worst.profile.ever

We all know there are some terrible, cliché, even painful things on profiles. There are standard meaningless phrases that flakers always seem to put on their profiles. There are annoying graphics, and ridiculous fonts, and PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs. (ow, my eyes!)

For this swap, we will create a faux-profile in an email (not on our real profiles!) and send it to 2 partners. Add images if you want to/know how! Put in all the things you hate about profiles -- all the gibberish posted by flakers, all the crazy expectations, or the explanations about why you haven't been able to get your mail for 6 months. Make it as bad as possible!

DO NOT copy and paste from real profiles! This is a no-no. We aren't out to target one individual here, just to humorously tease everyone at once! I fully expect someone to parody my crazy-long list of allergies on my profile, or my hatred of pink! You might get a partner who puts in something similar to what's on your profile; be prepared for this.

Enter this swap only if you have a sense humor, please.

Newbies okay, but I reserve the right to ban as I see fit.