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T.I.T.S. - Never Have I Ever Swap

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Group:Totally Inappropriate Trashy Swaps
Swap Coordinator:ittybittykitty (contact)
Swap categories: Craft Supplies  Ephemera  Games 
Number of people in swap:19
Type:Type 2: Flat mail
Last day to signup/drop:April 16, 2018
Date items must be sent by:May 4, 2018
Number of swap partners:1

Stuff these “getting to know you” swaps; it’s about to get real. Come play Never Have I Ever with me!

For the uninitiated, Never Have I Ever is a slumber party game where people take turns telling things they have never done (“Never Have I Ever”). They can be tame (“Never Have I Ever kissed anyone, except my grandma. Once. On the cheek”) or much, much wilder (“Never Have I Ever been in an orgy”). (Spoiler: ours will be wild!) Any player who HAS done The Thing - kissed someone, been in an orgy - has to do something like take a drink.

Okay, so put down your wine glasses and listen up, because here’s how it will work this time. When the swap partners are assigned, I will send out a list of twenty Never Have I Evers. You will send your partner ONE flat item for every Never Have I Ever that you’ve done! To use the example above, if you’ve kissed someone -you’re sending one item to your partner. Kissed someone while at an orgy - that’s two items, partner. (Plus, congrats!)

AND - please print out the list of questions I send, and circle or otherwise confess which ones you have done! Add a note. You can talk about your experiences if you want, or just say hi.

ALSO, everyone will send 3 flat items regardless of their answers to the twenty items, so even the most sheltered/morally upright/best liars among us will be sending something to their partner.

The flat items can be stickers, ATC backgrounds, washi samples, ephemera, note cards, etc. Senders choice.

In the finest tradition of Never Have I Evers, the ones I send WILL be about sex, illegal activities, and general naughty behavior. You must be okay with the sexy talk and all of that! Please don’t lie, that takes the fun out of it.

One side note - if any of the things I send relates to something that you were coerced or forced to do - you absolutely dont need to include that if you want! You get to choose whether or not it counts.

So, to sum up:

  • I send list of 20 Never Have I Evers when partners are assigned.

  • You send your partner a note and the list with the things you’ve done circled (or described in loving detail! 😺), and one flat item for each thing you’ve done

  • also include three flat items, so your total # flat items will be between 3-23.

If you get a note and the Never Have I Ever list from your partner with things marked off and the right number of flat items + 3, please give them a 5 rating. You can consider hearts for cool flat items, fun stories, or if you just like how many/few things they’ve done.

That’s it! Please include any questions below or PM me. This is an international swap, but I’ll add a US only one if people want.

If it turns out that you like this swap, we’ll have a Round 2 where you can pick the Never Have I Evers for your partner!


Hell0Z0mbie 04/ 5/2018 #

What a great idea! This will be really entertaining, I can't wait to see your questions. XD

luluvision 04/ 5/2018 #

Ooh! Sounds fun!!

ittybittykitty 04/ 5/2018 #

Yes, I’m kind of unreasonably excited for it too! PM me if you have any good ideas for saucy questions :D

DeAnnaVarela 04/ 6/2018 #

Oooooo. I'm in!

Prpldy 04/12/2018 #

Sounds like a lot of fun, look'in' forward to it!

milamilamura 04/12/2018 #

Oh man! I'm scared and I think I might end up sending a huge package hahaha, jk! I'm excited about this swap! So much fun!

Fenix825 04/13/2018 #

I hope I have enough postage for all of the things I'll have to stuff in the envelope haha

ittybittykitty 04/17/2018 #

Ok everyone - partners have been assigned and I’ve sent out the questions! Please check your emails and spam folders, and PM me if you didn’t receive the list. Have fun!

PrairieKittin 04/17/2018 #

Yeah, @Fenix825 I know what you mean. I owe my partner 14 flat items! LOL!

fluffyjunk 04/18/2018 #

This should be a type 3 swap for me.... O_O I have to stuff a package!

DeAnnaVarela 04/18/2018 #

Damn. I owe 17 plus the three! This is confidential right, LOL? Do not share in your ratings..."Ohhh, you sexy thing, extra hearts". LMAO

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