Weirdest Thing for $1

The goal of this swap is to find something that will make your partner chuckle "bwahahaha" or exclaim "oh my goodness!" or even shout "wow!"

Haunt your local drugstore, dollar store, dollar bins, souvenir shops and find the WEIRDEST item you can for $1.00. There are few restrictions on what type of item and this is mostly sender's choice. Please do stay away from scented items, foods, and items that either promote or denigrate religion. As always, it never hurts to check your partners profile for likes and dislikes.

Include a short description, at least a paragraph, describing why you thought the item was worthy of its "weird" designation.

You should rate a 5 if you receive the item and a description on time. Ratings of 4.98 or higher only unless you send a message explaining why an exception should be made. Users that have not yet been rated will be allowed if you send an explanation and if there is a complete profile. I will happily angel if it is necessary.