Swap-bot Time: January 25, 2021 5:35 am


Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: January 24, 2021
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. She passed away about a year ago, but she is still in my profile picture. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and am interested in trading.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer.


  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in items with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest.


  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9


Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space


nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black


80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.


I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy.



  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious


I'm very easy to please. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs


  • having my name misspelled
  • people singing along with the radio
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Comment: I enjoyed reading your answers, thank you! Funny I also love peanut butter and Reese's but dislike peanuts 😊
Comment: It is awesome you like college Basketball! I am from Florida and my school's basketball team is one of the best in the state!
Comment: Thank you very much for your list. I enjoyed reading it. I also like peanut butter but not peanuts.
Comment: thank you for sharing your life, wishing you all the best ...
denisedecker58 rated for Quote in a Card #2 USA on Jan 21, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much for the notecard and great quote!
lairka rated for Happy mail (email) on Jan 20, 2021
nomadmama rated for Happy mail (email) on Jan 19, 2021
Comment: Thanks for the email.
Kellpepper rated for MAIL ART Collage PC Swap USA on Jan 18, 2021
Comment: Oh, the big hunk of greenery right in the middle is awesome!
pixxieedust rated for Happy mail (email) on Jan 18, 2021
Comment: Thanks for your email. It really made my day and remind me to always be confident!
Intrinzica rated for Happy mail (email) on Jan 18, 2021
Comment: That was lovely, thank you so much 😊🌸⭐️
minajapan rated for WIYM: Unique PC #3 on Jan 17, 2021
Comment: Thank you for the card. I hope you have a warm and safe winter. -Mina :)
swiftbrooks rated for RAK Destash #1 - January on Jan 17, 2021
Comment: Lol, I can relate to your comment about getting old. I think New Year's stopped being a big deal after it became 2000. I hope that you have a very happy and healthy new year!
MsMarvel rated for Happy mail (email) on Jan 16, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much! I really enjoyed your email!
usctrojans79 rated for Sticker Slapped PC #3 on Jan 14, 2021
Comment: Thank you
Comment: Thank you ♥♪♫*¨*•.¸¸🌲❄⛄
nanadiana rated for Black/White Postcard Swap #77 on Jan 12, 2021
Comment: Thank you for the black and white mallard postcard. I had that same card and sent it to someone. I kind of like it, so was glad to see it in my mailbox. :) I'm glad you are enjoying college basketball. Feels a little bit more normal, doesn't it. Take care!
Comment: It's been too long since I had a laugh-cry... hopefully soon xD
jandmterry rated for Quote in a Card #2 USA on Jan 11, 2021
Comment: I loved the quote about love!
nanadiana rated for Quote in a Card #2 USA on Jan 11, 2021
Comment: Thank you for the sparkly notecard and Mae West quotes. She did have some good quotes for sure. I hope your year is going well so far.

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bblue on Jan 23, 2021:

Thanks for the RAK of decos! I'll pass them along.

user6937 on Dec 24, 2020:

Tag - Cheap Postage - Pay it Back! YAY, the two weird postcards (love 'em), 2 shaped paperclips and the 5 centime coin have arrived - nice Xmas present, thank you!! Merry Christmas!

OrigamiGrace on Dec 21, 2020:

Thank you for all the fun items in your Envie of Randomness from CPG! So many cute things - the feltie envie is especially cute!

USAFwife on Dec 17, 2020:

Thank you so much for sending the letter for the Pen Pal Tag in the forum. It was such a nice, long letter and it arrived so quickly. Thank you for speaking honestly as well.
This was my first ever tag, and was a great experience, even if the subject was tough! Thanks again. :)

lovetherain on Nov 28, 2020:

Thank you for the ribbons and cute mini items for the I Collect... Tag!

takehimaway on Nov 14, 2020:

PS - just looked up letterboxing - that looks like so much fun!

takehimaway on Nov 14, 2020:

I'm so sorry about the loss of Sati. Sending a big hug from Arkansas. If you ever may be interested in a private swap, don't hesitate to ask! <3~

Cubsfanjennie on Aug 25, 2020:

So excited to have you in my Sweary Coloring Page Swap!!!! Hope you love it!!!!

52901m on Jul 6, 2020:

Thank you for the lovely Cheap Postage Tag! I LOVE the confetti!!!!!!! And the eraser and sticker is TO DIE FOR”! Thank you so much! Xxxxx m

LoveThis on Jun 11, 2020:

thankyou very much for sending my card back, you more then welcome to choose more if you like

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