Strange Family Portrait handmade postcards

For this swap, you will create a drawing that looks as if it is a typical posed family portrait of some sort, but from a really weird family! Feel free to make your drawing as abstract or realistic as you like, and use any style that makes you happy.

Your card can be done in any medium you like, but must include on it somewhere a fake Family Portrait drawing (or reproduction of a drawing), done by you.

Your card must have the swap title plus your username printed clearly on the back, and you should write some sort of message to your partner on the back of the card. I hope to break people away from only including the bare minimum of required information. Surely there are interesting things to say!

The fine print:
This swap is INTERNATIONAL.
Cards must conform to standard USA postcard sizes - they must be between 3.5" by 5" and 4.25" by 6".
Must have a 4.5 or higher rating, or else contact me and explain your circumstances.
If you are a newbie and have not been rated yet, you are welcome to join this swap as long as your profile has been fully filled out.