Date Joined: August 11, 2011
Last Online: January 30, 2012
Country: United States
Have you tried bullying, anger, shopping, racism, over-eating, drugs, alcohol, anti-depressants and multiple relationships with no relief? Try God today! He stands ready to 'swap' with you. All the burdens you are carrying, He will swap with you for peace, forgiveness, understanding, healing, favor and joy. PM me for additional details or join The HouseHold of Faith Swappers. God loves you. He is not angry with you...which is what the devil wants you to believe.
Disclaimer: I don't celebrate Christmas or other holidays. Why not? Read @fawnscrafts profile....also, youtube has some great learning resources available.
TODAY'S FORECAST: God will reign, and Jesus will shine! :)
You are about to enter into a world where God is King, Jesus Christ is His Son and Lord, and this swapper looooooves to receive religious/christian items in the mail. Now is the time to be very afraid...or very happy....
There's still time to leave....
I may pass around the collection plate....(smile)
You've been warned.....
What should you not play hide and seek with a mountain? because it peaks....
Why did the potato blush? because he saw the salad dressing... :)
What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? out-laws are wanted. :)
Once there lived a very mean man. He was mean to everyone: colleagues, neighbors, and family. He was also a very wealthy man. On his death bed he gave clear instructions that his wife was not to receive any of his money; that all of it was to go with him. On the day of the funeral, attendees were prepared to console the widow, but found her surprisingly upbeat and comforted. When asked what would she do for money since her husband got it all, she replied, 'Oh, I wrote him a check..." :) :) :) :) :) :)
smooth jazz instrumental/christian music/ adventures in odyssey
Bible (KJV) / i LOVE (3D) Lenticular postcards/ shaped postcards/ shaped stationary/ kitchen items/ anything cupcake themed/ oversized purses/ hair ribbons in assorted colors/ silk and or plastic flowers with bright colors/ Bible Verses included in swap/ chocolate covered nuts/ anything anne geddes/ stamps/ gift cards/ blank post cards/ Cards/ blank cards/ Veggie Tales/ Stickers/ beautiful Stationary/ Encouragement notes/ surprises/ Anything Mickey Mouse/ Minnie Mouse/ Miss Piggy/ adventures in odyssey/ faith based audiobooks/ inspirational audiobooks/ children's audiobooks/ gently used shoes....both sexes/ used family rated movies/cartoons/ children's arts and crafts projects/ children's jewelry making projects/ natural healing books/ plastic sunflowers/ prayers included with swap/ did i mention i LOVE 3D-Lenticular postcards?/ and it tickles my heart when you leave a kind comment or hello with a beautiful graphic :)
As I was walking down life's highway many years ago, I came upon a sign that read, "Heaven's Grocery Store". When I got a little closer, the doors swung open wide, and when I came to myself, I was standing there inside. I saw a host of angels, they were standing everywhere. One handed me a basket and said, "My child, shop with care". Everything a human needed was in that grocery store. And what you could not carry, you could come back for more. First I got some patience. Love was in that same row. Further down was understanding, you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of wisdom and faith a bag or three. And charity of course, I would need some of that. I couldn't miss the Holy Ghost, it was all over the place. And then some courage to help me run this race. My basket was getting full but I remembered I needed grace. And then I chose salvation for salvation was free. I started for the counter to pay my grocery bill. For I thought I had everything to do the Master's will. As I went up the aisle I saw prayer and put that in. For I knew when I stepped outside I would run into sin. Peace and Joy were plentiful, the last things on the shelf. Song and praise were hanging near so I just helped myself. Then I said to the angel, "How much do I owe?". He smiled and said 'Just take them everywhere you go." Again I asked, "Really, how much is my bill?". "My child", he replied, "God paid your bill a long, long time ago".
Write 25 good things about you. Post them where you can see them everyday. Now here comes the simple part...BELIEVE them! :)
i will always mail my swaps promptly. i will always stop, drop, and rate promptly. period. i received very good home training. did you?
what gives me a sad swap-bot face: used, smelly items/ swaps without heart (effort) and soul put into it/ dirty items/ anything gothic/ anything sexual/ anything aetheist in nature/ make-up/ fingernail polish/ anything that you would not want to receive/ your excess 'don't wants'/ profanity/ nudity/ anything anti-Christ/ anything of and pertaining to satan/the devil/ blood & gore/ darkness/ dirty jokes/ anything written or implied that mocks our God the Father, His Son Jesus, or the Holy Ghost/meaness/ racism
sending any of the above will result in your having to spend 10 minutes in the time out chair! :)
will there be flakers and non-raters in heaven????????????????????????????????????
"Don't let your mouth write a check that your BEHIND cannot cash"-Daddy
"There are only two kinds of people the world loves and embrace: sinners, and professing christians who do the same things as sinners"-thehurriedmommy
"People are not seeking to conform to the Bible, but rather, have the Bible conform to them"-thehurriedmommy
"When you form a fist, nothing can get in, and nothing can get out!"-Husband on money matters
"I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we have been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government, and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessings and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"-Anne Graham on Hurrican Katrina
"God is the most ignored, misunderstood, lied to, lied on, maligned, slandered and disrespected person in history, hands down"-thehurriedmommy
"Sweet candy causes harm. Bitter medicine makes one well"-Anonymous
"Give God your problems. He's going to be up all night anyway"-Anonymous
"The higher a monkey climbs, the more of his behind you can see"-Mr. Johnnie
"Those focused on receiving will never come into agreement with those focused on giving"-thehurriedmommy/cookie swap
"A cheerful giver does not count the cost of what he gives"-Lady Julian of Norwich
"There are only two kinds of people who don't want to hear about sins; christians and sinners"-Amy
"The church went out into the world to convert it, but came back converted to the world"-husband
"Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future"-Oscar Wilde
"We all have an allergy to the truth"-thehurriedmommy
"God does not call the qualified, but qualifies the called"-Anonymous
"Give more than what you take and you will never be without"-Husband
"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it...."-Marcy Guyer
"One friend is worth a thousand relatives"-Anonymous
"In God we trust....all others pay cash!"-Anonymous
"And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul, but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell"-Jesus; Matthew 10:28
"The more one sees, the more one wants"-Husband
"An educated man is one who knows a lot but says nothing about it"-Gracie Fields
"It is more blessed to give than to receive"-Acts 20:35
"If you want to know who your true friends are, just get down on your luck!"-Grandmother
"Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again."-Luke 6:38
"There are two things man can never measure: the extent of tragedy, and kindness"-TheHurriedMommy
"Live out of your imagination, not your history"- Stephen Covey
"Man becomes what he thinks about"-Morris E. Goodman (The Miracle Man)
"Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see"-Husband
"I Am The Way, The Truth, and The Life; No Man Cometh Unto The Father, But By Me"-Jesus Christ
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"-Anonymous
"If it don't come with a biscuit and fries, keep all breasts and thighs covered!"-Pastor Tony Smith on women's dress and modesty
"Put the letter D in front of anger and what do you get?"-Husband
"Thunder only happens when its raining. Players only love you when they're playing'.."-Fleetwood Mac
"Small children step on your feet. Adult children step on your heart"-Paula W. Martin
"The rich rarely get that way off of the smart"-thehurriedmommy
"A plump wife and a red barn has never caused a man an ounce of harm!"-Anonymous
Have you guessed yet that I'm a Christian? If so, you are right! Pat yourself on the back! :)
Have you discovered The Innocence Project yet???