MMBC: Mystery Postcard and Bio

EDIT: Due to requests, have changed partners from 2 to 1 and added some postcard info at the bottom.

Hopefully, this will be a quick and fairly cheap swap, so I hope everyone joins in!

1.) Make or buy a postcard portraying a mystery book, scene from a mystery film/tv show or a mysterious character/setting.

2.) On the back of the postcard answer this question: If you were a character in a mystery book, who would you be? Give a short description of your character and what role you'd play in the mystery.

That's it! 1 partner, 1 postcard, naked or clothed (in an envelope)