Date Joined: July 15, 2013
Last Online: September 1, 2013
Birthday: April 19
Country: South Africa
This just about sums up who I am right now :)
Who am I? I am a surprise I donâ€™t have eyes Iâ€™m wrapped in plastic I am fantastic I could be red But Iâ€™m not dead I could be blue Bluer than you I could be pink But I donâ€™t think Make up your mind Iâ€™m not hard to find You could me in a Milk Bar Or eat me in the car I do not walk I do not talk But most of all I donâ€™t taste like pork I am not shy I do not cry I will never let out a wimpy sigh I find myself covered in spit Then fall into a bottomless pit Serena Williams likes my taste But doesnâ€™t like tomato paste Do not be scared of me All I want to be is free I am very nice I donâ€™t taste like rice You canâ€™t cut me into a slice Iâ€™m filled with sugar But donâ€™t think Iâ€™m a booger Do not fear I donâ€™t taste like beer But when Iâ€™m around everyone will cheer People will stop When they see me in the shop Youâ€™ll buy me five times over Like Iâ€™m a four leaf clover People say I rock But I donâ€™t smell like a sock You might say Iâ€™m food But Iâ€™m never in a bad mood I might ask Sam Who I am He might say â€œWhat?â€ And tell me who Iâ€™m not.
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