Swap-bot Time: February 21, 2018 6:50 am


Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: February 20, 2018
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
My Current RAK

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs and decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I am crazy about the sport of jugger, which I very much recommend checking out. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, want excess decos (I usually have some), or want to ask me about jugger! :)

My top wishlist thing right now is house/home themed ATCs, especially mixed media. I want to get enough to do a 3x3 or bigger display for my office.

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Children of Dune
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta

Favorite Television

Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Mr. Pickles
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Walking Dead

Favorite Music

Bif Naked
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Mix CDs
Pokemon Go

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Sexism and anti-feminism
Religion - unless it's ironic

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! I don't want anyone reading this to think I am complaining about them specifically because it's happened a number of times recently. PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested,

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Dr. Pepper
House theme
Magic: the Gathering
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection)
Pokemon (esp. Magikarp, Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee)

If it's a pretty, well done ATC or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend if it's not related to animal cruelty. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD


Comment: Emma, I received your handmade pc today and love it! The honeycomb background with its oranges and yellows is set off so nicely by the gemstones you added! It's a beautiful card; thank you so much for sending it to me!
Response: Yay! Glad you like it. :)
Kskollections rated for House ATC - Newbie Friendly on Feb 15, 2018
Comment: Love it!
Response: Glad it arrived, weird it took so long! :)
Comment: Hahaha, love the pink one and..... What to say.... The travler
Response: LOL! Glad you like them! :)
TrishaLouise rated for House ATC - Newbie Friendly on Feb 5, 2018
Comment: Thank you for the fun and colorful house ATC!
Response: yay! Thanks for the quick rating. :)
paraxparaxnoia rated for Send A PC of Your Cat on Feb 4, 2018
Comment: I got your cute PC, thank you! Say hello to the star from me :)
Response: Definitely! :)
Comment: Hello Emma!! I think that is a wonderful resolution! Great for you and your partner;P Not something I have an issue with usually, not sure if that's something to brag about or not... I LOVE love LoVe that your postcard is one of your pieces you made! I'm totally on the website now about to order some cards too!
Comment: Thank you for the beautiful postcard...(I loved the technique!) It brightened my day! 😊
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it!
PeliKat rated for Surprise ATCs - December on Dec 28, 2017
Comment: Emma, thank you so much for the wonderful ATCs for this swap! I love the technique you used on them; I especially like the blackout poetry one. I've done blackout poetry before, but had never thought about using it on an ATC. Thanks for the extra stickers too. The little Frenchie in the blue sweater is so cute and the others are already inspiring future projects. Great swap!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it! I love blackout poetry, but it takes forever to find pages/phrases that work. Really fun when it does though! Glad you liked the swap. :)
Comment: Looove this! So many tentacles and the stamps are so friggin cute!
Response: Yayy!
MyRetroSoul rated for Dicks In Disguise ATCs on Dec 21, 2017
Comment: These ATCs are so great! Thank you so Much! And for the stickers too. ❤️❤️❤️
Response: Thanks! Glad you like them!
sabbysteg rated for FOPS - Send a PC, Get a PC on Dec 19, 2017
Comment: Hi there, thanks for the postcards, I agree, my favorite swappers are in FOPS as well. :) And yes, an unsolicited nudie pic occurred, not with me though the offender did do something not very appropriate towards me, but I can't even recall what it was, or even who! It was someone from Germany, I want to say. There was a big public fracas in the forum and he got banned earlier this year.
Response: Thanks for the rating! That is terrible Definitely something to avoid!
Comment: WOO! Thank you! I love the postcards and stcikers and atcs! thanks so much
Response: Yay! Glad you like it! :)
Comment: Thank you so much for the hand painted penis ornament! I love it 😊 thanks also for the extra ornaments of pickle and balls! Haha. This was a really fun swap, thanks so much!!!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it, it was so much fun to make! :)
Comment: Nice, could go for a leaf
Response: LOL Yup! I was shooting for almost subtle! :P
Comment: Thanks!!!
Response: :)
Comment: Thank you so much for the nice message and all the stickers and postcards
Response: Very welcome! Happy holidays! :)
turtles27 rated for Cat atc on Dec 5, 2017
Comment: Such cute ATCs! Thank you so much!
Response: Glad you liked them! :)
Comment: Beautiful work! Love the colors, and attention to detail in the... uh... accent!
Response: Hahaha I have a firm commitment getting the hard details in there! XD
Comment: I love my jingle dicks! & ATCs . Very creative job!
Response: Glad you liked it!
YooperHill rated for ATC "Dots" on Nov 26, 2017
Comment: Love it! Thank you.
Response: Glad you liked it! :)

Rating Overview

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supersquirrel on Feb 20, 2018:

Hi Emma - Thank you so so much for the wonderful ATCs you picked for me in your amazing "ATC-10 Year Swapiversary" RAK. All my favorites - cats, mushrooms, owls, oh my!!

SerenaAzureth on Feb 19, 2018:

Thank you sooooo much for angeling the Dicks In Disguise ATCs swap! I Just got your "mushrooms" in the mail and had a good laugh. :-D I loved it! And the gelli plates one is so much fun as well!

ladybugluvsstuff on Feb 18, 2018:

thanks so much for the envie stuffed with fun atcs rak. Love the ladybug atc and the Dr Seuss card is cute! You made my day with your generosity and thoughtfulness.🐞💖🐞

stephiedee on Feb 17, 2018:


Your handmade postcard is awesome! I love the colors, layers and that narwhal stamp is too cute. 💖

suzwa on Feb 16, 2018:

Wow !!! Thanks so much for the stuffed RAK envie of ATC's. It was so sweet of you.

jillybird on Feb 11, 2018:

Hey! I'm glad you enjoyed your octopus ATC! That's weird about the body bag.Have a great Sunday!

piratecaptainmo on Feb 10, 2018:

Thank you so much for the awesome mini pocket letter! I love the little lobsters!!! And the mail art is awesome too!

Sternenfee on Feb 8, 2018:

Hi, I received the "I feel like writing about tag" - thank you for the beautiful mail. I try to reply soon :-)

naturenerd3 on Jan 18, 2018:

Thank you so much for the Star Trek PL RAK. What techniques do you use to make your cards? SO cool. Thank you again

fluffyjunk on Jan 16, 2018:

Thanks a bunch for your Space Cat Mini Pocket Letter RAK! It looks absolutely stunning! I have to agree: the backgrounds are amazing - the depth and th fog-like-look... Great! And the goodies... So cute...

Thank you!!!

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