Swap-bot Time: February 22, 2019 10:50 am


Original Member
Last Online: February 22, 2019
Birthday: September 28
Country: United States

About Me

No idea what I’m doing wrong, here is link to my Etsy favorites: https://www.etsy.com/people/mrscrochetjunkie?ref=hdr&tab=items

Member since January 2007

I love fun and quirky things. Weird and unusual. Dark and beautiful. Politically incorrect and funny. Pinups and burlesque.

I call myself a "yarny." I love to knit and crochet. The yarn section is where I head in every store!

I am up for private, US only swaps. Just pm me.

I have recently been diagnosed with fibromyalgia. It’s really kicking my butt, but I am trying to find a way to live with it. The diagnosis was a blessing because it helped explain sooo many things.

I loathe him, however I do not wish to bring politics into my fun zone here on Swap-bot. Thank you.



Yarns I like:
- With Love by Red Heart.
- Soft by Red Heart
- I Love This Yarn(a store brand of Hobby Lobby).
- Heartland by Lion Brand (and the chunky version too).
- Charisma by Loops N Threads
- Barcelona by Loops N Threads.
- Hometown USA by Lion Brand.
- Landscapes by Lion Brand.
- Vanna Choice by Lion Brand.
- Deborah Norville yarns.
- Sweet Rolls by Premier.
- Sugarwheel cakes from Hobby Lobby.
- Caron Big Cakes.
- Caron Cotton Cakes

I also love receiving “scrap” or left over balls of acrylic yarn...solid or variegated. I make scrappy blankets and donate to a local church. Balls as small was a walnut or golf ball are perfect...or any amount!!

- anything wool
- the huge blanket yarn by Bernat.
- sock yarns with a wool component to them.
- yarn that smells: cigarette smoke, pet urine/feces, mold, perfume, etc.

Crochet/Knit Swaps.

  • I have a big head, so keep that in mind if you are thinking of making me a hat.
  • if I don't like something you have made, it's no big deal because I regularly donate to a local church and will just add your item to the donation box.
  • Acrylic yarn makes my sensitive skin itch if I wear it. Cotton blends feel better against my skin.
  • things I like to make and receive: fingerless gloves, cowls, infinity scarves, ear warmers, shawls/wraps, dish cloths, pot scrubbers, amigurumi, purses/pouches/tote bags, socks.
  • I prefer printed patterns over emailed/electronic ones. I prefer crochet over knit.


- weird and unusual.
- funny, cussing, smartass, offending.
- TV shows, movies.
- animals especially cats (big and domestic), elephants, hippos, dogs, woodland creatures, etc.
- bright, vibrant colors.
- art: abstract, surrealism, impressionism, expressionism, pop art, modern, contemporary, minimalism, Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock
- dark: horror, gothic, steampunk, etc

- touristy or multi-view
- religious.
- handmade.
- out of date holiday

A - Z

A - Alice in Wonderland, abstract art, Andy Warhol
B - burlesque, black cats,
C - cats cats cats cats!!!!!!!, crochet hooks(Susan Bates or Amour by Clover), cheetahs, clean cotton or linen scents, contemporary art, cussing/sexual/inappropriate.
D - dr. Pepper(anything), decks of cards (standard size).
E - elephants, ear cuffs, expressionism art,
F - fingernail vinyls, foxes,
G - Gus-Gus, Garbage Pail Kids
H - hair elastics, horror movies, Hilda.
I - It’s Happy Bunny, impressionism art,
J - Jack Skellington, Jack the Ripper, Jackson Pollock,
K - kittens,
L - Lions, Leopards,
M - magazines (crochet, paranormal, cats, pitbulls, ), Marine Corps, macabre, mixed media, magnets, modern art, minimalism art,
N - Nightmare Before Christmas, notecards.
O - orange, Oogy Boogey Man, old keys,
P - pit bulls, pattern books (crochet), pinups, paranormal, postcards, puppies, pin-back buttons(fun and interesting...hearts if they feature a cat!!), post-its (fun and quirky), PUSHEEN!, Pop art, pillowcases (cotton only please),
Q - quotes, Queen of Hearts playing cards, Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.
R - roses, reusable shopping bags,
S - Supernatural (tv show), Snoopy, stationary with or without matching envelopes, Sharpies(fine point), Stephen King, serial killers/mass murderers, sarcasm, squirrels, swapping cards, surrealism art,
T - tweezers (super fine point), tattoos, TMNT (esp Raphael), Twizzlers,
U - unused US postage, unusual/weird/unorthodox .
V - vanilla, vintage.
W - Wizard of Oz, Weird Al Yankovic, Wicked Witch of the West, wind chimes
X - X-Files (tv show).
Y - yarn (no frogged yarn please),
Z -zoos, zentangles.

This is just a vague idea of what I like. If you have a question, feel free to ask!


If you are my partner in multiple swaps, I will send them in the same envelope to save postage. I have not seen anything that says each swap has to be mailed separately.


I rate fairly. If your swap is sent late without communication, I have no choice. A 3 is the fair rating and is how this site is meant to run. Sending extras or offering to send extras will not “buy” a 5 rating from me.


I identify as 100% heterosexual. However, I support everyone's right to identify however they wish. In the past I have made pride flag specific crocheted items for my swap partners. If you want to do a private swap for something specific, feel free to pm me!!



  • anything smelling of cigarettes
  • I’m picky about my washi. Do NOT send me: cheap-o washi that doesn’t stick, glitter washi of any kind, duct tape, deco tape, dollar store washi, washi that overlaps with the neighboring tapes...this causes it to rip!!, “smelly” washi.
  • anything Pro-Trump. I hate that idiot.
  • anything religious. I have my beliefs and am not interested in other religions.

Crazy Cat Lady

Yes I am a Crazy Cat Lady. I have 14 cats total...all indoors, all fixed, all get along! I will list them as I got them.

Tango is the reason I am in love with cats. He came to me in May 2009 at about 3 weeks old. Starving and covered in fleas. He is now a robust, spoiled orange tabby who thinks I gave birth to him. Lol He is also a grumpy cat sometimes with the younger cats.

Lucas came to me in June 2011 at about 5 weeks. My brother-in-laws semi-feral cat had him and abandoned him at 5 weeks. He is my big Fatboy at almost 25 pounds. He is black and grey tiger striped and looks like a raccoon. He will smack you if you walk by him without petting him. He is a wonderful big brother to all the younger cats.

Sissy La-La came to me in 2012 at 2-3 years old(previous owner wasn't sure). She came already spayed and front declawed (I HATE declawing!!!). She is a soft-peachy orange tabby. She is the sweetest and most soft-spoken, so to speak. But she is the leader of the clan. She puts the other cats in their place with her clawless front paws. She comes running if any of the cats are fighting and gets the fighting to stop. She's pretty bad-ass.

Pepper came to me from the same owners and at the same time as Sissy. She was 6 months old at the time. She is half calico/half Sismese with beautiful blue eyes. She is ivory with black and grey splotches all over her. Pepper is wild and crazy and fun! Her favorite thing is to hang out on top of doors. Lol I call her my ninja-cat because she is crazy good at running and flipping. Her and Hank are best buds!!

Hank came to me in 2012 at 4 weeks old. My friend had a cat give birth under her porch. He is an orange and white tiger striped tabby. He thinks he is a dog and greets everyone who comes in like a dog does. He is super friendly and likes to play as much as Pepper does.

Sweet Pea is a tortoiseshell cat I rescued from under my sisters house in May 2014. She was really tiny, about 4-5 weeks. She is still skittish, even with me, but is a sweet girl. She wants attention, but at the same time doesn't. She also doesn't meow...she more chirps than anything.

Baby Butters is a black and grey striped tabby cat with mackerel markings. She came to me in October 2014 at about 5 weeks. I had taken Sweet Pea to the annual free spay and neuter and someone had brought in Butters. They spayed her even though she was actually too young. The people who brought her in were just going to release her back out to the streets, but I couldn't let that happen. They agreed to let me have her. Her name is because every time I picked her up or held her she would melt like butter. Aside from Lucas(who she is best buds with and cuddles with all the time) she is one of my most chill cats.

Molly was born under my mom's house in January 2015 to a stray my mom had been feeding. My mom and my sister both kept a kitten from that litter and I got Molly. She is what I call a Tortico. She is tortoiseshell colored with a white chest. She is very sweet and likes to suck on my ears. Lol She is best buds with Gypsy.

Gypsy was born April 2015 in my bedroom. I deliver newspapers and a stray pregnant female jumped in my car one day and would not leave. I brought her home and within 20 minutes she was giving birth. Gypsy was the last of 4 to be born; the only girl and the only black one. She was hissing as she was leaving the birth canal, and I knew she was going to be a spitfire! She doesn't meow, she squeaks instead. Lol

Wednesday (female) and Pugsley (male) came to me in October 2015 at about a month old. An acquaintance had gotten them only to be told by her land lord she couldn't have them. They are both solid black and are super sweet! They were sickly when I got them and I had to nurse them with goats milk...they wouldn't take kitten formula(and you know they can't have cow's milk). Pugsley, who I call Bubba, has decided his favorite place to chill is on my left shoulder with the back of his head pressed behind my ear, just purring away.

Gracie Lou was born to my mother-in-laws outside cat in the country. She is the only long haired cat I own. She is mostly white with grey/black striped patches on her back and face. She came to me in July 2016, about 6 weeks old. She thinks if I am on the toilet or scooping cat litter that I need to be petting her the whole time. She is very sweet.

Paddy came to me in November 2017 at about 8 months old. My niece’s dad (sisters ex husband) was going to toss him out in the negative temps because he was reaching puberty. My niece begged me to take him, how could I say no?!? He’s very sweet, cuddly and one of the chattiest cats I have ever met! He likes to follow me from room to room in the morning when I’m getting ready, chatting the whole time. He is a long haired orange and white boy. He is scheduled for neuter May 2nd.

Castiel is the newest one. He came here in September of 2018 at about a year old. He’s a peachy colored mackerel marked short haired sweet boy. My husband was introduced to him thru a friend. He was so very affectionate and sweet that my hubs fell in love. Later on the boyfriend of his friend decided the cat had to go and dropped him (up til this he had been completely an indoor cat) in a trailer park. My husband was livid. We were finally able to catch him and bring him home after a couple months. Someone had him fixed not two weeks before we found him. We have a TNR in our area. He is a super sweet boy who likes any human food or drink you let him have. I think he was hit before at my husband’s former friends house. When I go to pet his head he ducks like he thinks I’m going to hit him. He’ll figure out that will never happen. He just has to see it for himself. Because he was in a home with children and non-stop visitors, he lives people and makes friends with everyone that comes over. He’s a sweet boy.

And I have Jersey, my pit bull. She is mostly black with white patches. She was an early Christmas present for my husband in November 2013; she was 6 weeks old. She is so super sweet and has not a single mean bone in her body. When Pugsley gets all puffed up and growls and bats her in the face, she just blinks and licks her nose. The worst thing about her is that she likes the "treats" in the litter boxes.

Jersey had her one and only litter of pups in April 2017. She gave birth to 7, only 5 survived. We kept two females. Daisy was first born and the biggest problem. She was stuck breach in the birth canal. My husband had to pull her out by her back feet with Jersey's contractions. She's white with large brindle spots all over. She's very independent. Junebug was the last born and the runt. I often had to syringe feed her because the others wouldn't let her in to nurse. She has had a spitfire personality from go. She was growling at my husband at 2 weeks old. Lol She is sweeter then the other two. She is always coming up wanting lovings and snuggles all the time. She is almost solid black with a white smear on her face and white toes on one foot. She’s also the biggest of all the pups and Jersey! I guess the extra attention paid off! I am lucky that I get to see all the pups from Jerseys litter and I got to watch them grow up.


SillyTilly42 rated for Mystery Swap #2 USA on Feb 21, 2019
Comment: Great stuff here! Thank you!
laterdayze rated for Quick Pick 3 Swap on Feb 21, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much, love it all including the extras! <3
Comment: Thank you for the fast and lovely swap! I like everything you sent! Those cat postcards are really cute!
Comment: Thank you for sending 2 very cool items. I love them both and you were so correct, happy they are now mine! Hugs, Mona
shinyserra rated for Mystery Swap #2 USA on Feb 19, 2019
Comment: Thanks so much for all of the fun surprises.
mags142 rated for Do What You Want 1 on Feb 18, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the stationary sets and I loved that you put vintage stamps on the envelope! I'm starting to collect so it was perfect! Happy swapping
Fabriqueen rated for Happy Mail Notecard #2 on Feb 17, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for your card and all the wonderful extras! Here in Texas I whine about the heat in summer but I'd rather have hot than snow. Texans go crazy when we get 1/2" of snow. There's wrecks everywhere. I can't even imagine if we got a foot of snow. Hugs, Diane
Response: Lol My aunt in Mississippi is the same way. We got half an inch yesterday and it’s just no big deal. The only time it starts to be real bothersome is when we get like 3 or 4 inches or more. Then we have to deal with the snow plows and snow boots, etc. lol But it can sure be pretty. And very quiet and peaceful.
Comment: So much love, thank you for the awesome goodies! Can't wait to use the yarn and my kiddos are going to love all of their goodies. :)
Ellivlove rated for 9 Washi samples #2 on Feb 14, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the washi!
shellbee8 rated for 5 Partners Pick 3 #9 on Feb 14, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much, I loved everything you sent!
swayzer rated for Catastic Swap on Feb 13, 2019
Comment: OMGoodness Jennipurrrrrr!! You did an amazing job, so much fun cat stuff. Everything is so fun and catastic. I'm still working on mine, I was traveling for a bit but I'm back. I hope you'll like what I'm sendging
Response: I’m glad you liked it! I was a bit nervous about it, but it was fun to do!!
christywebb rated for Polka Dot Washi Samples Swap on Feb 13, 2019
Comment: While I was trying to send my partner a sample of every single polka dot washi that I had (and I LOVE them so I have a lot) I was thinking I would probably receive a lot of duplicates. Only one duplicate! Love them all!! Thank you!
Comment: Thank you for everything
lperry rated for 9 Washi samples #2 on Feb 12, 2019
Comment: Very fun washi! I love the pineapples. Thank you so much!
RNRISLOVE rated for Stuff The Mailbox #14 on Feb 11, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the great finds.
Comment: Thank you for the lovely envie of goodies.
Comment: Whoa!!! This was so much fun to receive from you! If only you were always my partner for mail lol. I absolutely love the mix you got together from the ephemera to the postcards and mini envelopes. I’ve never seen washi put together like that and I loved it!
kelikala rated for Just Randomness on Feb 7, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for the jammed pack envelope of random goodies! I'm sure I'll find a use for everything inside :)
tnbahan rated for Do What You Want 1 on Feb 7, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the cute postcard. :)

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Mica1413 on Feb 20, 2019:

Thank you so much for the cute swap cards!

tcornell on Feb 19, 2019:

Thank you so much for the blank mailing labels for February AWG! I use these all the time!

Tigerlilyknotwise on Feb 16, 2019:


Thank you for the February AWG wish! The kitty stickers are so cute :) and thanks for the birthday wishes!

yvonne401 on Feb 13, 2019:

Thank you so much for my AWG February wish of an awesome variety of Valentine's decos and stickers! It sure made my day bright!



bluehairedmary on Feb 13, 2019:

Thank you so much for the washi tape for my AWG February wishlist! It is all new to me, which is amazing! There seems no end to the possibilities of washi tapes or even postcards! Thanks again!

kaypendragon on Feb 13, 2019:

Thanks for the AWG scrapbooking bits!

MSturgill87 on Feb 12, 2019:

Thank you for the stickers via Feb. Swaps & Wishes! Loved the assortment.

Lonestarchild on Feb 11, 2019:

What a fun envie of wishes! Lots of green AND a ferris wheel! thank you so much. FEb AWG

goinjenny on Feb 11, 2019:

Thank you for the wishes in AWG

debbiespoms on Feb 9, 2019:

Thank you very much, for my wish you granted in All about wishes. I love the crochet Sleepy baby doll pattern. So cute!

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