Dear Object Postcard

Have you ever had a conversation with something that couldn't talk back? In this swap you will send a postcard to you partner but the message will be to an inanimate object of your choice:

Dear Alarm Clock, Why did you wake me up this morning? Your beeps and buzzes are not what I need to hear. I want to hear birds chirping or the lovely sound of my own snoring. Please be quiet. Don't you know it's Saturday? See you in two days, Love, Me

You will have 2 partners. Send one postcard to each partner. This swap is open to anyone.