Swap-bot Time: March 25, 2019 1:01 am


Date Joined: June 8, 2016
Last Online: February 25, 2019
Birthday: October 1
Country: United States

About Me

Allow myself to introduce.....myself. My name is Lisa and I pee in the ocean. (also known to pee in pools buts that's neither here nor there...)

*side-note: if you get any of the references I use, congratulations-we're now best friends. call me...

I like jokes, but not of the fart variety. I have a 5 year old that follows me around telling me dumbass poop jokes. No matter how many times I tell her that the phrase "booty moo moo" is neither funny OR a real joke, she doesn't care and continues to tell it. She’s also one of those annoyingly dorky people cause she laughs at her own jokes.

I also laugh at my own jokes.....but in a totally undorky way. [insert laugh with added seal-like clapping here]

I don't see the point in taking life too seriously. You all pick your nose at some point. So relax. Don't be an asshat.

Toddlers are assholes and are created to drive you insane.

I only recently discovered how annoying I am when I realized my asshole little 5 year old acts exactly like me. Smart-ass comments are NOT cute coming out of the mouth of someone so short. I used to think I was cool until that small walking mirror proved otherwise.

I don't like kids.

My way of communicating with people is with sarcasm, cheesy jokes, and endlessly quoting movies. I think I'm clever and have great comedic timing, others tend to think I'm a jackass who's rude. They are of course, incorrect, but I am an acquired taste, I think.

people without common sense are scary to me.

also-- if you don't know the words to the song "Gangstas Paradise".... I have no idea what you're doing with your life.

oh...and this might just be the whiskey talking, but I really love whiskey.

useless fact for the day: The medical name for a butt crack is "intergluteal cleft". True story.

Moving along....



  • anything and everything weird

  • crude and offensive humor

  • weird stickers

  • organizing things. I mean seriously-- anything organization oriented. I organize ALL THE THINGS.

  • tactical everything. knifes. flashlights. knife shaped like credit card with a built in flashlight that can open a wine bottle and start your car. because tactical rhymes with practical.

  • booze.

  • solar dancing toys. Don't judge me.

  • Betty White is my spirit animal and The Golden Girls are my squad goals.

  • 80's movies.

  • 80's movies with Chevy Chase in them. (If you've ever watched "Fletch", congratulations, we're now best friends. Call me.)

  • flowers. digging in the dirt.

  • I pay my kid with candy to rub my feet.

  • I'd rather be outside. Except when I'm inside.

  • booze.

  • vintage things.

  • retro things.

  • small yard decorations.

  • photography.

  • family guy.

  • archer.

  • old school Disney movies.

  • and some of the new ones my kid watches.

  • except frozen. I've seen that movie enough to want to shove a spoon in my eye.

  • the ocean.

  • sea glass. absolutely LOVE sea glass.

  • ocean inspired colors.

  • rainbows and anything colored in rainbow order.

  • teal / aqua / green minty colors.

  • wine.

  • cheese.

  • trivia cards/games/books.

  • if you have something, that every time you look at it you think "what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"......send it



  • spiders.

  • tea.

  • coffee. I don't want to stunt my growth. I want to be 5'9" like Cindy Crawford.

  • zoos or any place like a zoo that has animals in pins/cages. There is absolutely nothing "natural" about the habitats those places force animals to live in. I think it"s cruel to take an animal that"s used to roaming the land and putting them in a 10x12 pin.

  • don"t even get me started on sea world. ever seen the movie BLACKFISH? I despise sea world.

  • cigarettes.

  • sauerkraut. I mean--ewww.

  • toddler boogers



  • sea glass

  • weird stickers

  • those cheesy books of funny/useless facts.

  • DIY catalogs / magazines (especially wood working)

  • birdhouses

  • kites

  • funny magnets

  • friendships bracelets. cause we're best friends now-remember?

  • winning lottery ticket

  • a live-in nanny

  • a chef

  • a pair of fuzzy dice for my rear-view mirror.

DISCLAIMER: if you send any items from this list, I will assume that you love me and have agreed that we are indeed best friends.


  • I will always rate you. If I'm taking to long for you-remind me, please. My kid has not only stolen my energy, but also my memory. I think.

I don't know. I can't remember.

Hi, I'm Tom.

  • I will NOT flake on you. If your name is chosen out of the hat for me-then by golly you'll be getting something from me. I don't like sending anything late either, but if for any reason your package won't be on time-I'll let you know. Be forewarned though-I will definitely blame everything on the kid and/or her dog sidekick

  • On the other hand...if you're late on sending out a swap to me--don't stress over it. I'm understanding. I have faith in you bro.

((Oh..but I will fully expect you to include a $50 gift certificate to somewhere fancy to help with the pain your absent package created. wink.))




Lonestarchild rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 15, 2019
Comment: EEK! So many fun papers to play with! Can't wait! And cool washi -- never seen in "cut-out" washi, so this is super fun! Thank you!
Poohtat rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 8, 2019
Comment: Thank you for all the goodies! Love the address labels
crochetjunkie rated for WIYM: Do What You Want on Feb 4, 2019
Comment: Thank you for the fun stuff!
soccer8s rated for Smile Mail on Jan 23, 2019
Comment: Amazing goodies. Thank you.
babypansy rated for Just Randomness on Jan 20, 2019
Comment: Lovely, thank you!
arimails rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 19, 2019
Comment: 😍😍😍 this swap was so perfect, it was filled with everything I love! thank you so much for making this package extra special for me, the postcards were so pretty and all the Alice and Wonderland goodies are awesome. I have more ATCs for my collection now as well :)
Response: I'm so happy you liked everything! Happy Swapping to you!
Zefaniya rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 16, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the assortment of goodies, that's a nice photo! :)
Response: I'm glad you liked it! Thank you so much for the rating and heart!!
shellbee8 rated for Send Anything #64 on Jan 14, 2019
Comment: Everything you sent is so cute and I already am planning on using it in my next project! Thank you!
Response: Great! I'm glad you liked it!! Thank you so much for the rating and heart!! Happy Swapping to you!
montigneyrules rated for Smile Mail on Jan 14, 2019
Comment: Thank you. I did smile :)
Soapboxgirl rated for Smile Mail on Jan 12, 2019
Comment: Thank you for all the wonderful goodies!!! The cat butt coin purse Rocked!!!! Thank you!!!!
Response: I was hoping you'd like the cat butts! lol Thank you very much for the rating and heart! Happy Swapping to you.
Kraftylady777 rated for Smile Mail on Jan 9, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much
Response: you are very welcome. I hope you like everything. Thank you for the rating and heart! Happy Swapping.
patricia8288 rated for Smile Mail on Jan 9, 2019
Comment: thank you for the lovely envelope, I love everything specially the labels and washi tape. Happy swapping
Avi rated for De stash swap #2 on Jan 7, 2019
Comment: Thank you
arimails rated for Smile Mail on Jan 5, 2019
Comment: Oh my goodness, this swap was so adorable! I love the mini paint set you sent and I was in very much need of more address labels so thank you a million! Happy Swapping ❤️
babsohio rated for Smile Mail on Jan 4, 2019
Comment: Thanks! Love the wash I tape and all the goodies.
Doodlefingers101 rated for Smile Mail on Jan 2, 2019
Comment: Oh my goodness gracious absolutely the best surprises yet. Thank You so very much. 😊☺️😃🥳🎆🎊
Cupcake436 rated for Smile Mail on Jan 1, 2019
Poohtat rated for Surprises for everyone on Dec 26, 2018
Comment: Awesome package of goodies! Love it, thank you
AlishaK rated for Surprises for everyone on Dec 25, 2018
Comment: Thank you so much for all of the wonderful goodies. That Babysitters Club PC is seriously so awesome.
Lablauri57 rated for Profile Happiness!! on Jul 21, 2018
Comment: Thank you for your swap

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CurlyTea on Oct 1, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

kittyhahahotbot on Dec 24, 2017:

CurlyTea on Nov 23, 2017:

lou on Oct 24, 2017:

Happy BIrthday Month from WIYM group!

CurlyTea on Oct 2, 2017:

Dsweeny on Sep 20, 2017:

Received Round Robin box today, thank you SO MUCH! Pretty doggone great stuff, and fun to do!

Dessie0416 on Sep 20, 2017:

I am glad you liked everything!

SilverD on Jul 21, 2017:

🍕 🌮 🍷 🍸 🍹 🍺 🌈 🧀 Putting emojis on my page and thought you might like these.

joppagirl on Jun 20, 2017:

Thanks for returning my deco!

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