Swap-bot Time: October 23, 2019 1:11 am


Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: October 22, 2019
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
Cat Instagram

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs and decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I am crazy about the sport of jugger, which I very much recommend checking out. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, want excess decos (I usually have some), or want to ask me about jugger! :)

My top wishlist thing right now is house/home themed ATCs, especially mixed media. I want to get enough to do a 3x3 or bigger display for my office.

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Children of Dune
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta

Favorite Television

Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Mr. Pickles
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Walking Dead

Favorite Music

Bif Naked
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Mix CDs
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Dr. Pepper
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD


Comment: Oh my gosh these halloweenies are so cute! I love them both, and your Halloween zentangle is impressive! Thanks so much!
stiffneck78 rated for BTH: Acorn ATC on Oct 1, 2019
Comment: Oh, girl, these are freakin lovely! Thank you so much for the beautiful acorn ATC and bonus chemistry flasks ATC. I LOVE them! Cool ATC sleeves, too.
MBakker rated for Intl ATC Witch on Sep 28, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for this awesome swap. I love the witch and all the extra's, it really made my day! Xx Monique โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹
Response: Yay! So glad you like it. :)
crochetjunkie rated for TITS: Inappropriate PC on Sep 12, 2019
tampagirl rated for DB: Move Your US Decos - US Only on Aug 12, 2019
Comment: These are great! Can't wait to deco!! Thanks for all the stickers too. You're the best.
ericabella rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 9, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the beautiful postcard!
Meliknives rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 2, 2019
Comment: Cute postcard! I've always wanted a Blythe btw. One day!
Frickenjazzed rated for Dicks in Disguise II on Jul 25, 2019
Comment: I love your swarm of bonerflies! They're so little and adorable (lol). Thank you so much! Extra thank you for the awesome extras!
Response: Yay! Glad you like them! XD
Comment: OMG, I'm in love with both of the ATC's you sent! What a truly happy mail day for me! Thank you so much!
Response: Yaaay! I'm so glad! :)
sillyhoffmann rated for Umbrella ATC - Newbie Friendly on May 11, 2019
SerenaAzureth rated for Whimsical Genital ATCs on May 10, 2019
Comment: I love every silly to whimsical genitalia you send me. :-D They're all so fantastic, that at this point they have a whole page in my binder! Thank you so much for them and all the thoughtful extras!
Response: Hah! I have sent you a few. Glad you like it! XD
Comment: Thank you for the lovely pocket letter! The painting of the cards was awesome! I've never received anything like that before. Thanks again for doing this swap with me :)
Whippet rated for FS: Decos April 2019 on Apr 24, 2019
Comment: Wow! I'm in amazement of huge envelope of Deco Books & delights. Thank you, you are wonderful, so kind. My enjoyment spending time decorating a page in each Deco Book. Bonus print sheet will be gratefully creatively used for my arts, crafts. Happy Spring!
kikitrelawney rated for International PenPals on Apr 8, 2019
Comment: Thank you! I love the stickers. adorable envelope. I'll be writing back soon :)
dvmac rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC - March on Mar 31, 2019
Comment: Love them Emma! And the envelope was beautiful. Thank you.
Response: You're welcome, glad you liked them! :)
WoodlandBanshee rated for ATCO: Free Theme February on Feb 20, 2019
Comment: I love your style! How lucky am I to get three atcs in your style for this swap. I love them! Very unique.
Response: Yay! So glad you like them! :)
YooperHill rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC Feb on Feb 6, 2019
Comment: Thank you!
michelemb12 rated for Totally Inappropriate ATC Feb on Feb 6, 2019
Comment: I am a lucky, lucky girl. I have 2 of the famous penis ATC's. Thank you so much. I love this group!
Response: Yay!! You're very welcome! :)
Comment: Thank you for the act's! I love the geli prints!
Response: Yay! Glad ya liked them! :)

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 553 152 165
Completed Fives Threes Ones
477 616 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
18 61 326 72
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SerenaAzureth on Oct 1, 2019:

Thank you so, so much for angeling for me for your Senders Choice ATC - Newbie Friendly ATC swap! Really dig all your jelly prints you've been working on and dragonflies are right up my alley! ^.^ Love it!

HippieChick on Sep 24, 2019:

Thanks for the fabulous Black-out poetry PC for the TITS RAK. I love it!!

StagKing on Sep 16, 2019:

A letter is headed your way (finally)!

Also, now that we're finally "Best" friends in PoGo I find it really funny that all we can do is fight each other, lol!

MisplacedfromPA on Sep 10, 2019:

Thank you for the lovely intro letter...it was to angel the swap International Pen Pal which you hosted but I was flaked on. I really appreciate you taking the time to do this. I plan to write you back once I get to sit down to my huge mail pile (lol). Have a great September, Michelle

Poftoffel on Sep 10, 2019:

Thank you so much for the shout out in the ATC Tag.... you made me blush!

stephiedee on Sep 4, 2019:

๐™๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช for the generous stuffed envelope for the PIF ATC tag in OMAE! All the goodies and your awesome ATCs made my day. ๐Ÿค—

derakisu on Aug 24, 2019:

Thank you for your kind comment. I'm new at hosting, and I hope I can make things easy for anyone wanting to join my swaps. :)

StagKing on Aug 20, 2019:

Got your letter the other day! Life is being well... life, but a response will be on its way sometime. ;)

Also, if you ever just need to chat/vent about anything hit me up! I'm always happy to lend an ear.

Poftoffel on Aug 15, 2019:

Thank you so much for the beautiful atcโ€™s! What a great piece of happy mail today ^__^ I think theyโ€™re gorgeous and Iโ€™m putting them on my inspiration board! Loki gives lots of cuddles back btw <3

fluffyjunk on Aug 11, 2019:

I am thinking of you and sending you some good thoughts...

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