Swap-bot Time: October 19, 2018 11:11 pm

Totally Inappropriate Holiday Ornaments

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Totally Inappropriate Holiday Ornaments
Group:Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps
Swap Coordinator:Hell0Z0mbie (contact)
Swap categories: Crafts  Art  Seasonal 
Number of people in swap:7
Location:Regional - USA
Type:Type 3: Package or craft
Last day to signup/drop:November 6, 2017
Date items must be sent by:December 4, 2017
Number of swap partners:1

I'm making this one early because we'll want to spend some time on these!

You will make a delightfully inappropriate holiday ornament, suitable for hanging on a Christmas tree. Suitable in terms of workmanship, maybe not so much theme. :P This is pretty open to interpretation. I'd love to see sacrilegious, sexual, violence, swear words, or genital themed. As always, keep it fun: nothing racist or otherwise discriminatory is acceptable.

Constructing them out of whatever people construct ornaments out of, or embellishing a basic one is fine as long as it shows some effort. This is sender's choice other than these requirements.

This is sender's choice other than the rules above. You can make it ahead of time and are not obligated to consider your partner's profile or preferences.

I believe no one should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. I will angel if necessary, but I screen participants very carefully to minimize the risk of flakers getting in. I will remove participants with poor ratings, late swaps, drama, nasty comments, or other swapping history that concerns me at my discretion. If you have any negative swapping history and want to participate, please proactively PM me to explain. Otherwise, I may ban you with no notice if I am suspicious. And I tend to be suspicious.

Because of delivery issues, multi-profiler/flaker concerns, and site policies I require real names. If you join a swap of mine with a fake name or no last name, you will be asked to fix it.

Since this is a package/time intensive swap, it will be limited to the USA and require at least 10 type 3 ratings to participate.

The picture is from @oblivionSpin of a dick ornament I made her last year. :P


fluffyjunk 10/20/2017 #

What a fantastic idea! Too bad I can`t participate. But could we make a thread with the results in the group-forum? :D

Hell0Z0mbie 10/20/2017 #

Sorry @fluffyJunk I feel awful making TITS group swaps US only, but sending packages overseas is so expensive now! I paid like $15 to send one friggin small deco book to Germany recently, IDEK how much ornaments would cost to send. If anyone would like to host an international version of this that would be awesome, I'm just hesitant.

CajunLady 10/23/2017 #

I just want that plastic ball of tiny dicks that in the swap picture!!! Where did you get the tiny dicks? My sister would LOVE this ornament!!

CajunLady 10/23/2017 #

scroll down a bit You will see something I crocheted for my sister years ago!!!

Hell0Z0mbie 10/25/2017 #

OMG your crochet is great! I actually made the tiny dicks out of sculpey... I did a crapload of them for several ornaments in various shades of pink / tan / brown!

Fenix825 10/25/2017 #

OMG HAHAHAHAHA that crochet dick is awesome!

Fenix825 10/26/2017 #

I really want to do this swap but I have no clue what to make. Hrm...I still have some time to decide. Watching for now.

oblivionspin 10/29/2017 #

OH MY GOD I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA. I need to go find my tiny crochet hooks... omg omg omg.

EmilyT 10/31/2017 #

Fenix825, looking at your favorite crafts I have some suggestions, I'll PM.

Fenix825 10/31/2017 #

@EmilyT thanks so much for the message! I am totally in now!

Hell0Z0mbie 11/11/2017 #

I posted another ornament swap here with slightly less restrictive rules if anyone is interested!

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