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Swap Coordinator:oblivionspin (contact)
Swap categories: Challenges  Miscellaneous  Artist Trading Card (ATC) 
Number of people in swap:6
Location:Regional - USA ONLY
Type:Type 3: Package or craft
Last day to signup/drop:June 1, 2015
Date items must be sent by:June 12, 2015
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

If you are easily offended please run from this place before your eyes melt from your skull.

ATC's through the alphabet- The swearwords edition!
This week brought to you by the letters T and A

Here is a helpful tool for finding swear words If you use a really obscure one, put a definition on the back.

In this series we will be going through the alphabet and making an ATC of a swear word for each letter. To save a little time, we will be doing 2 letters per swap.

This means- you will be making 2 ATC's this time. ONE for the letter T and ONE for the letter A

Your ATC can be done in any medium you want. You cannot sticker slap, or cut and paste 1 image and call it good.

Your ATC must contain the word it portrays on the FRONT. The first letter of the word should be slightly embiggened, or otherwise draw attention to itself.

Aim for R not NC-17 (i.e. nothing straight up pornography, drawings of genitalia, ok, photographs of it are not.)

3.5x 2.5 inches. Index card thickness or thicker. Swap name, user name both on the back.

You might receive a really horribly offensive card. That's ok. I plan to intersperse make up swaps throughout. So if you simply can't handle having a thundercunt696969 card in your collection you can politely ask for a new T card later.
Likewise, if you miss some letters, you can get those made up later as well.

House Keeping, Please Skim

Over 4.96
At least 10 completed and rated type 2 or type 3 swaps.
(If you are a newbie and want these cards in your life, hurry up and get some ratings so you can join in and do make up swaps later)
No 1's or 3's in the last 6 months or that could be made up.
IF you have an extraordinary circumstance (unfair rating, good excuse) PM me as soon as you sign up and we'll talk about it. No explanation and I drop you.
If you get flaked on, I will angel as long as you rate your partner a 1. Please communicate with them first.
Do not be a butt. Do not be a picky butt. Do not be a cranky butt.

US ONLY

If you are going to be late sending PM me at the very least and I will contact your partner. If I have to hunt you down because you've not marked sent by the day after you will likely be put on probation from my swaps until I hate you less.

Mandatory did you read this- In the comments please post the punchline to your favorite joke. Just the punch line.

Discussion

oblivionspin 05/26/2015 #

"omg! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

Minxy1964 05/26/2015 #

I'm crap at remembering jokes. Really wish this was international. Are you up for a private version of it? I know fucking tons of swear words ;-) xx

oblivionspin 05/26/2015 #

Sure thing Minxy (: Somehow I knew I'd be hearing from you. You are more than welcome to host an international version if you're up for it, by the way, public or in CIS. I hate to deprive my international foul mouthed friends.

PookiePie1307 05/26/2015 #

"He didn't recognize them"

Minxy1964 05/26/2015 #

Foul mouthed? Me? Bollocks!! What the fuck gave you that frigging idea?? ;-) xx

oblivionspin 05/26/2015 #

Right. How could I be so presumptuous. You probably never let a foul word cross your lips.You are clearly just foul fingered.

RatsAndRags 05/26/2015 #

I fucking LOVE that website! Thanks for sharing @oblivionspin . I can't join 'cause I'm in Canada (damn!) Dildo is a swear word? Really??!!

oblivionspin 05/26/2015 #

@ratsandrags Vagina is a swear word too. Like... uh-huh. Sure. Oh well.

Damn postage rates. I'm trying to talk Minxy into hosting international at some point. I'd be willing to private swap for a few letters if you had some favourite ones. Can't be assed to private swap the whole series though :P

Viridis5 05/26/2015 #

"Where you put the cucumber"

Goodmorningfelicity 05/26/2015 #

....and then God said "now I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"

oblivionspin 05/26/2015 #

May no one ask to borrow my phone. My search history is all vagina origami and what smell can God not get out of his fish. I slightly regret asking for just punchlines. :X

Fry 05/26/2015 #

I lost the hotdog 5 bars ago!

Yay! I love cussing!

Minxy1964 05/27/2015 #

I will run this as international in the Completely Inappropriate Swaps group within the next week or so. That fucking Oblivionspin made me do it....

oblivionspin 05/27/2015 #

That is so fucking wonderful.

HeidiJean 05/29/2015 #

"chocolate milk"

oblivionspin 06/ 2/2015 #

Partners assigned, go forth and be lewd my loves.

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