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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: September 27, 2020
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

28Jan20 - Sati crossed the rainbow bridge today, just a few weeks shy of her 18th birthday. We had been together for nearly 16 years and I love her more than words can say. I will miss her everyday.

Thanks to all who have offered their condolences.

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. That's her in my profile picture. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and am interested in trading.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

Dislikes

  • having my name misspelled
  • people singing along with the radio
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

Pei04 rated for ESG: 21 Questions About You on Sep 16, 2020
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Comment: Thanks for sharing your answers. Some of them could have been written by me :) I love your sundaes, they sound really good. Take care and stay safe! And pet your cats from me! :)
Rapsy rated for ESG: 21 Questions About You on Sep 12, 2020
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Comment: I really had fun reading your answers! I also have four cats who rule the house :)
HappyMom rated for ESG: 21 Questions About You on Sep 11, 2020
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Comment: I enjoyed your answers and had some of the same on my swap too. Thanks for sharing.
chelle523 rated for Sweary Coloring Pages on Aug 31, 2020
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Comment: Thank you - I love the pages you sent! <3
addieixmarie rated for Sweary Coloring Pages on Aug 31, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for the awesome sweary coloring pages! I love them!
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Comment: Cute Kitty card, thank you. Happy Birthday to you as well.
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kfaye rated for August Birthday Card - US Only on Aug 10, 2020
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Comment: Thank you and Happy Birthday to you!
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Comment: Thank you for the cute flamingo birthday card. I am recovering from foot surgery on the 3rd so it’s nice to receive happy mail in my mailbox🤠
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Comment: Thank you. I loved the card! I hope you have a happy birthday as well
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Comment: Thank you for commenting❤
arystotle rated for August Birthday Card - US Only on Aug 4, 2020
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Comment: I love the snowmen, so made me laugh
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Comment: Thank you Sherra for the lovely words of encouragement. I appreciate your positivity. I also like the tuck ins that you included. Thanks again for the very uplifting mail❣️
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Comment: I think we would get along very well IRL.
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Comment: Hello! Nice to meet you! I am an ENFP-T. Only 7% of people are!
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Comment: How cool to be such a distinctive type that you are amongst less than 1% of the population. I really need to read up more on the Myers-Briggs test--I wonder if the results vary by culture.
jillybeanie rated for Fun Postcard Swap #2 on Jul 17, 2020
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Comment: solid gold glitter!
suepier rated for Random Question PC on Jul 8, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for the nice postcard from LA.

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Comments

Cubsfanjennie on Aug 25, 2020:

So excited to have you in my Sweary Coloring Page Swap!!!! Hope you love it!!!!

52901m on Jul 6, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely Cheap Postage Tag! I LOVE the confetti!!!!!!! And the eraser and sticker is TO DIE FOR”! Thank you so much! Xxxxx m

LoveThis on Jun 11, 2020:

thankyou very much for sending my card back, you more then welcome to choose more if you like

PerArduaAdAlta on Jun 1, 2020:

Received Postcard Tag PIF - Historic today. Thank you! I see why it was a toss up between Westminster and Elvis 😆

FeltPrincess on May 30, 2020:

Thank you for the letter for the "I want to write about" tag. I got it yesterday with 3 other pieces of mail, so it's been regulated to today's list of reading material. I will respond back again (either in a message on here or snail mail, not sure which yet!) after I finish reading. TY for sharing! <3

PineappleTarts on May 13, 2020:

Hope you are well. Try to stay positive, happiness looks gorgeous on you. Wishing you a wonderful day!

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shesallboundup on May 12, 2020:

Hope you have a fantastic day. Happy Swapping!

ScrapHappyGabi on May 10, 2020:

Leaving kindness

From: @ScrapHappyGabi

~ Much Love - Gabi

Poohtat on May 1, 2020:

Autist on Apr 20, 2020:

Thank you for all the Project Life cards from the “I collect” tag in the forums!! They will come in very useful!

Cheers, Evan

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