace, forgiveness, understanding, healing, favor and joy. PM me for additional details or join The HouseHold of Faith Swappers. God loves you. He is not angry with you...which is what the devil wants you to believe.

Disclaimer: I don't celebrate Christmas or other holidays. Why not? Read @fawnscrafts profile....also, youtube has some great learning resources available.

TODAY'S FORECAST: God will reign, and Jesus will shine! :)

You are about to enter into a world where God is King, Jesus Christ is His Son and Lord, and this swapper looooooves to receive religious/christian items in the mail. Now is the time to be very afraid...or very happy....

There's still time to leave....

I may pass around the collection plate....(smile)

You've been warned.....

What should you not play hide and seek with a mountain? because it peaks....

Why did the potato blush? because he saw the salad dressing... :)

What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? out-laws are wanted. :)

Once there lived a very mean man. He was mean to everyone: colleagues, neighbors, and family. He was also a very wealthy man. On his death bed he gave clear instructions that his wife was not to receive any of his money; that all of it was to go with him. On the day of the funeral, attendees were prepared to console the widow, but found her surprisingly upbeat and comforted. When asked what would she do for money since her husband got it all, she replied, 'Oh, I wrote him a check..." :) :) :) :) :) :)

smooth jazz instrumental/christian music/ adventures in odyssey

Things That Tickle My Fancy...

Bible (KJV) / i LOVE (3D) Lenticular postcards/ shaped postcards/ shaped stationary/ kitchen items/ anything cupcake themed/ oversized purses/ hair ribbons in assorted colors/ silk and or plastic flowers with bright colors/ Bible Verses included in swap/ chocolate covered nuts/ anything anne geddes/ stamps/ gift cards/ blank post cards/ Cards/ blank cards/ Veggie Tales/ Stickers/ beautiful Stationary/ Encouragement notes/ surprises/ Anything Mickey Mouse/ Minnie Mouse/ Miss Piggy/ adventures in odyssey/ faith based audiobooks/ inspirational audiobooks/ children's audiobooks/ gently used shoes....both sexes/ used family rated movies/cartoons/ children's arts and crafts projects/ children's jewelry making projects/ natural healing books/ plastic sunflowers/ prayers included with swap/ did i mention i LOVE 3D-Lenticular postcards?/ and it tickles my heart when you leave a kind comment or hello with a beautiful graphic :)

Shopping, Anyone?

As I was walking down life's highway many years ago, I came upon a sign that read, "Heaven's Grocery Store". When I got a little closer, the doors swung open wide, and when I came to myself, I was standing there inside. I saw a host of angels, they were standing everywhere. One handed me a basket and said, "My child, shop with care". Everything a human needed was in that grocery store. And what you could not carry, you could come back for more. First I got some patience. Love was in that same row. Further down was understanding, you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of wisdom and faith a bag or three. And charity of course, I would need some of that. I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost, it was all over the place. And then some courage to help me run this race. My basket was getting full but I remembered I needed grace. And then I chose salvation for salvation was free. I started for the counter to pay my grocery bill. For I thought I had everything to do the Master's will. As I went up the aisle I saw prayer and put that in. For I knew when I stepped outside I would run into sin. Peace and Joy were plentiful, the last things on the shelf. Song and praise were hanging near so I just helped myself. Then I said to the angel, "How much do I owe?". He smiled and said 'Just take them everywhere you go." Again I asked, "Really, how much is my bill?". "My child", he replied, "God paid your bill a long, long time ago".

A Simple Task...

Write 25 good things about you. Post them where you can see them everyday. Now here comes the simple part...BELIEVE them! :)

What I Will Do...

i will always mail my swaps promptly. i will always stop, drop, and rate promptly. period. i received very good home training. did you?

That's A No, No!

what gives me a sad swap-bot face: used, smelly items/ swaps without heart (effort) and soul put into it/ dirty items/ anything gothic/ anything sexual/ anything aetheist in nature/ make-up/ fingernail polish/ anything that you would not want to receive/ your excess 'don't wants'/ profanity/ nudity/ anything anti-Christ/ anything of and pertaining to satan/the devil/ blood & gore/ darkness/ dirty jokes/ anything written or implied that mocks our God the Father, His Son Jesus, or the Holy Ghost/meaness/ racism

sending any of the above will result in your having to spend 10 minutes in the time out chair! :)

Pondering....

will there be flakers and non-raters in heaven????????????????????????????????????

They Said What?...

"Don't let your mouth write a check that your BEHIND cannot cash"-Daddy

"There are only two kinds of people the world loves and embrace: sinners, and professing christians who do the same things as sinners"-thehurriedmommy

"People are not seeking to conform to the Bible, but rather, have the Bible conform to them"-thehurriedmommy

"When you form a fist, nothing can get in, and nothing can get out!"-Husband on money matters

"I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we have been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government, and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessings and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"-Anne Graham on Hurrican Katrina

"God is the most ignored, misunderstood, lied to, lied on, maligned, slandered and disrespected person in history, hands down"-thehurriedmommy

"Sweet candy causes harm. Bitter medicine makes one well"-Anonymous

"Give God your problems. He's going to be up all night anyway"-Anonymous

"The higher a monkey climbs, the more of his behind you can see"-Mr. Johnnie

"Those focused on receiving will never come into agreement with those focused on giving"-thehurriedmommy/cookie swap

"A cheerful giver does not count the cost of what he gives"-Lady Julian of Norwich

"There are only two kinds of people who don't want to hear about sins; christians and sinners"-Amy

"The church went out into the world to convert it, but came back converted to the world"-husband

"Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future"-Oscar Wilde

"We all have an allergy to the truth"-thehurriedmommy

"God does not call the qualified, but qualifies the called"-Anonymous

"Give more than what you take and you will never be without"-Husband

"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it...."-Marcy Guyer

"One friend is worth a thousand relatives"-Anonymous

"In God we trust....all others pay cash!"-Anonymous

"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul, but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell"-Jesus; Matthew 10:28

"The more one sees, the more one wants"-Husband

"An educated man is one who knows a lot but says nothing about it"-Gracie Fields

"It is more blessed to give than to receive"-Acts 20:35

"If you want to know who your true friends are, just get down on your luck!"-Grandmother

"Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again."-Luke 6:38

"There are two things man can never measure: the extent of tragedy, and kindness"-TheHurriedMommy

"Live out of your imagination, not your history"- Stephen Covey

"Man becomes what he thinks about"-Morris E. Goodman (The Miracle Man)

"Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see"-Husband

"I Am The Way, The Truth, and The Life; No Man Cometh Unto The Father, But By Me"-Jesus Christ

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"-Anonymous

"If it don't come with a biscuit and fries, keep all breasts and thighs covered!"-Pastor Tony Smith on women's dress and modesty

"Put the letter D in front of anger and what do you get?"-Husband

"Thunder only happens when its raining. Players only love you when they're playing'.."-Fleetwood Mac

"Small children step on your feet. Adult children step on your heart"-Paula W. Martin

"The rich rarely get that way off of the smart"-thehurriedmommy

"A plump wife and a red barn has never caused a man an ounce of harm!"-Anonymous

About Me

Have you guessed yet that I'm a Christian? If so, you are right! Pat yourself on the back! :)

Wow!

Have you discovered The Innocence Project yet???

Ratings

Amna15 rated for Cookies and A Compliment :) on Jan 12, 2012
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Comment: This was the best swap ever! I appreciate every single item you included for me! Thank you so so much for this whole swap! I love when a swapper puts the amount of effort that I put into all of my swaps! It is much appreciated! xoxo
Response: WOW! that was quick! they said you wouldn't get it until the 17th. glad it arrived and that you will enjoy everything inside. blessings to you and yours. :)
LindaW rated for A Week of Happiness! on Jan 9, 2012
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Comment: Thank you for the nice "Week of Happiness" inspiration and items you sent. It sure was a blessing.
Response: oh boy! we both received from each other on the same day! sweet! God bless you. its always a pleasure to have you for a partner.
supacarol rated for Send a coin purse-Sender's Choice on Jan 8, 2012
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Comment: thanks for the coin purse and lovely extras.
Response: :)
ladyaries7 rated for A Shoebox of Love on Dec 23, 2011
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Comment: wow, what a really cute shoebox! and the wonderful goodies inside! :) i love the decorations--tell your "little hands" thank you so much!
ByNickiG rated for Say a Prayer for Me on Dec 23, 2011
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Comment: Thank You soooo much for all my goodies, I wish I could give you 3 hearts. I was recetly flaked on twice your package made up for it lol Thank You!! Have a Great Holiday!!!
knclodge rated for Cute Kitchen Swap on Dec 22, 2011
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Comment: Hello Hurriedmommy!! Thanks so much for all of the extras, you really went above and beyond. Love the eco-friendly bag, I use those all the time, and kitchen towels are a favorite for me. Thanks again and God bless!
sweetred35 rated for Say a Prayer for Me on Dec 21, 2011
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Comment: I received your package on today. I will enjoy my goodies. Thank you very much. God bless.
sissy rated for Take 3 on Dec 8, 2011
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Comment: Prayeing for all 3, believe you have what you pray for. have a great week. God bless you and your family.
dixieniche rated for The Great Weight Loss on Dec 5, 2011
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Comment: thank you so very much for sharing your testimony. AND you have been so kind to bless me with so many extra goodies. wish i could give you a million hearts. just know i'll put them all to good use. thanks again...blest be! :)
Response: wow! that was super fast! normally mail this time of year is slow. glad you enjoyed. God bless.
AngelFaeryKathleen rated for About Me Postcard on Dec 5, 2011
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Comment: Great postcard thanks :-)
sissy rated for Before and After on Nov 22, 2011
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Comment: thank you for the lovely extra's in with your before/after. It is good to read how others have the same struggles in their Christian walk , it shows we are not alone in it all. God bless, from @sissy
Response: God bless you.
HeidiJean rated for Thank You Lord on Nov 17, 2011
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Comment: Thank you, and thank the Lord that your family survived!
Response: thank you for being my partner and for the heart! :)
pandakitty rated for Simple Postcard Swap#1 on Nov 12, 2011
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Comment: Thank you for the sweet note
Response: :)
Angeladykate rated for My Farewell Tote on Nov 9, 2011
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Comment: Very clever!!! Much different from what I'm sending out....I love this swap!!
Response: :)
HeidiJean rated for I Am Blessed Because... on Nov 8, 2011
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Comment: Thank you so much for sharing your blessings with me!
Response: :)
Netsirfirgal rated for Coin Purse of Love! on Nov 7, 2011
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Comment: Thank you soooo much for the package. The coin purse is so cute and I loved the inspirational message attached to the $1,000,000 bill. I always enjoy receiving new recipes and the butterfly spiral notebook will be very useful. Thanks again!!!!
Response: i'm sure whenever you pull out your coin purse that you'll receive compliments! :)
PisceanMama rated for My First Love on Nov 6, 2011
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Comment: I got the package yesterday and I LOVED it! Not only was the letter great (and you really did dodge a bullet there!) but I loved the goodies that you sent. I shared the candies with my boys and I can't wait to make the bars! You rock!
Response: so glad you got it and that everything was pleasing!
Margothecat rated for I Am Blessed Because... on Nov 5, 2011
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Comment: Thank you for the pretty Thanksgiving postcard! You are a blessing to me!
Response: thank you so much
groundhogstamper rated for A Gentle Hug on Nov 4, 2011
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Comment: What a lovely card and envie full of goodies. I love all you sent. The Publix gift card is perfect...that's where we shop. Hubby always goes on a Wednesday so he can use the coupon for a 1 cent deal that is in the paper every Wednesday. Thanks so much for everything. I'll be in touch.
Response: thank you so much
kgeslab rated for Proverbs 31-10 Virtuous Woman Swap on Nov 1, 2011
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Comment: I'm really sorry that my comment offended you so much that you had to block me from pm. I am a very new christian and have not read the small book of James, but will now. Thanks for your instruction - I would leave you a heart but you blocked my ability to do so. I think I'll stay away from Christian swaps until I know more about the faith. My intention is never to make people angry. Christianity, from my prospective, is about love and forgiveness, so please forgive my lack of knowledge.
Response: wow! one partner really valued my beauty tip...and the other 'feels sorry for me' because i could inadvertently be advocating abuse? yikes! you joined this swap, so i'm assuming you know a LITTLE something about the Bible. so do you totally discard the book of James? if you must have the last word in every matter, you must be a very rich lady. only the very wealthy can afford 'back talk' is what 'they' use to say. i meant this in general. the Bible also speaks of a woman having a quiet and meek spirit. do you also skip over these scriptures? i feel sorry for you, dear friend.

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Comments

LunaMoody on Jun 18, 2014:

Do to your absence from swap-bot I am removing you from the Pen Pals of the World Group effective immediately. Thank you for your interest in the group. I wish you good fortune.

Lisa

AngieTheArtist on Jun 19, 2012:

I saw all of your wonderful posts in the "Household of Faith" group. I was. So disappointed to learn that you were gone. If you log back in, please contact me. I liked your bold stance for the Lord.

AngieTheArtist on Jun 18, 2012:

Hi, I was reading your profile and I am so glad to see that you are not ashamed of Jesus Christ. Isn't it good to live for the Lord.

CrayonMom on Mar 13, 2012:

I know you haven't been online in a while, but I wanted to say thank you again for the Christmas gift card. I'd been saving it for a while and finally spent it last week. We bought a food processor/blender/bullet for mashing up homemade baby food. This will save us so much money- and it's paid for itself already in making smoothies for the bigger kids, too. Thank you.

abbyaguas on Jan 29, 2012:

Hello Tita :)

First, I am blessed that God allowed me to meet you. Just having a profile like that, makes me realize that I really need to stand up everything for Him.

Next is that, the package you sent me was a real blessing, and I can't contain my happiness and surprise. I pray that God will use your life in more ways than you can imagine.

KraftyCrochet on Jan 27, 2012:

So are you a jehovahs witness or not?

40NFabulous on Jan 27, 2012:

Hey, I opened the package,was it for a specific swap so I can rate there or a just because? You were so "hurried" you didn't leave me a note this time..lol... thank you so much for the recipe cards,they look so yummy.. and of course, LOVE chocolate...and I am curious to see what is on this CD.. I like the title.. sounds interesting.. Just lemme know if this was for a specific swap.. so I can make sure I give you a glorified rating

40NFabulous on Jan 27, 2012:

Thank you..Can you please send me invitations again, so they will be in the box when I think I am ready to come back in? Thanks so much for all your support.. I got a package from you today, can't wait to open it.. Take Care

ginabee on Jan 12, 2012:

God Bless you, too!

Amna15 on Jan 12, 2012:

This was the best swap ever! I appreciate every single item you included for me! Thank you so so much for this whole swap! I love when a swapper puts the amount of effort that I put into all of my swaps! It is much appreciated! xoxo

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