SatisHuman

Sati is my cat. I am her human. That's her in my profile picture. I also have another kitty, Gravy Boat, and a mouse, Hanukkah. I am cat-sitting Peta and Elliot. I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks!

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am agnostic - child-free by choice - pro-choice - vehemently liberal - pro-gay rights - an avid reader - into body modification - a letterboxer.

• Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
• Coca-Cola
• Jägermeister

• dark chocolate
• caramel
• chai tea latte
• coffee
• Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
• Maple Nut Goodies
• anything from Trader Joe's
• Yuengling
• Magic Hat #9

If anyone on the planet has Trader Joe's Vanilla Chai-Spiced Coffee I will donate my kidney to you. Seriously.

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow

nip/tuck, Grey's Anatomy, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, Obsessed, Man vs. Wild, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last CD I bought was The Essential Michael Jackson and the last concert I attended was The Avett Brothers.

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing. .

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.

• chapstick
• It's Happy Bunny
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
• Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
• mermaids
• She-ra Princess of Power
• long, dangly earrings
• silver jewelry
• Duke Blue Devils basketball
• Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
• anything ostentatious

• grape or cherry flavored candy
• gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
• powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
• overtly religious stuff

• anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

• Flakers: @Regret for Surprise Tag