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Random Goodness Swap #1!

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Swap Coordinator:Christine1982 (contact)
Swap categories: Challenges 
Number of people in swap:21
Location:Regional - USA
Type:Type 2: Flat mail
Last day to signup/drop:July 23, 2019
Date items must be sent by:July 25, 2019
Number of swap partners:1
Description:

I would like to do a series of swaps! The only person sending in these swaps is me! I will send to my 1 random partner. And everyone that joins must comment below a joke this time? I am in school feeling blue! Tell me something funny!! You are only rated on your comment! Mostly 5 and a ๐Ÿ’— if they do a good one!! And I will mail my one random partner something. Well random! Enjoy and Ty for joining!!! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ

Discussion

LilysMama 07/24/2019 #

Q:Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted ๐Ÿ˜‚

I wasn't sure what kind of joke to post lol, so I went for safe โ˜บ๏ธ This joke was courtesy of my 7 yr old neice ๐Ÿ˜‚

Burger1girl 07/24/2019 #

Well, its not a joke but something that made me laugh still to this day. I work in a deli, fry lots of chicken. We offer 8 pc mix or 10 piece dark. Customer came up and started asking questions, but the one that floored me was when she asked how many pieces of dark meat were in a 10 piece dark?.......I just stood there...not sure how to respond...finally I asked outloud "10?"......Had me doubting myself!! LOL

cayers2 07/24/2019 #

Bank Teller: Sir, your account is overdrawn Man: So are your eyebrows, but you made it work, didn't you?

trashgirl 07/24/2019 #

Thereโ€™s a mama cow and a baby cow grazing in a field. The mama cow stepped on the baby cows foot. What does the baby cow say? Get off my foot you big cow!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

GirlMomToTwo 07/24/2019 #

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison.

hehehehhehee corny jokes are my favorite.

MrsCrafty 07/24/2019 #

Did you by chance hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage...

LOL

And one more for fun.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding Hare-line! Bahahahah!!!!

ablev92 07/24/2019 #

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?

They each got six months

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

MargotBond 07/24/2019 #

A mother complained to me at a parent teacher conference, I am a school teacher, that other students were stealing her daughter's pencils. "It's not the money - it's the principle." She insisted. "My husband took those pencils from work."

Hyshu 07/24/2019 #

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To show the chicken that it could be done!

MelissaLB 07/24/2019 #

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

purrincup 07/24/2019 #

I only counted 2 letters in the alphabet. I don't know "Y".

jinxspinx 07/24/2019 #

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

I cant tell you, its too cheesy! ! (hahha)

tentmari 07/24/2019 #

Here are a couple cute and funny jokes:

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q. Why arenโ€™t koalas actual bears?

A. They donโ€™t meet the koalafications.

shinyserra 07/24/2019 #

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c.....

MOOOOO!!!

institches 07/24/2019 #

Q: Why did Santa go to music school?

A: So he could improve his wrapping skills!

colleenbUSA 07/24/2019 #

Here's a punny joke

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Fabriqueen 07/24/2019 #

A blond was walking along the bank of a river trying to figure out how to cross the river when she saw another blond on the other side. She called over, "How do I get to the other side?" The other girl looked around and replied, "You are on the other side!" The first blond said, Oh, great!"

Sasha42 07/24/2019 #

Q: Why is the Statue of Liberty's hand only 11 inches long?

A: Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot.

ScrapHappyGabi 07/24/2019 #

Q: What has more lives than a cat?

A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

SatisHuman 07/24/2019 #

Q: What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A: A slipper.

Christine1982 07/24/2019 #

How do you make a elephant float? 2 scoops of ice cream. A can of soda. And a elephant. Lol.. Ok probably not that funny.. But Google assist actually told me that joke? I have never heard or used Google assist lol..

Christine1982 07/24/2019 #

Burger1Girl is the winner of this round!!! Everyone else is just rating!!! I will be mailing tomorrow!!! Ty all!!! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

Burger1girl 07/24/2019 #

Oh Thank you!! I'm glad you got such a kick of it!! Like I said to this day, when I remember I just giggle...may you have any more giggles and laughs!!

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