Swap-bot Time: November 23, 2017 1:36 am


Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: November 22, 2017
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs and decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I am crazy about the sport of jugger, which I very much recommend checking out. I have two kitties who are my babies.

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, want excess decos (I usually have some), or want to ask me about jugger! :)

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Children of Dune
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta

Favorite Television

Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Mr. Pickles
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Walking Dead

Favorite Music

Bif Naked
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Mix CDs
Pokemon Go

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Sexism and anti-feminism
Religion - unless it's ironic

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! I don't want anyone reading this to think I am complaining about them specifically because it's happened a number of times recently. PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested,

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Dr. Pepper
Magic: the Gathering
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection)
Pokemon (esp. Magikarp, Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, Cubone)

If it's a pretty, well done ATC or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend if it's not related to animal cruelty. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD


Dummanios rated for ATC: Mushroom - USA on Nov 17, 2017
Comment: Thank you for everything! I love both ATCs you sent and the stickers!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked them!
Calib3achbum rated for Cactus ATCs - Newbie Friendly on Nov 16, 2017
Comment: Omg I loved your card an the extra goodies that is so my style thank you so much
Response: So glad it arrived and that you liked it! :)
Anettethhjertnes rated for Dirty Poem ATC - TITS Group on Nov 15, 2017
Comment: Love them, you are good at drawing
Response: Thanks! haha I try. Glad you liked them!
Comment: Thanks for the card lol! My cats say hi!
Response: Thanks for rating! :)
Comment: Love the depth of the collage with the Loteria cards below and then a butterfly peeny! Too fun! Thanks
Response: Glad you like it! Definitely fun to make. :)
Comment: Not only one, but two atc's. Nice šŸ˜Š love how you made them.
Response: Glad you like them! :)
Comment: Please please please forgive me! I thought I already rated you! As I went through my notes, I saw I had not and checked here just in case. Sorry! Thank you so much for such a pretty deco and the goodies!
Response: No worries! Thanks for rating, glad you liked it! :)
Comment: I love the word you chose and thank you for the extra ATC! I am excited to add them to my collection :)
Response: Thanks! Glad you liked them! :)
Comment: FREAKING AWESOME ATCS! Hilarious, spooky and a little 'freakay'. Thanks for sending three amazing hallowieners atcs! I can't pick a favorite
Response: I'm so glad you like them! They were a ton of fun to make LOL.
luv2kraft rated for Cactus ATCs - Newbie Friendly on Oct 21, 2017
Comment: Thank you for the well done cactus. The extra fly atc is fantastic and mesmerizing. I am very pleased, thanks again.
Response: Super glad you like them! :)
Comment: Emma, I love the postcard! What a great effect you got with the different techniques you used! It had so many details that I had to keep checking it out to make sure I didn't miss anything. I think I'm going to love swap-bot; it's a great feeling to find fun mail instead of just junk mail and bills.... Lol! Thanks so much!!!
Response: Glad you liked it! :)
Response: Yussss. So glad you like it LOL! So much fun to make!
Bridgette rated for Flamingo ATCs - Newbie Friendly on Oct 7, 2017
Comment: Thank you for the pretty Flamingo ATC! I loved it and all the goodies and extras! šŸ’™ PS loved your envelope too!!!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it! :)
Comment: Absolutely Lā™„V these! Can't wait for more swaps from this group! Thank you for the extras too, love them as well! :)
Response: Yay! Glad you liked them! I like 90% made that group as an excuse to make art like that LOL!
Comment: Awesome postcard!!! Thank you!! I am going to a postcard swap / meet up Saturday 1-3 in downtown phoenix, you should come if your free / interested!! (send me a message if you want the details =))
Response: That sounds really cool! I don't think I'll be able to this Saturday, but I'm totally interested in things like that. :) So glad you liked the PC! :)
Comment: Oh my goodness!! It was great opening my mailbox and seeing your postcard on the top :) I can just imagine the mailman's face when he dropped it off. Lol made my day!
Response: Haha yup, it was not subtle! Glad you liked it! :)
Comment: Thank you so much!
Response: Welcome! :)
ladybugluvsstuff rated for ATC 2017# 37: Flower -USA- on Sep 24, 2017
Comment: what a lovely swap, love the flower atcs, the envies, and the stickers, squeals!! the little horseys are adorable!! thank you sooo much !šŸ˜ŠšŸŽšŸ˜ŠšŸžšŸ’–
Response: Glad you liked it! :)
joppagirl rated for Artistic Decos - September on Sep 23, 2017
Comment: Thanks for the great decos and extras!
CharlieChick86 rated for Bee ATC on Sep 10, 2017
Comment: I'm so sorry I thought I rated you, thank you so much for the ATC and pikachu ATC I love them both ā¤ļø
Response: Thanks! I'm relieved the swap wasn't lost or anything. Glad you liked it. :)

Rating Overview

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5.0000 474 105 114
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402 532 0 0
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Rosekoala02 on Nov 22, 2017:


fluffyjunk on Nov 3, 2017:

THANK YOU!!! For your super cool dick postcard for the TITS-PC-Tag!

The hairy balls are awesome... :D

animal87x on Oct 5, 2017:

Thank you for the angeled pc for the handmade PC - NF swap, it's greatly appreciated! Cool cats!

oblivionspin on Sep 29, 2017:

d'aww I'm just back for the weiners ;) I really need to make some time to do some t.i.t. swaps. I don't think my post office knows how obnoxious I am yet.

shellbede on Sep 21, 2017:

Thanks for asking me to join your group. I look forward to playing! And I'm happy to find a fellow WoT fan. :)

animal87x on Sep 19, 2017:

As a host I would hope that your criticism would be more constructive than critical, that being said I see no fault with my deco. I feel your comment was rather rude for two reasons. First you mention things can be discussed futher by PM then proceed to bash my book publicly. Second you alluding to feeling the need to rate me down simply because you do not like the theme I chose for MY book. I thought the idea rather ingenious. While I am sorry you cannot have fun with the idea, I do not apologize for my book. I have responded to your public tongue lashing, feel free to read my response. As I believe in "happy swapping" please feel free to ban me from your future swaps, as I would hate for you to ruin my fun within these swaps! All that aside I hope your day is going well.

draco on Sep 12, 2017:

Poftoffel on Sep 10, 2017:

Hurray! I'm so happy you like it :D Magikarp ftw!

MelodicPenguin on Aug 18, 2017:

Thank you for the beautiful postcard for the PC question tag <3

MelodicPenguin on Jul 24, 2017:

I just received your letter! Thank you, and I'd love to be penpals! I'll be writing back in the next few days :)

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