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Hell0Z0mbie

Hell0Z0mbie
Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: May 8, 2021
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
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About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
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Favorite Television

Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Vikings
Walking Dead
Xena

Favorite Music

Aerosmith
Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Megan Thee Stallion
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Saweetie
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Dune
Hench
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Alteryx (amazing data program - I'm obsessed!)
Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)
Purple
Rainbow
Spreadsheets
Zentangles

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I actually prefer homer/last page decos to keep my pile manageable, unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey/Happiny)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD

Ratings

5
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Comment: Loved both ATCs. You're so creative!
Response: Thanks! Glad you liked them. :)
jeka396 rated for FS ~ Decos ~ April on Apr 19, 2021
5
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Comment: Oooh you are right, the cover on this fall themed deco is just gorgeous, and your page was great too!!!! Funny, I have received a number of fall themed decos over the last couple of months, but it is my favorite season, so it has been great! Thanks for the extras too - all of it will be used. Maybe the painted paper will be used as a background for a deco page.πŸ€ͺ. The paper flowers are perfect, I love using them to add to deco pages...add some dimension without being bulky in the mail :). And well, I always enjoy stickers!!
Response: Yay! Glad it arrived safe :)
joppagirl rated for CPG Move Any Deco 01 - Global on Apr 17, 2021
5
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Comment: Thanks for the deco and extras. Movies aren't one of my favorite themes either.
Kalalinga rated for Decos Only - 4/2021 on Apr 9, 2021
5
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Comment: Thanks for the decos and all the pretty flowers! You always do a great swap.πŸ’žπŸ’šπŸ’–
Response: Glad you liked it! :)
5
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Comment: Awesome cute deco!! I love the hats theme! Thank you!
Response: Yay! Yeah I thought that one was super cute. :)
janetr rated for Last Page Deco - 4/2021 on Apr 6, 2021
5
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Comment: amazing as always thanks :)
chimerix rated for OMAE: Sender's Choice ATC - MARCH on Apr 3, 2021
5
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Comment: Wow! I feel so spoiled! Thank you for not one, but two beautiful ATCs. I am in love with both the octopus and the mermaid! And thank you for the Alice in Wonderland and Fairy PCs. Mahalo!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked them! :)
HippieChick rated for FS ~ Decos ~ March on Mar 20, 2021
5
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Comment: Challenge accepted! But you have been warned, my drawing skills are... questionable at best haha! This will be a fun theme to work on. :) And thanks for my first ATC Coin. :)
BusyB rated for CPG ~ Collab HMPC ~ March 2021~ USA on Mar 20, 2021
5
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Comment: Hi Emma, Received and will send homer to Shirley. :-) Your art is fantastic! Thank you also for the wonderful decorated envie and the generous extras. Lucky me! :-) Makes me want to get out my Gelli plate and play. Lol What a happy mail day and brought a big smile to my face! πŸ’•πŸ˜
HippieChick rated for FS ~ Decos ~ February on Feb 25, 2021
5
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Comment: Thanks for the interesting deco to work on. I actually have some Gothic & Lolita images floating around. It will be interesting to so what I can do with this one. Thank you for the fabulous ATCs as well! I always love adding to my collection!!
Response: Glad it got there safe! Definitely a unique theme!
5
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Comment: Thank you it was wonderful
Tara rated for ATCs - Affirmations for the New Year on Feb 1, 2021
5
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Comment: Loved it!
5
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Comment: What a beautiful and remarkable envelope! Your paint layers are incredible! I need to take a lesson from you! I love hmpc's and this is my first collab! I think it's awesome. I hope they come around again soon too! Your addition was adorable! I think coffee would also be answer, but instead of being redundant I may put tea, and chocolate πŸ˜†. Thank you so much for all the extras! The stickers are amazing! You must have an incredible stash to be able to part with stickers that were so clearly profile picked for me! And the extra PC's were so generous! It's funny, I just sent out an identical beach pc! Thank you so much. Can't wait to get paired with you again soon πŸŒ»πŸ’–πŸ’
Response: Yay!! So glad you liked all of it. :)
SciFiSama rated for ATC Coins - Butterflies on Jan 24, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thank you so much for the cute ATCs and the extras! :)
HippieChick rated for FS ~ Decos ~ December on Jan 20, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Thanks of the adorable deco! I am excited to work in it! and the extra ATCs are FAB-U-LOUS!!! More for the collection!
Response: Awesome, glad that finally showed up!!
YooperHill rated for Totally Inappropriate ATCs on Jan 5, 2021
5
rating
Comment: Excellent! Thank you!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it!
5
rating
Comment: Been a bit busy, arrived last week. Thank you!
Response: Thanks for rating!
SatisHuman rated for Totally Inappropriate ATCs on Dec 29, 2020
5
rating
Comment: The ATC's you sent are so funny. I love swaps like these where we can exchange crude humor. Thanks for the winged member!
Response: Yay! Really glad you liked them. :)
fishsteak rated for ATCs - Profile Surprise on Dec 27, 2020
5
rating
Comment: I haven’t played Pokemon Go recently, but the Pikachu envelope is just too cute.I I love both profile surprise ATCs you sent. Thank you for a wonderful swap!
mcorbus rated for CPG Collab HMPC #11 Dec - US only on Dec 22, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for the awesome swap and extras. Are you think of the truck stop Gear Hammer? They had amazing food. The truck stop doesn't have a restaurant anymore. Merry Christmas
Response: Maybe! I totally don't remember the name! This would have been in the 1990s LOL.

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 648 202 217
Completed Fives Threes Ones
572 711 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
19 64 417 72
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Comments

HippieChick on May 7, 2021:

Thank you for the birthday ATC! It made my day! I always love seeing a colourful envie in my post box from you. :)

Poftoffel on Apr 28, 2021:

Awwwww thank you so much for the Tulip atc!!! It’s so nice and cheerful! I love it! I’m going to put it on my wall! Thank you so much for thinking of me, it really cheered me up today!

stephiedee on Apr 27, 2021:

Thank you for working in my Enchanted Ellies deco! I love how it turned out...your rainbow painted page was the perfect finish. ❀️️🐘

Bhindblueeyes on Apr 23, 2021:

Emma!! Thank you so so very much for your kindness and such generosity! I can visit my Dad tomorrow, and I will bring him a coffee too :). Biggest of hugs!

Keruka on Apr 20, 2021:

Thank you so much for my TARDIS ATC Angeled for the ATC profile swap. It is gorgeous and I love it so much! Thank you!! <3

HippieChick on Apr 9, 2021:

Thanks for the OMAE PC RAK. I have also been very uncreative recently. I'm hoping it will pass with the coming nicer weather. Until then, I acquire more plants...

Artstamper on Apr 2, 2021:

Hey Emma, thanks so much for the Birthday RAK! I would have never guessed that You are new at tags, Making it an inspirational one with my word for the year made it extra special. Love it and the gelli Printed envelope. I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

jeka396 on Apr 1, 2021:

Thanks so much for swapping decos and sending the Diddl and Winnie the Pooh decos to me! These will be fun to work in, I enjoy these cartoon critters :). I agree though, it may be difficult to find someone to send these to next!!

bethe on Mar 25, 2021:

Thank you so much for your RAK altered postcard (OMAE group) your sweet note and lovely collage really brightened my day.

beachchicken on Mar 25, 2021:

Thank you so much for the hand painted postcard! It is very cool! OMAE RAK Have a great day!

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