Write me some awful Harry Potter fanfiction!

Have you ever read a fanfic that makes you cringe? One written so badly that you close the tab without feeling bad? Horrible mary sues, out of character actions, Potions Master NOT going after the Insufferable know-it-all?

Fill out this form and then post it in a comment below. Your partner will take this information and write a fic of at least 500 words. It can be hand-written or printed out. Embellish the page a bit, draw on the sides or age the paper, or maybe print the Hogwarts seal directly onto the paper.

• Pairing or Dominant Character: (Doesn't need to be couple-centric)
• Theme: (Fluff, Angst, etc)
• Rating: (G-R/X?)
• Preference: (Anything/anyone in particular you want in the fic)
• Hard no-no (Anything/anyone you really DON'T want in the fic)

Crap grammar and word abuse is welcome, just make sure we can tell what's going on, we don't want it to be awful to the point of not being able to read it!

NO 1's at all, no 3's without messaging me first. Suspicious profiles will be banned. Newbies with a complete profile accepted.

Please rate appropriately on 500 words on embellished/decorated paper :) HP themed extra's may get the heart, but don't rate on those alone.

I will angel for anyone flaked on, provided appropriate rating is given. Swap image from http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com