sophisticateddistractor

I'm 29, and a small-town girl with a big city job. I have a raging caffeine addiction that I satisfy with daily coffee and tea, and the occasional Pepsi Max. (Diet Pepsi just doesn't taste the same without the aspertame.) I'm a hardcore bookworm. Reading is my absolute favorite pasttime. I have three tattoos, and hope to get more in the coming years. No piercings as of now, but maybe that'll change. I love to bake, discuss subtext and metaphors in TV shows, take selfies anywhere I can, and dance in my kitchen while I wash the dishes. Yes, really.

Anything ranging from Nine Inch Nails to One Direction to Jay-Z, but '90s pop, rock, and grunge has a special place in my heart.

Most books by Stephen King, the Hannibal Lecter trilogy (Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal), the Black Jewels trilogy, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, Fangirl and Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, most books by David Levithan, the Harry Potter series, Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls by Jes Baker

Secretary, The Silence of the Lambs, The Breakfast Club, The Quiet Man, Grease, Pitch Perfect 1 and 2, Clueless, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Imagine Me and You, But I'm a Cheerleader, Liar, Liar, Kindergarten Cop, Beauty and the Beast

I have what may be fairly called an obsession with Sherlock and Hannibal. I also watch Daria, Law and Order: SVU, The Voice, WWE Monday Night Raw and NXT, Daredevil, Orange is the New Black, Jessica Jones, and I'm still working through Criminal Minds and Supernatural.