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Hell0Z0mbie

Hell0Z0mbie
Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: December 11, 2019
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
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About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs and decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I am crazy about the sport of jugger, which I very much recommend checking out. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, want excess decos (I usually have some), or want to ask me about jugger! :)

My top wishlist thing right now is house/home themed ATCs, especially mixed media. I want to get enough to do a 3x3 or bigger display for my office.

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
xXx

Favorite Television

Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Vikings
Walking Dead
Xena

Favorite Music

Aerosmith
Bif Naked
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Dune
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)
Purple
Rainbow
Zentangles

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I don't mind getting homers/last page decos unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD

Ratings

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Comment: I love your ornament! I really love the ribbon added to the top, it makes it seem like such a harmless ornament--until you look closer! Thank you so much!
Response: Yay! Glad you like it! :)
luv2kraft rated for Bookpage Christmas Atc on Nov 22, 2019
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Comment: Thanks for the very creative and lovely ATC. I really love the steampunk atc.Those 2 go in my special collection.
Response: Yay! So glad you like them. :)
5
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Comment: Thank you. I like how you made them :)
ainanae rated for International PenPals - Fall 2019 on Nov 18, 2019
5
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Comment: Thank you very much for the long letter. Love the envelope and stickers! <3
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Comment: I love the the cat ATC! looks great. Thanks for the butterfly ATC also - like the stained glass look.
Bhindblueeyes rated for FS: ATCs November 2019 on Nov 12, 2019
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Comment: These ATCs are remarkable!! I adore them! I love the mermaid tail, and funny story - I was just thinking, on my drive back from the PO, about how I've been SO slack with Pokemon Go and need to get going again. Thank you for the stickers also - the hands off my sticker jacket made me crack up. Love it all!
Response: Yay! Yeah I've been playing PoGo less as well... Like I think Sunday was the first day since it started I didn't even open the app. My friends here are losing interest too. D:
stiffneck78 rated for Intl ATC Black cat on Nov 6, 2019
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Comment: (((EMMA))) These are freakin great ATCs!!! I love the envie you used and the stickers are great! The bonus ATC is awesome! Thank you so much.
Response: Yayy!! So glad you like them! :) I've sent to you a few times recently, I worry you'll get tired of my swaps! Super glad you liked it!
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Comment: Oh my gosh these halloweenies are so cute! I love them both, and your Halloween zentangle is impressive! Thanks so much!
stiffneck78 rated for BTH: Acorn ATC on Oct 1, 2019
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Comment: Oh, girl, these are freakin lovely! Thank you so much for the beautiful acorn ATC and bonus chemistry flasks ATC. I LOVE them! Cool ATC sleeves, too.
MBakker rated for Intl ATC Witch on Sep 28, 2019
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Comment: Thank you so much for this awesome swap. I love the witch and all the extra's, it really made my day! Xx Monique ❤️💋
Response: Yay! So glad you like it. :)
crochetjunkie rated for TITS: Inappropriate PC on Sep 12, 2019
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tampagirl rated for DB: Move Your US Decos - US Only on Aug 12, 2019
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Comment: These are great! Can't wait to deco!! Thanks for all the stickers too. You're the best.
ericabella rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 9, 2019
5
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Comment: Thank you for the beautiful postcard!
Meliknives rated for Quick Newbie Postcard Swap on Aug 2, 2019
5
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Comment: Cute postcard! I've always wanted a Blythe btw. One day!
Frickenjazzed rated for Dicks in Disguise II on Jul 25, 2019
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Comment: I love your swarm of bonerflies! They're so little and adorable (lol). Thank you so much! Extra thank you for the awesome extras!
Response: Yay! Glad you like them! XD
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Comment: OMG, I'm in love with both of the ATC's you sent! What a truly happy mail day for me! Thank you so much!
Response: Yaaay! I'm so glad! :)
sillyhoffmann rated for Umbrella ATC - Newbie Friendly on May 11, 2019
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SerenaAzureth rated for Whimsical Genital ATCs on May 10, 2019
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Comment: I love every silly to whimsical genitalia you send me. :-D They're all so fantastic, that at this point they have a whole page in my binder! Thank you so much for them and all the thoughtful extras!
Response: Hah! I have sent you a few. Glad you like it! XD
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Comment: Thank you for the lovely pocket letter! The painting of the cards was awesome! I've never received anything like that before. Thanks again for doing this swap with me :)

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 560 154 168
Completed Fives Threes Ones
484 623 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
18 62 332 72
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Comments

StagKing on Dec 10, 2019:

Did you see the Secret Lair OMG KITIES! MtG foil cards they just released?!

My gf had zero impulse control so we're going to make me a Commander deck with them!

VivaLaDiane on Nov 20, 2019:

I lubb you. ♥♥

Poftoffel on Nov 9, 2019:

Thank you for the awesome Hitmonchan atc!!! i love how its layered ^^ And you do wonders with the gelli plate, I only got ugly blobs out of it XD Thank you!!

user6937 on Nov 5, 2019:

RAK - Halloween ATC (nice); and it IS - would love to know the steps you used to make this. So, so nice :)

Bhindblueeyes on Oct 30, 2019:

Thanks so much for the Halloweiner!!! The card you sent along with it is adorable! I was hoping for just a tad bit more cat hair though as there was none, hehe. Thanks so much - love your ATCs!!!

LilysMama on Oct 28, 2019:

Thank you for the "Naughty" Halloween ATC, I love it! The name is perfect 😂

kiddomerriweather on Oct 28, 2019:

Thank you for the awesome pumpkin ATC you sent me for the Halloween ATC RAK! I love it!

SerenaAzureth on Oct 1, 2019:

Thank you so, so much for angeling for me for your Senders Choice ATC - Newbie Friendly ATC swap! Really dig all your jelly prints you've been working on and dragonflies are right up my alley! ^.^ Love it!

HippieChick on Sep 24, 2019:

Thanks for the fabulous Black-out poetry PC for the TITS RAK. I love it!!

StagKing on Sep 16, 2019:

A letter is headed your way (finally)!

Also, now that we're finally "Best" friends in PoGo I find it really funny that all we can do is fight each other, lol!

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