I should have written the watermelon rage while it was still fresh. Today the remains were tossed, arguments about my patented new way to eat watermelon linger. (Life hack: just cut the fucker in half, put one half in your lap like a bowl and scoop it out with a giant serving spoon, eat.)
Look forward to hearing about the messes you're cleaning up, assuming that's super secret spy talk. I'll have my decoder and black light at the ready.
Did I um... send you the last letter I thought I sent you, or did I imagine it? I'm in a cranky mood and seriously considering having a few drinks so I can write you an angry letter about the giant ass watermelon that is taking up half my fridge.
I received your letter. I'm so glad they finally let you out of the sub-volcano lair and into the world again. This time let's try to get it right shall we? A missive will follow this note soon. In hard copy. It may or may not self destruct. Look for a carrier raven. (Pigeons shit too much and aren't very bright really.)
Hey, dweeb.
I just wrote you a letter and sealed it all up before realizing I forgot to include the snowflakes I cut for you. They are pretty shit. So when you eventually get my letter pretend it has two mediocre snowflakes cut out of only the ugliest origami paper in it.
K, thanks.
Met.
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I should have written the watermelon rage while it was still fresh. Today the remains were tossed, arguments about my patented new way to eat watermelon linger. (Life hack: just cut the fucker in half, put one half in your lap like a bowl and scoop it out with a giant serving spoon, eat.)
Look forward to hearing about the messes you're cleaning up, assuming that's super secret spy talk. I'll have my decoder and black light at the ready.
Did I um... send you the last letter I thought I sent you, or did I imagine it? I'm in a cranky mood and seriously considering having a few drinks so I can write you an angry letter about the giant ass watermelon that is taking up half my fridge.
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I received your letter. I'm so glad they finally let you out of the sub-volcano lair and into the world again. This time let's try to get it right shall we? A missive will follow this note soon. In hard copy. It may or may not self destruct. Look for a carrier raven. (Pigeons shit too much and aren't very bright really.)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Pancake is here to spread holiday cheer!
She is also here to try to eat reindeer.
She reached the conclusion reindeer's pretty nasty.
Happy Holidays
Hey, dweeb.
I just wrote you a letter and sealed it all up before realizing I forgot to include the snowflakes I cut for you. They are pretty shit. So when you eventually get my letter pretend it has two mediocre snowflakes cut out of only the ugliest origami paper in it.
K, thanks.
Met.