Bah! Humbug! Card swap

I love the holidays, but frankly, this year I'm in a bit of a mood: I don't want to decorate, do dressy pictures, cook, wrap, etc. So, this swap is to celebrate those "down" days during the holidays.

Humbug (Sender's) Choice:

Send 1 snarky, grumpy, sarcastic, "up yours, Santa!" store-bought or handmade Christmas/Holiday/Seasons Greeting card to 3 partners for a total of 3 cards.

No note required (I loathe that!), but please include the swap name and your swap ID somewhere on the card. (Inside the card would be best, but I suppose you could put it on the back of the card if you're having one of them days...)

Must have at least a 4.9 rating with no recent 3s or 1s (unless you have a good explanation...and I believe you.)

Must be rated for at least 5 Type 2 swaps (flat mail- postcards, letters, cards, etc)

Swap is US only due to humbug deadline (and humbugs want t o spend as little as possible on this blooming holiday!)

I will start a global swap if there's enough interest...meaning at least 3 people.