Karalalala

An art school drop out, my creativity is now manifested primarily in the form of embarrassing and inappropriate doodles on bits of scrap paper. Hoping that will change soon because my easel, Ricardo, is turning grey with dust and ever so lonely.

I love painting more than anything else. I use mostly oils and 'experimental' wax concoctions to paint pictures of creatures, ketchup bottles, robots, kittens and voluptuous ladies, crap like that and so on.

I live downtown in an apartment with my adoring male counterpart, a one eyed kitten, a giant red lamp from Brazil and at one point, a pigeon.

Uhhh I like the colour green and the taste of cheese. I dont like green cheese. Flowers are pretty, etc..

And Im really bad at filling out profile mammerjammers.

I'll think of something interesting to replace all this with later. Now Im going to sleep!

** Update: I'm eating some candy.

So I realized that people read this to find out more about you so they have some idea of what to send that you'd like. I didnt think that was so important because I joined this to be surprised by people sending things I would never have tried myself but to be helpful I'll write a few of my very most favourite things.

• I love new music. Listening to music that someone else really digs and that is completely new to me is one of the best ways I can think to spend my time on earth
• I am chemically, emotionally and psychologically dependent on tea. I love all sorts and I collect them in a wicker picnic basket
• Im a vegetarian
• I love cooking and baking

Other Stuff that May Be Relevant

• Im an alcoholic for chocolate
• I have a fetish for office supplies
• The shape of leaves
• The smell of orange peel
• Coloured glass, especially red
• The colours of the 70's
• The music of the 80's
• Small, chubby children and animals are my kryptonite.... maybe I should keep that a secret...
• I dont like new things. It's a bold statement but I stand by it. I like old things.
• Hats.
• Beer
• Beer hats...? Woah..
• A nice warm bowl of soup
• Things of a Horror and Sci-Fi nature
• Sparkly things, though I dont often wear jewellery
• Pin up girls
• Ugly Kitsch Garbage, but its such a fine line
• Sweet Potatoes
• Clean, dark, black soil
• Owls and Octopi
• Not wearing socks
• Peacock feathers
• Paintings
• Popsickles
• Weeds
• Bees and their honey
• Farting is hilarious
• Xena: Warrior Princess
• Other peoples doodles and illustrations
• Old photographs
• Boots
• A clean house
• Rain, it makes everything so quiet
• Things from other countries
• Canadian Rye
• Turnips
• Rude things in the clouds
• Accents
• Thai Red Curry
• Christian Bale
• Orange Juice
• Blondie
• England annnnnnnnnnnnnd ice cream.

That just about covers it!

• Im currently on the hunt for some nice cookie cutters, like leaves or bugs, some small cute ones, so.. hint hint hehe

I only like the song "Mr. Bojangles", thats the only song I like.

Off the top of my head, the bowels of my heart and in no particular order:

• American Psycho
• Drop Dead Fred
• Any movie by Hayao Miyazaki, anything with puppets, Christian Bale, David Bowie Cameos, Odd Characters with Unconvincing accents and Robots Kicking Ass
• I've always really liked Indiana Jones #3....
• Sundry pornographies
• That one with that guyyyyyy whats his face, he's married to the redhead with buggy eyes, and its really sad or something.. it has a crow in it?
• I'll have to ask my boyfriend what I like to finish this list cause I cant even remember what my own tastes are. I hope he's been paying attention because this could turn out to be a very important test.............. I'll let you know how it goes.

Since the death of Veronica Mars I have forsaken the Devils Box and turned my attention towards reruns of Family Guy, Firefly and Good Eats.

ALTON4EVA!

oOops already did this one.

Yeah books are alright arent they. Bit rough on the thumbs, licking and flicking and dogearing and all that. Not a bad lot though really, I'll keep'em around. Right now Im only reading books with pictures because you have to read word books in a sequential order and I'm a free spirit, MNAD TI! ETc.

My FAVOURITE crafts are the ones I find patterns for and take to my mommy to make for me.

I'm working on weaseling a Jayne Hat (http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=19076.20) out of her by christmas. She starts as soon as her fingertips scab over from the Daisy Blanket. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/19452351@N00/1061293177/)