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25YearOldGrandma

25YearOldGrandma
Date Joined: February 8, 2018
Last Online: April 30, 2018

Country: Poland
My Lingerie Blog (reviews are PL/ENG!)
My Lingerie Instagram

About Me

I am literally a 25-year-old girl who mistakenly exists in a young body while being a good-natured but snarky grandma inside.

Currently cohabiting with The Boyfriend - OHMYGODTHERENTMONEY. Living in a nice apartment is not cheap.

Freegan - I love being able to come home with 15 free boxes of cereal and 5 pounds of oranges... also for free. Easy peasy when you live near a big store.

Professional copywriter - if you bought some eyelash extension voucher in the US., pretty sure it was me who wrote the copy. Big companies like to outsource their copywriting.

Visible Mending is the greatest form of art in my humble opinion and I love doing it, especially given how many pairs of pants I go through without it.

Lingerie blogger - I am for bodypositivity for people of all experiences; trans, cis, LGBTQ, fat, skinny, ED, old and young. I feel like we need to get rid of the D+ cup stigma. Come on, guys, it's F cup not DDDD. Let's be real, there are boobs in this world that need P cups and it's okay. Also, Victoria's Secret can go to hell.

Relatively plumpy gal - I wear 12 UK / 40 EU, / Large, though in some cases even an Extra Large will fit (if item runs small). Big feet - size 41/42 EU (7-8 UK).

Likes

Freeganism ** New budget recipes ** Craft tutorials ** Hidden Valley Ranch ** Dr Pepper ** Knitting ** Threadbanger ** Katie Gregoire ** Simplynailogical ** Safiya Nygaard ** Black clothes ** Saving tips ** Buying more lingerie than I can afford or have space for ** Candy-flavored tea ** Mint/Choc combination ** Hair products ** Instant food like ramen or pudding ** Dollar stores ** Flannel pajamas ** Foxes! To the extent of buying thrift store plushies every time I spot one ** Trying new foods ** Tattoos ** Losing time on Instagram ** Mortal Instruments ** Jo Nesbo ** Stieg Larsson ** Historical movies ** Socks ** Ribbon, trims and fabric scraps for visible mending ** Knitting ** Crocheting ** Witches ** Cats ** Tattoos ** Wicca ** Witchcraft ** Celtic Knots ** Iron-on patches ** Sequins ** Hotel sewing kits ** Everything black, purple, and green **

Dislikes

Patriarchy ** Wasting food ** Seafood ** Cold meats ** Lunch meat ** Any meat besides chicken and beef ** Buzzfeed drama ** People who snore ** Indian food ** Lush products - allergic to all of them ** Bad hair days ** Makeup ** Star Wars ** Star Trek ** My college ** My thesis ** Rude people ** Paper crafts ** Extreme social movements ** Raisins ** Coffee ** Stationary ** Stickers ** Paper ephemera ** Bigotry ** Stranger Things ** Black Mirror ** Romance novels ** Pink ** Yellow ** Orange ** Jake Paul ** Scrapbooking ** Glitter ** Making fun of anyone's religious beliefs **

Visible Mending

I am a passionate Visible Mender, if you have any fabric, thread, wool, hotel sewing kits, felt, embroidery floss, sequins, seed beads, trim, rick-rack, patches, needle packets, ribbons - or scraps of the aforementioned things - I will very gladly accept those :)

My Love For Lingerie

I am an avid lingerista and believe that best things in life come in scented wrap paper and with tags bearing bra size. I have a lingerie blog that is likely third biggest in Eastern Europe and dedicate much of my paycheck to lovely, lacy underthings. I think lingerie for sure is a form of self care and will be happy to swap with y'all for lovely little items that are made with female/femme/fem-identified/genderfluid bodies in mind :)

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IMPORTANT

I never ever ever want to offend anyone with anything - everyone deserves respect (unless you are a serial killer or something of the kind, then you can go to hell). If I do / write something that makes you feel bad, I am deeply sorry - you can be sure it has been done by mistake or comes from lack of cultural know-how about your background. I believe in peaceful coexistence of every race, sexual identity, religion and nationality.

Ratings

Funkyrunt rated for FUNNY UNDIES #2 on Apr 9, 2018
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Comment: Love the alien panties.
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Comment: Thank you :)
Ancalime rated for Adult Swap - Bedroom Goodies on Apr 4, 2018
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Comment: Thank you!
videolady2150 rated for Build your ratings now!!!!! on Apr 4, 2018
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Comment: Thankyou! :D
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Comment: Ha ha! Cool trivia :)
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Comment: thank you for the great articles
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Natasa rated for FUNNY UNDIES #2 on Apr 3, 2018
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Comment: thank you. I just got them today.
kellengreen rated for Build your ratings now!!!!! on Apr 2, 2018
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Comment: Thank you!! :)
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Comment: Thank you!
Katiebrb rated for Build your ratings now!!!!! on Apr 1, 2018
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Comment: Thank you Agata
Lucine rated for Build your ratings now!!!!! on Apr 1, 2018
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Comment: Welcome to swap-bot and thank you for the comment;)
cajiky rated for DO YOU LOVE TEA? on Mar 23, 2018
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Comment: Thanks a lot for very nice tea. Some of them are new for my collection too.
krissyhead1990 rated for Profile Quote #12 on Mar 21, 2018
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Comment: Thank you so much for the comment. Happy swapping!
cuteswaps rated for Profile Quote #13 on Mar 20, 2018
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DeAnnaVarela rated for Lingerie Pinterest Boards on Mar 20, 2018
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Comment: Thank you for hosting this swap.
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B3unhinged rated for Profile Quote #10 on Mar 18, 2018
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spicemom rated for Recipes made with apples on Mar 14, 2018
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Comments

Amekk8 on Apr 4, 2018:

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Hello! You seem like such a nice and cool girl! Hope you have a wonderful Spring time!

Lots of greetings, Chema

Mariskaswapt on Apr 1, 2018:

Hi there! Hope ypu're having a nice Easter! Xoxo

Jaybe63 on Apr 1, 2018:

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Hi there,

I hope you are enjoying the Easter celebrations in Poland.

My words of encouragement - "Today is tomorrow's yesterday"

Jan x

Tigra18 on Apr 1, 2018:

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hello, how are you? i hope you are having a blessed day today and happy easter.

always tigra18

tammyfolk on Apr 1, 2018:

Just wanted to take a moment and wish you and yours a very Happy Easte r in Poland!

Enjoy your day and the remainder of the weekend!!

Tammy

bluecrayons on Mar 4, 2018:

Profile quote 15

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Don Marquis

calliann on Mar 4, 2018:

Quote #15 “A gypsy soul isn’t lost and looking. A gypsy soul is one who loves movement and finding the pulse in nature and flight as a metaphor. One who thinks everything is music. One who knows and holds an inward and therefore outwardly contagious kind of freedom.:”
Victoria Erickson

Many blessings, Char

reauk on Mar 3, 2018:

Profile Quote #15

from reauk

Age, like distance lends a double charm. Oliver Hereford

MidsummerDream on Mar 3, 2018:

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Profile Quote #15

farangelinan on Mar 3, 2018:

Profile Quote #15

"Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something: they're trying to find someone who's going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take."

  • Anthony Robbins
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