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DRAMA WELCOME

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DRAMA WELCOME
Swap Coordinator:Naeco (contact)
Swap categories: Art  Challenges  Letters & Writing 
Number of people in swap:10
Location:Regional - USA! USA! USA
Type:Type 2: Flat mail
Rating requirement:4.98
Last day to signup/drop:May 1, 2021
Date items must be sent by:May 8, 2021
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

[Humor, Creative Writing, Snarky, Dramatic]

Ummmmmm....

Hi?

Not really sure why you're here on my swap, because like, you have to be fabulous to be here. You know?

Anyways...If you think you're fabulous enough, then I GUESS you can join. But honestly? I've never even seen you here before. And I've been here for ahhhh-WHILE.

To be clear, just because you join my swap doesn't mean we're friends. Okay? Because friendship has to be earned. Friendship is a high honor, and involves lots of food and sprinkles. And like, coffee and cute little corner cafes with overpriced muffins.

Ugh, you keep distracting me with that confused look on your face. SO let me just get to the point. If you think you are amazing enough for this swap, then you're going to send one partner (notice how I didn't say friend) a letter.

But not just any letter, no!!!! You're going to write a letter about something small, anything, and it's going to be DRAMATIC and TOTALLY BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION.

Like, that barista last week who you're CONVINCED is trying to sabotage you by making you the wrong drink every time. UGH! Or that other mom at the playground who gives you dirty looks because you let your kid play in the dirt. Eyeroll Or that person at work who most certainly hides your stapler when you're not looking!!!!!

Like I said before, you better be fabulous to press my JOIN button. If you're not, I'm giving you the BOOT!

Ahem. Now, please go away. I have very important things to do like filing my nails, being snarky, and rolling my eyes.

FOR THE CONFUSED:

  • If you were insulted by the above, please know it was meant to be funny and is not a personal attack. Also, please leave my page before it gets worse. BYEEEEEEEEEEE! <3

  • I keep seeing "NO DRAMA" at the bottom of swaps. Booooooooo! So I thought, how fun would it be to do a swap WITH drama?!

  • Think of the most ridiculous situation and turn it into a dramatic letter! Buuuuut, don't be mean or insult your swap partner personally. The goal is to make your partner laugh really hard!!! Be CREATIVE!

  • This is meant to be a snarky, hilarious letter, which is talking directly to your partner as if they're the person you have (pretend) drama with. LET IT ALL OUT, GURRRL.

  • Use the word "you" like I did above - make it "personal". Dish out the dirt and release your inner drama queen!

  • Please pick basic topics; the complicated part should be all the drama you add to it. Duh.

  • Avoid anything racist, religion-based, etc. If you're unsure about a topic, then choose a different one. Use your dang judgment!!! The goal is to stir up the pot, not spill the boiling soup on your partner's lap! Jeez, have some class!

  • Avoid real life names or events; you're supposed to make it all up, honey, that's what drama is all about.

  • Be specific! Like someone who stepped on your toe today, or an imaginary person who egged your car, or that lady who lives two houses down and watches you every morning as you pull out of the driveway to leave. RUDE

  • Don't contact me about the swap. I mean it. Seriously. Like, just don't sign up if you can't handle it. If your partner flakes, I will NOT be an angel. I'm just not born to be an angel..... You understand, right?!

Sincerely, Brat

Discussion

Naeco 03/28/2021 #

...Okay, maybe I'll angel.

kizzlets 03/28/2021 #

Your swap description was so interesting to read lol. I won't be joining though, cuz my life is boring

LavenderSprinkles 03/28/2021 #

Sheesh.....this is insanely interesting!

Naeco 03/28/2021 #

@kizzlets That's what your imagination is for!

Naeco 03/28/2021 #

@LavenderSprinkles Drama llama mama comma bomb uh...

That's all I got.

LavenderSprinkles 03/28/2021 #

Yea some people call me that here but hey that is what this swap is all about right? LOL

Naeco 03/28/2021 #

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1happyday 03/30/2021 #

I'll join this nonsense. I LOVE being dramatic at ALL times.......Also, I think I'm the best person on the planet soooooooo....you are lucky to have me. :)

Naeco 03/31/2021 #

@1happyday I'll strike a deal: You can be the best person on the planet THIS WEEK, and I'll be the best person on the planet NEXT WEEK and beyond. 😏

LavenderSprinkles 04/ 2/2021 #

Puh-lease you both need to SIT DOWN! You already know I am the best! Now go pour yourselves a diet soda.....

1happyday 04/ 2/2021 #

A diet soda......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

esmy77 04/ 4/2021 #

Omg the description of the swap made me laugh I had to join lol

Naeco 04/ 8/2021 #

@LavenderSprinkles πŸ˜‚πŸ₯€

Naeco 04/ 8/2021 #

@esmy77 Glad there's a few people on here that understand my humor 😁

adsmith18 04/14/2021 #

This sounds hilarious and so much fun πŸ˜‚

ThrivingWell 04/16/2021 #

This is Greatness! Very well written! Love your sense of humor. Thanks for the intriguing insight and smile on my face. You Are pretty awesome. πŸ˜‡πŸ˜„β€οΈ

Naeco 04/18/2021 #

@adsmith18 @ThrivingWell Thanks y'all, looking forward to swappin'!

Naeco 04/18/2021 #

It turns out this will be my 100th swap! It only took me 12 years LOL

carol 04/29/2021 #

Sounds like fun! Love the description!

Naeco 05/ 2/2021 #

LET THE DRAMA BEGIN!!!!

Naeco 05/ 2/2021 #

(hopefully only in the letters and not in real life)

LawLibrarian 05/ 4/2021 #

uggh. Worst. Swap. Ever.

Naeco 05/ 8/2021 #

I know!!! Who made it??? πŸ™„πŸ€£

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