Swap-bot Time: July 24, 2019 12:16 am


Date Joined: January 25, 2010
Last Online: July 23, 2019
Birthday: March 26
Country: United States
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Because It's All About Me

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Hello! I'm Pattie. Welcome to my profile.

Before I say anything, thank you. A big thanks to everyone who has swapped with me. The quality of people I have had the pleasure of interacting with is amazing. Thank you and may all your swaps net you hearts. ^__^

Second thing! If the swap you send me is smoky I WILL throw it out.

Third thingie! Please please please DO combine swaps if you have more than one to send to me. While getting lots of mail is fun, saving money for more swaps is funner.

And finally, regarding postage due swaps. If I receive something postage due, I will refuse it. I ask you to please do the same, i.e. if you get a swap from me, with postage due, refuse it. I take 95% of my mail to the post office and if it's something I had weighed, and is now postage due, I wanna discuss it with the postmaster. Thank you, and I apologize should this actually happen.

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Very random things I like in no real order: the wife, anything with an ancient history feel, mythology, Surrealism, comparative religion, Victorian scrap, British and Japanese folklore, kitsune, old maps, pumpkins, bees, statuary, Peeps, stickers, images of raw meat, C9 Christmas lights, stationery, Betty Page, crabs, the Uffington White Horse, Takashi Murakami, conversation hearts, the Mahabharata, cheese, archaeology, pork, purple, honey, driving, cemeteries, Doctor Who, vacuuming, fonts, Liz Taylor, vintage Jell-O cookbooks, Cryptozoology, clouds, Sailor Moon, bellydancing, alchemy, holidays and observances (the older, the better), horses, Mansai Nomura,

I look forward to the day when people spell my name right. ^__^

About me as a hostess:

I think hosting is hugely important and I don't enter into the task lightly. I cull as I go, with a final sweep before assigning partners, so that you can see, at a glance, the people you will potentially be swapping with. I always angel my swaps should a flaker slip by, and I apologize in advance if that happens. I will do my do-diligence, keeping my standards absurdly high so the risk is as low as I can make it.

I do not host, or join, profile based swaps because, frankly, I suck at them. Senders' choice is how I roll. I will also, 99.9% of the time, have the sign up end on a Saturday so that I assign partners on Sunday giving swappers all day to get their swap together for a Monday mailing. =D

About me as a group owner:

Like hosting, I view owning a group as a responsibility not to be taken lightly. Which is not to say I'm not eager to have fun. I obsessively check my groups to approve any pending members because I know that I hate waiting.

Major Hobbies

The basics are: I love papercraft (been doing decos for about 10 years.) If there's paper involved, I'm totally there! And it's like an illness! [email protected]me I'll buy paper just to look at it. To possess it. It must be MINE! Bwahahahahahaaaa!

(Themes I can't pass on: Anything historic, mythic, color related, involving quotes, Asian, holiday, literary, postage stamps and food)

People have said for years I'm a good cook and frankly, I think anyone can be a good cook...you just have to pick good recipes, the rest is simply following directions.

(My comfort food is forever Indian. All my friends share this fate.)

I have combined these two loves in what is known in my immediate circles as the Magic Cookbook. Think, very usable scrapbook. There will be blood spilled for possession of this blibit when I die.

(This is where my love of stickers really shine! I tend toward food themes - obviously - Japanese and kawaii, holiday related, anime, and celestial. I avoid like the plague Disney and cats.) (And BTW, stickers, stickers, stickers! Sheets, cut from sheets, flake...I love 'em all.)

I write fiction, too. To fill in those times between meals. Writing is a byproduct of my love of research. Delving into a topic is delightful and writing about it helps it stick to the gray matter. How long it sticks, however, is subject to change without my notice.

Favorite Destinations

I love to travel, and my favorite destinations are England and Japan. I love Bronze, Iron and Roman Age Britain. All my pictures of England are rocks and grass. I can spot a tumulus a mile off in a moving car and snap a picture without swerving into oncoming traffic. I have mad driving skills over there.

In Tokyo it's ALL about the shopping. It's a paper-lovers dream. Flying halfway around the world to buy paper has come to feel natural at this point. We typically go for Winter Comiket and lemme tell you, there's nothing like Tokyo for New Year. I'm a big Inari fan and visiting shrines is tied with shopping.

(I'm an anime and manga fan, as well as Q-lia and Crux products. I'm helpless before food with a face drawn on, but eschew Hello Kitty and most Sanrio items.)

Been there... France, Prague, Austria, Amsterdam, Norway, Sweden, Egypt, Scotland. And closer to home, done that... Central and South America, with the usual coterie of states thrown in.

What I listen to

The wonderful (defunct) group Amici Forever/or until the money runs out introduced me to the interesting world of opera and I haven't looked back. This was a major change for me as heavy metal was my music of choice. These days I listen to both with plenty of Medieval reconstruction thrown in.

(Lots of belly dance music, very early church music, metal, opera, anime themes and a smattering of J-Pop.)

I have come to understand something about myself: I dislike silence. Even when we're with friends talking, I want music on in the background. Funny how life is. ;-)

Like to read

I'm a big Lewis Carroll fan, as well as Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, Erica Friedman, and Ayumi Yui. At breakfast I reach for a manga, but in the evening it's usually non-fiction.

Here's a little something about me and books.

(While I love both Alice books, I think it's a HUGE shame that Carroll's other books, specifically, Sylve and Bruno, are practically unknown. I'll marathon A Christmas Carol, Northanger Abbey and P&P when I need downtime. When I want a manga, it's Blue Exorcist, Angel's Doubt or Go~ Go~ Heaven on the top of the pile.)

I've been reading TONS of antique/historic cookbooks, both 18th and 19th century. I just love them!

Things I don't like...

People with no boundaries. Boundaries include but are not limited to: religion, politics, children, cats, chronic illness and sexual preference. Yes, I don't care if your diabetic Muslim-Republican-8 year old's cat is gay, so spare me.

(More specifically I don't like Diddl, Disney, Peanuts, Winnie the Pooh (what is a pooh anyway?), celebrities, alcohol, smoking, Suzie's Zoo, Precious Moments, Snow Babies, zombies, clowns, and 99% of the shows on TV.)

(I'm also learning to dislike people who don't send their swaps out...) (Or perhaps I should say I hate people who send out their swaps on the last day. I know, I know, that's what a deadline is for, yaddi yaddi, there's no need to preach to me, but I seriously think that if you've joined a swap --with no craft element involved-- there is NO reason to not send it out within days of the swap date. Feel free to think I'm a sanctimonious bitch. I'm good with that.)


I collect vintage holiday postcards. (This was in direct retaliation for being dragged to every antique show in a 150 mile radius of my parent's house.) I prefer them bright and colorful and don't care if they're written on. When I go to a show I always check for pin holes and to see what condition the stamp is in, but if I like the image enough, these 2 points can be overlooked.

(In order of interest: Halloween, Christmas, Halloween, Valentine's, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Easter and Halloween.)

I also like vintage postcards of food; "This is a picture of the dinner I have just had..." variety.

STICKERS!! And more Stickers!!

Love 'em. Want 'em. ALL of 'em. Hand 'em over and no one will get hurt. Stickers, stickers, stickers. Pattie's happy place.

I adore Stickeroni (the actual sticker of Stickeroni. I collect 'em. ;-) flake stickers (especially of food!!) cut from sheets, whole sheets...okay I do draw the line at reward stickers, but it's an easily erased line, truth be told.

Oh, and did I mention I love stickers? I do. A lot.


Something else I adore, postage stamps...as modern as possible, as colorful as possible, as large as possible. I think Finland tops the charts for the best stamps, followed not too far behind by England. Sadly, I think the stamps from America are ass. What can ya do? ;-)


I shy away from Sanrio, but will melt before food with a face!!! >_< I love it with all my love. I also love anything ghostly (obakemono/yokai). And not-quite-kawaii, tokidoki is uber cool, IMO.


Comment: thank you for everything!!! love them
Response: =D My pleasure!!
eurocat rated for KSU: Food! on Jul 14, 2019
Comment: Thank you for all the cute memos. The cat drink memos and cat ice cream memos are so cute. β™‘β™‘β™‘β™‘β™‘
Response: I'm so glad they went to a good home. =D
eurocat rated for KSU: 25/25/25 on Jul 13, 2019
Comment: Thank you for all the nice memos and extra!!! The kimono memo looks very cute and unique. Thank you for checking my profile and send the stuff I like. β™‘β™‘β™‘
Response: My pleasure! Thanks for joining my swap. =D
ccmmsu rated for KSU: Those leftover envelopes!! on Jun 28, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for all the kawaii goodness, Pattie!
Response: Thank you for swapping with me. =D
asddsa28 rated for KSU: Those leftover envelopes!! on Jun 28, 2019
Comment: thank you for everything!!! yay more stickers love them I can never say no to them.
Response: lol SAME!!!
Ellen101 rated for 20 memos for 20 flakes on Jun 25, 2019
Comment: Pattie! Thank you a million times for our kawaii swap! I am over the moon with all that you sent to me. Thank you for giving me a wonderful jump start on my collection! You're awesome!
Response: My pleasure! Thanks for swapping with me, and I'll be looking for you in more public swaps. =]
asddsa28 rated for KSU: Pick a theme mini memos on Jun 19, 2019
Comment: THANK YOU!!!! all my favorites thank you so much!!! love the extra stickers HUG
Response: I'm so glad!!! XOXOXO
Comment: Thanks again! :3
Response: My great pleasure!
Mimosagirl rated for KSU: Cute cello bags on Jun 15, 2019
Comment: Thank you for sharing such cute bags! That kimono note is so kawaii πŸ˜ƒAll the extras are much appreciated ❀️
Response: It's my great pleasure to share. I'm so happy you liked them. =D
raniheartspaper rated for KSU: 20 mini memos on Jun 13, 2019
Comment: Pattie, I got this swap but I haven't opened it yet. I wanted to leave a rating and will come back after work to update with comments. Yay, I'm back. Wow, it was truly a happy mail. Thank you for all the extras and lovely items, I will definitely make use of them. Thank you again!
Response: Awww, sweetie, I'm never in a rush. Put your feet up and don't worry about me. XOXO
mcall rated for I would join this swap if... on Jun 11, 2019
Comment: Great fun comments!! <3
Response: Thanks for joining my silly swap. =D
eurocat rated for KSU: 20 LARGE memos on Jun 8, 2019
Comment: Wow!!!Thank you for the amazing swap. I love everything you sent. The skeleton memos are very special. I’ve never seen them before! All other memos are very cute too. The letter sets are very pretty. Thank you for making my day πŸ˜πŸŒΈπŸ’•πŸ’πŸ‘πŸ™πŸ₯βœ¨πŸ’Œ
Response: The skeleton memos are new to me, but vintage. =D I'm uber happy your day was made!! xoxo
Fairydollmilk rated for KSU: Strawberries on Jun 6, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the nice stuff! Didn’t have any of the strawberry Kutusita nyanko before! Actually wait I did have the 3ds xl cover in it before. Now I have the regular size new 3ds though so I can’t use it.
Response: lol Hoarder!!! Sit next to me. ;-)
draco rated for I would join this swap if... on Jun 3, 2019
Comment: thank you. fun swap
Response: And thank YOU for hosting as well. =D
wittmert rated for I would join this swap if... on Jun 2, 2019
Fairydollmilk rated for KSU: 25 Leftover stickers on Jun 2, 2019
Comment: Hehe thanks Pattie!
Response: lol Is my secret safe with you?
Fairydollmilk rated for KSU: Cute Kawaii Questions on May 31, 2019
Comment: It was fun and entertaining reading this thank you! Cookbooks are fun aren’t they? I have some myself.
Response: They're nice to read while eating. I don't have to worry about gross things, or sex scenes. LOL
purrincup rated for KSU: Cute Kawaii Questions on May 28, 2019
Comment: I've been trying to find a way to store my letter sets, my poor drawers!
Response: lol The good news is, though, they're flat, which is 90% of the battle. =D
raniheartspaper rated for KSU: Cute Kawaii Questions on May 28, 2019
Comment: Thanks Pattie! A lot I already know, lol but a lot of new stuff too. I guess I know you well! Miss you since I haven't been swapping much lately.
Response: We'll be here when you're ready to jump back in. XOXO
Comment: So many sweets! Thank you. Lots of letters in the second half of the alphabet that it's better to skip - maybe pick just a few?
Response: LOL Or just stop. I'm in favor of just stopping!

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eurocat on Jun 16, 2019:


Heirloom on Jun 10, 2019:

Hey girl!

paperpusher on Jun 3, 2019:

Your happy mail made my heart smile xoxox Thank you for thinking of me!!

earthnk on May 30, 2019:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚asshat is one of my favorite words along with douche canoe and dicktard! Thanks for the smile.

ccmmsu on May 6, 2019:


Thank you for the awesome Random Flat Envie tag!

Paige1900 on Apr 21, 2019:

manders2280 on Apr 20, 2019:

Thank you for the sticker flake tag

manders2280 on Mar 31, 2019:

I'm not having much luck in finding anything for this swap because I don't have ghosts. I could send Pattie all the Gudetama stickers I've received from her. I could count small animal balls as gum, because they are pictured with a gum ball machine. Then there's stretching it with Sumikko Gurashi. Or Mamegoma?

paperpusher on Mar 26, 2019:

manders2280 on Mar 17, 2019:

Thank you for adding to my sticker flake bag


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