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P.O. Box 2256
Beaverton, Or 97075
Hi, if you don't know me, I'm Met.
Met as in: Meticulous, Metaphor, Metaphysical, Metal.
Hopper as in: Edward Hopper, Grasshopper, frogs and bunny rabbits.
I get a lot of mail for Mel Hooper/Harper/Cooper, and would appreciate, uh, not getting mail for Mel Hooper/Harper/Cooper...
Aritst. Writer. West Coast Resident.
I have a kid (obtained from another source) and a husband.
Sometimes I volunteer with helping train service dogs. I'd rather volunteer training service lizards but they don't exist yet. I love most animals. I have a ferret named Fenrir. He's named after the wolf in Norse Mythology.
I'm a gentle soul with a penchant for unsavory language and bold humor. I try to reign it in to keep people comfortable though. I enjoy the surreal and the absurd as well as snippets of the mundane. All told, I consider myself pretty easy going and quite difficult to offend.
I always love a good note. So tell me about whatever you want to. Secrets, confessions, meal plans, anecdotes, shopping lists, destinations, dreams and everything else always welcome.
I appreciate mail art and decorated envelopes, of course, but please don't fuss over them if you don't enjoy doing so. I'm perfectly fine with plain legal envelopes and metered postage.
-song birds, especially wrens
-the macabre and morbid
I do not eat meat (except fish on occasion) due to personal / spiritual reasons.
Please do not send me anything made with fur or leather.
-nail files. seriously.
-baby humans. also seriously. I do not like pictures of them. I do not find them cute. You can tell me about the babies in your life if you want, but I really am not a fan of kids.
I do or dabble in a lot of crafts and arts, but for the most part I:
-paint (watercolor, acrylic, oil)
-carve stamps and stencils
-make batches of postcards
Subject matter wise I have always preferred the human form, especially women. I also really enjoy doing hands. Right now most of my art is pet based. You can see my art and junk (a lot of it, anyway) on my instagram! I take portrait commissions in my spare time, both pet and human (:
I also write a lot. Most of my writing time ends up going to my novels, which are a series of science fiction books addressing mental health issues. I also write personal essays, poetry and zines. Style wise I think my best work is raw and uncomfortably bold humor. I don't like sugar coating.
-misc little creative things
-sometimes other things, but mostly those 4.
-misc little creative things
-smallish stuff I can hang on my wall
-quotes pertaining to art/ writing
-whatever craft you're good at and want to share
-stuff for a regular sized happy planner
Please be choosy with what sort of extras you send- or, don't feel the need to send extras! I have very little craft space.
-I don't collage. please no napkins or random paper bits.
-I hate coloring. Legit. hate. it.
-I don't join food swaps because I know my dietary restrictions make it difficult/ not fun to shop for me. I really do love trying new foods and have a tremendous sweet tooth. If you decide to send food my way please make sure it has packaging I can read the ingredients on. Looking for things without peanuts and "suitable for vegans" is usually the safest way to go for me. Tea is fine to send!
I don't like scrapbooking. at all. I junk journal sometimes or glue crap into my journals but I do not scrapbook
I like collaborative projects, but I rarely do them, feel like I need to kinda know who I am working with to make it work.
I don't have the patience for things like deco's or friendship books. Passing things around is not my thing.
I listen to a stupid amount of music ranging from folk metal to electro-swing and hitting a lot of weird stops in between.
Bands my family is currently sick of hearing me play:
-Alice in Chains
-Florence and the Machine
I don't watch a ton of movies. My favorite films are A Scanner Darkly, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, all the Hellraisers, Sin City, Beavis and Butthead Do America... and the Emperor's New Groove.
I really love MST3k.
I especially like horror and science fiction. Love classics, memoirs and classic dystopias especially. Phillip K. Dick is my favorite author by far and A Clockwork Orange is likely my favorite book.
I also really love comics!
I don't like YA fiction, just can't get into it. (Yep, that means I don't like Harry Potter or Hunger Games or any of that.)
-Ich spreche ein bisschen scheusslich Deutsch. Ich kann Deutsch lesen sehr besser als ich kann Deutsch schrieben. Wenn du Deutsch kannst, kannst du mich auf Deutsch schreiben!
-Ik ben Nederlands ann het leren. (ik spreek geen Nederlands.) If you speak Dutch you can write me in Dutch but talk to me like I am a 3 year old or give me a translation, alsjeblieft.
-I am kinda a dweeb for languages. Love learning them, love looking at them. Love quirks in syntax and weird idioms. I also love fonts, penmanship, linguistics, linguistic anthropology, old English and gosh just most language things.
-I have a budding interest (ha) in botany and love botanical illustrations, updates on your garden and all that jazz.
-I cannot stress enough how much I like spiders. I love spiders. I have always loved spiders since I was a kid and used to befriend them. Spider motifs and tidbits, especially realistic ones, are always loved. Nephila spiders (banana spiders to non dweebs) are my favorite. I also really love the orchid mantises right now.
-I'm pretty open minded and easy going. I definitely am not bothered by religious sentiments on cards or hearing about your religion. Things with bible quotes on them will probably be lost on me though.
-I am VERY LGBTQA-ETC supportive!!! Send us your rainbow flags and gay sparkly crap. Trans* pride stuff would probably make the kid's day. (and, androgynous pride stuff would make mine.)
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