Free Lemons!

crescendo will create one dozen sets of matchbox templates (?) to send to 17papergoddess in exchange for a buttload of free lemons, a dozen assorted note cards & postal ephemera ( for starters). stalking of postal workers will commence, wailing & whining until objects of desire arrive in the mailbox.Heartfelt ratings to be posted, cryptic rating entries, end zone victory happy dances, butt wagging, jazz hands, pelvic hip thrusts, suggestive rolling of shoulders, loud whoops of joyful exclamations, etc etc . All of the alluring sexual gestures one would normally save for a beloved member of the opposite sex -- this is Mail Orgasm! make it fast & furious -- quick turnaround time :)