Bones

Don't ye be wolf-whistling, for I am a woman pirate, and I'll be making mincemeat out of ye.

Essentially, I'm a geek from way back; I spend way too much time on the computer, watching bad movies, or playing video games.

I am an excellent cook, and love to feed people.

I am a First Degree Wiccan, working toward my Second Degree, and a member of Mystic Mountain Coven. My areas of focus are the Bardic Arts and Kitchen Witchery.

I listen to just about anything, though I have to say that country is low on my choice list; but if I get in the mood, I like older country, like Patsy Cline and the yodely stuff.

My favorite types of music hands down are 50's and 60's, 80's, doo-wop juke classics, and MoTown soul.

Grr...it's so hard to choose! I love satire, true crime, horror, sci-fi, history (the Civil war and the age of piracy are my favorite time periods); my favorite authors are Stephen King, Chuck Palaniuk, Phillip K. Dick, Joe Bob Briggs, Dorothy Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, and H.P. Lovecraft.

Anything scary, anything you can rate by the 3 B's: Blood, Breasts, and Beasts; old thrillers, comedy (high, low, and dark), kung fu, musicals, and animated features. My all-time favorite movie is the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and a close second is The Big Lebowski.

I love collage, quilting, cross-stitching, painting, and beading.

I don't draw very well, but I doodle like a champ, so any hand-drawn items will most likely be small.

There's not many things I dislike, but for the sake of information, here we go:

Patchouli, pastels (the colors, not the art supply), wasabi, lace (unless it's on a fancy hat or gloves), and above all, nutcrackers. Please, no nutcrackers anywhere about a swap with me.