rsantia3

I am a cute, short youngin' who is too weird for my own good at times. I am a complete nerd, and, quite honestly, I wouldn't change that for anything. I play video games and read comic books, and I am OBSESSED with pandas. I love piercings and tattoos and will talk about them for hours but I have the biggest phobia of needles. I have the World Wildlife Fund panda on the back of my neck, and I have a scar from where my stupid nose ring used to be.

Surprisingly, I am half Puerto Rican (with the sass to prove it), and the other half Irish, so I've been told that I'm genetically bred to be an alcoholic, but that won't happen. I don't party that hard, haha.

I enjoy a good sexist joke. "Why did the Olympics separate male and female curling? Because women are more used to sweeping" Tell me a good one and we'll make good friends.

I am short, cute, and a robot. I am extremely loyal to those that I care about and will go to the ends of the world for my friends. I'm a hopeless romantic, which I swear will be the end of me in a world where chivalry is quickly dying, if it hasn't already become extinct.

American Gods is BY FAR my favorite book ever. I highly suggest reading it.

I live my life like Zoolander, and cry literally every time I watch The Notebook, but I would never pass up an opportunity to watch Kick-Ass or the Dark Knight.

I sing along with Glee, and count down the days until the new episode of True Blood. I've watched every episode of The Office, and Weeds is one of my guilty pleasures