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Hell0Z0mbie

Hell0Z0mbie
Date Joined: October 26, 2008
Last Online: September 30, 2020
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Country: United States
Art Instagram (CW: spoilers and dicks)
Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps Group
Cat Instagram

About Me

Free Cat Hair With Every Swap!

I do market research professionally, and Swap-Bot is a great creative outlet for me! I love to make ATCs, gelli print, and do decos when I have the time, and try all kinds of new crafts. I am vegetarian and a huge nerd. I have two kitties who are my babies.

mah kittehs

PM me if you want to do a private swap, need a new (sometimes slow AF) penpal, or want excess decos (I usually have some).

Swap Philosophy

I always try to go above and beyond in my swaps and aim for hearts. If you feel that I don't deserve a heart, I would genuinely like to know why. Even if it's negative feedback I want to improve my art and swapping. It drives me crazy to do what I think is a really nice job and feel like I've disappointed my partner!

I normally read profiles carefully and tailor swaps to my swap partners' preferences to the extent possible. I don't generally join swaps with tight deadlines, because I hate feeling rushed and I like doing art when I'm really in the mood for it. So I will try and do a nice job on your swap, and base it on your profile if I can, but it won't usually be sitting there all generically waiting to mail as soon as partners are assigned. Please let me know if something doesn't arrive. I will resend lost or missing swaps.

I don't think anyone should host swaps they aren't willing to angel themselves. If hosts are expected to cover for flakers, they will do a better job screening them out. I hate to see situations where hosts ask for angels (or worse, the individual flaked on has to ask themselves) when it's the host's poor screening that caused the problem. I cringe every times I see a swap host saying they won't angel. Don't host if you won't angel! I will ALWAYS angel my hosted swaps. With that in mind, I am picky about screening people for my hosted swaps. I am usually willing to do private swaps with riskier people, but don't want to assume that risk for others in my swaps. I appreciate being notified if you see questionable swappers in my hosted swaps, but rest assured I will carefully look at all participants and ban anyone I find too risky, normally immediately before assigning partners.

Favorite Movies

Beavis and Butthead Do America
Chappie
Children of Dune
Idiocracy
Jackass
Lord of the Rings
Mad Max: Fury Road
Star Trek
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
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Favorite Television

Archer
Arrested Development
Black Sails
Game of Thrones
Gotham
Heroes
Mr. Pickles
Sheild
Star Trek
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Venture Brothers
Vikings
Walking Dead
Xena

Favorite Music

Aerosmith
Bif Naked
City Girls
Eve 6
Harvey Danger
Hawksley Workman
Lady Gaga
Lizzo
Powerman 5000
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Stroke 9
Tegan & Sarah
VNV Nation

Favorite Books

Dune
Never Let Me Go
Song of Ice and Fire
The God Delusion
The Lies of Locke Lamora
Wheel of Time
World War Z

Stuff I like

Alteryx (amazing data program - I'm obsessed!)
Bright/neon colors
Buttons & brads
Decos
Easy vegetarian recipes
Good ATCs
Interesting ephemera/smash stuff
Jugger (best sport ever. Google it.)
Magic: the Gathering
Minecraft
Mix CDs
Pink
Pokemon Go (Team Valor & Blissey is the best Pokemon!)
Purple
Rainbow
Spreadsheets
Zentangles

Stuff I don't like

Animal cruelty
Excessive use of stickers
Meat/leather
Pickles
Racism/sexism/homophobia/intolerance
Religion - unless it's ironic or Chick Tracts, I love those for terrible reasons!

Regarding Deco Books

I actually prefer homer/last page decos to keep my pile manageable, unless it's contrary to swap requirements.

I've been getting a lot of decos recently in which I've already done a page. This is generally against deco swap guidelines, and is contrary to the point of deco books. Decos should have each page done by a different person, and sending them back and forth between the same people is a waste of postage! PLEASE check your decos and make sure the recipient hasn't done a page in them yet before sending!

I'd prefer not to receive decos that aren't in some kind of book form. Loose pages are a nice idea, but to me that's not really the same as a deco book. Plus it's difficult or impossible to determine who has already had it when "pages" go missing.

I often have excess decos to swap. Please send me a PM with your address if you are interested.

I'm happy to try and answer questions if you are new to decos (or swapping generally). I've been here a while and can usually help with basic protocol questions!

Themes I like

Anything hand drawn
Arizona themed
Butterflies
Cactus
Cats
Cupcakes
Data / Graphs / Spreadsheets
Dr. Pepper
Flamingos
House/home theme
Magic: the Gathering
Mermaids
Monograms/my initials (E.W.)
Mushroom
Octopus
Penis drawings (they crack me up, it's "accidentally" become a collection). No peen photographs though please!
Pirates
Pokemon (esp. Blissey/Chancey, Magikarp, Hitmonchan)
Poppies
Rats
Snails
Zentangle

If it's a pretty, well done ATC, PC, or deco I will probably love it no matter what the subject matter is. I am difficult to offend unless its related to animal cruelty or some kind of discrimination. That shit's not funny. I am generally amused by adult/sexual/nudity/swear word type themes. Particularly wieners. XD

Ratings

KaliOya rated for CPG Collab HMPC #8 SEPT - US on Sep 23, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Thank you passing along the postcard. I am looking forward to adding my art. Happy swapping.
5
rating
Comment: This was such a fun swap! Thank you for the great ATC and the 'extras'
MamaD rated for USA Last Page Deco - 9/2020 on Sep 18, 2020
5
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Comment: Love love the Deco!! Thank you also for the awesome Disney stamps!!! ETA: I'm so sorry I forgot to thank you for the amazing AIW postcards! I absolutely LOVE them!! โคโค
Response: Yaaay! I was so excited about that one LOL. :)
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for passing along the Deco. I think the first time I did a Deco was around February. I have been enjoying them and looking forward to getting more creative with them. Really enjoyed the way you decorated the envelope and card you wrote the note on. Happy swapping:)
5
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Comment: Looks like I forgot to do your rating!! I got your awesome poems forever ago! You are definitely a pro. I need more work with finding some better book pages :) Thanks for the awesome swap!!
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it! They're so much fun to make. :)
MamaD rated for CPG Collab HMPC #7 AUG - US Only on Aug 18, 2020
5
rating
Comment: LOVE the postcard you've started! And thank you for the extra Deco book!! I can't wait to get started on both of them!!
Response: Yay! Glad it arrived safe. :)
5
rating
Comment: Beautiful card! And such a good idea with using the gelli print as the background! I'm about to start gelli printing and am excited. Going to hang this one in my hallway on our bulletin board. I agree, art and causes are a perfect match. THANKS! :):):)
Response: That one took forever to arrive, I was getting worried it was lost! Glad you like it!! Gelli printing is so much fun, it's the best!
5
rating
Comment: Emma, thank you for your lovely note, both ATCs and the stickers! Everything was wonderful, and a treat to receive.
Response: Glad you liked the swap. :)
5
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Comment: Everything is marvelous!! Love the handmade envie, stickers, lil dino ATC, and artistic wangs!
Response: Yay!! Super glad you like it. :)
5
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Comment: Hey Emma. Thanks for the cute deco! Also thanks for all the extras. I loved your large tag and matching envelope too. Best wishes.
Response: Yay! Glad you liked it. :)
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for the awesome pc - can't wait to work on it and send it along! And thank you for a lovely envie of pcs too - much appreciated!!!
Response: Yay! I LOVE this swap series, I'm so excited about doing more collab PCs.
5
rating
Comment: Thanks so much for the deco and wonderful extras!
LeaTheShark rated for Private Deco Swap on Jul 11, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Thank you so so much for getting me into decos!!! <3
mariewilliams810 rated for Super Quick Deco Swap on Jul 8, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Thanks for the deco. Very cool new style!
MamaD rated for CPG Collab HMPC #5 JUNE - US only on Jun 30, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Love the postcard you've started!! Thank you as well for the fantastic Jokers!!
5
rating
Comment: Just responding to your letter. Thank you so much!
CrowDancer rated for ATC - Pokemon #2 (HD/HP) (USA) on Jun 29, 2020
5
rating
Comment: The Blissey and Larvitar ATCs are too cute! I totally agree that the grungy style fits Larvitar! Thank you so much! ๐Ÿ’•
vlhafer54 rated for ATC: Sender's Choice on Jun 27, 2020
5
rating
Comment: I love the ATC's you sent and the post cards - Thank you!
mariewilliams810 rated for Black Lives Matter ATC on Jun 26, 2020
5
rating
Comment: Thanks!
5
rating
Comment: Thank you for going out of your way to make my day when I opened my mailbox!

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 610 182 195
Completed Fives Threes Ones
536 673 0 0
Type 1 Type 2 Type 3 Uncategorized
18 63 383 72
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Comments

HippieChick on Sep 23, 2020:

The Dick in Drag ATC has made my day! I am in love with her!! Hands down, my favourite to date! Thank you so much for making this for me. :)

MamaD on Sep 22, 2020:

Thank you so much for the great package of Decos! I can't wait to start working on them! You are awesome...thanks again!!

user6937 on Sep 15, 2020:

I LOVE my sea creature; always nice to see your art in my mailbox - thank you for the RAK!

Bhindblueeyes on Sep 15, 2020:

Thank you so much for the elderly mermaid! :) She's lovely even aged :) Hehehe

MamaD on Sep 15, 2020:

Thank you so very very much for sending Villains home!! I am so thrilled with it!! Then the added fantastic envelope and stamps!! I can't thank you enough!!!

kiddomerriweather on Sep 14, 2020:

Thank you for the RAK banana person ATC. I love it so much. Your ATC's are some of my favorites by far.

stephiedee on Sep 5, 2020:

Thanks for the rad RAK ATC!

user6937 on Aug 19, 2020:

Just got back from camping and found a VERY nicely painted mermaid in my mailbox! What paints did you use so nicely over a gelli print? (ATC Pay it Forward - International)

MamaD on Aug 10, 2020:

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Thanks so much for the fantastic vintage ATC RAK from OMAE! I LOVE it!!!

stephiedee on Aug 6, 2020:

Thanks for the great RAK HMPC! 'Yikes' is actually one of my favorite words. It always improves an image...especially vintage ones. ๐Ÿ˜†

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