Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an audition…
Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”
“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”
He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.
What currency do they use in outer space?
Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.???
Just a quick Good morning this morning to you from Livingston, Texas! I must say I have never heard of Lakeway before but as they say you can get lost here in Texas lol!!! I hope that you have a wonderful day!
Hugs-
P.s. please remember to rate as soon as you receive your little hello's on your profile!
Hello! I love horror things too! I'm a mix of half super cute and super creepy, lol! I think it's really cool that you collect pins. I collect patches. What's your favorite pin that you own? It's awesome that you make your own beauty products. Things that are handmade are much more enjoyable because you know that someone put their heart in it. What is your favorite gem stone to use?
I hope you are having a good day!
Jasmin
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Now no one said they had to be funny jokes right because I found definite gongs
Hope you enjoy though
Every morning after I wake up, the first thing I do is make my bed. Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
Breaking a leg during an audition… Ensures that you end up in the cast.
I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.” “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.
What currency do they use in outer space? Starbucks.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.
On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters. Newbie Friendly Profile Joke #1
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Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river.??? And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!??? As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.???
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Hi Stephanie,
Just a quick Good morning this morning to you from Livingston, Texas! I must say I have never heard of Lakeway before but as they say you can get lost here in Texas lol!!! I hope that you have a wonderful day!
Hugs-
P.s. please remember to rate as soon as you receive your little hello's on your profile!
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I've been thinking about having a wax seal to seal my envelopes and such myself. It sounds like it's a lot of fun! Have a great week!
~Paola
Hello! I love horror things too! I'm a mix of half super cute and super creepy, lol! I think it's really cool that you collect pins. I collect patches. What's your favorite pin that you own? It's awesome that you make your own beauty products. Things that are handmade are much more enjoyable because you know that someone put their heart in it. What is your favorite gem stone to use? I hope you are having a good day! Jasmin