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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: February 19, 2020
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

28Jan20 - Sati crossed the rainbow bridge today, just a few weeks shy of her 18th birthday. We had been together for nearly 16 years and I love her more than words can say. I will miss her everyday.

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. That's her in my profile picture. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and am interested in trading.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an athiest, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

Dislikes

  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

suepier rated for Eyes closed swap 27 on Feb 16, 2020
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Comment: Thank you so much.
Lonestarchild rated for Three Truths and a Lie #2 on Feb 15, 2020
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Comment: I'm guessing the lie is that you won a supply of Pepsi???
Response: Ha, ha! That is actually true. In third grade I wrote an essay for a contest in a barbeque festival and the prize was a year's supply of Pepsi. The lie is that I have a twin brother. I have a brother who is three years younger..
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flowerais rated for ESG: My Favorite Photo - January on Feb 13, 2020
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Comment: Ha ha! I have several Keep Calm cards that I thought I’d never use either...and then swap came along, thanks for the card!
euniceq rated for Story of an introvert on Feb 12, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for sharing your story. The fight for progress and self-improvement never really stops, but I believe in you.
Response: Thank you! 💘
Prettyexpressions rated for Stationary Giveaway!!! on Feb 10, 2020
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freespirit66 rated for ESG: Random Facts About Me on Feb 8, 2020
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Comment: Your voice comes through on the answers! It was great reading what you wrote. I could "hear" you answering those questions. Your description of why being a lifeguard would surprise people and why you don't make the bed had me laughing.
Response: Thank you! I think that is one of the best comments I've received.
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Comment: I'll froward your post card on its way.
Nicollcia rated for ESG: My Favorite Photo - January on Feb 7, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for the photos, have a nice day :)
Ashzaller rated for Dumb Thing(s) I Thought as a Kid on Feb 6, 2020
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sbr9000 rated for Your Currency Choice #5 on Feb 5, 2020
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Comment: Thanks for the card and coins. You're actually the first to even mention the Y chromosome thing :)
Response: That’s hilarious!
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Comment: bwahahaha I LOVE this swearing unicorn card! :D
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Comment: I completely understand your answers, I too have depression. I too love to stay inside curled up with hot tea and hot tea. Thank you for such a heartfelt letter and I realize I am not alone....hope to swap with you again soon.
myancey rated for ESG: Random Facts About Me on Feb 2, 2020
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Comment: Thanks sherra. Have an awesome day!!!!
Merimax rated for ESG: My Favorite Photo - January on Feb 2, 2020
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Comment: Lovely photos! Thank you!
Ninna rated for One Postcard from One Country #1 on Feb 2, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for the nice postcard! Have a nice day :)
aprilivy rated for Relax-Bath-&Craft:GIVEAWAY on Feb 1, 2020
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JessicaWritesTheWorld rated for My Irrational Fears on Feb 1, 2020
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euniceq rated for Look this is my pet! on Feb 1, 2020
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Comment: Thank you for the adorable pictures! The tattoos you have for each cat are lovely. I giggled at the little spoon one, haha! I plan to get similar tattoos for each of my fur babies one day, too :)

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Comments

ToujoursMoi on Feb 6, 2020:

Thank you so very much for choosing me and sending me an extra postcard for the postcard or letter January 2020 swap. I really love the colorful birds you have sent me. Thank you!

simcoe54 on Feb 5, 2020:

Cheap Postage Tag Your It -- Received the coins today. Thanks for adding to my collection.

wombatlady on Jan 31, 2020:

I'm so sorry to hear about Sati.

nalaqueen on Jan 22, 2020:

Thank you for your lovely items for the send to the person above you tag

anicka22 on Jan 8, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely postcard and your message about tour eyebrows! ( for the postcard question tag)

anicka22 on Jan 8, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely postcards and your message about tour eyebrows!

Itti on Nov 20, 2019:

Hiya, I saw you like frogs and turtles so I sent you an invite to the Scales 'n' Tails group. Would be lovely to have you join us!

You can accept or decline your group invites from the groups tab in the top left. (Or you can go straight to the group link I posted above and click 'Join'.)

itsnobody on Nov 18, 2019:

Thank you for the cat items for the I Wish Tag!

pkpeace on Oct 23, 2019:

Thanks so much for the Take 2 Tag goodies! I received them today!

BusyBeeFamily on Aug 9, 2019:

I got your postcard from the Question Tag today. Thank you! I love to hear/read about people’s food experiences.

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