Swap-bot Time: December 11, 2018 9:37 pm


Date Joined: June 8, 2016
Last Online: September 4, 2018
Birthday: October 1
Country: United States

About Me

Allow myself to introduce.....myself. My name is Lisa and I pee in the ocean. (also known to pee in pools buts that's neither here nor there...)

*side-note: if you get any of the references I use, congratulations-we're now best friends. call me...

I like jokes, but not of the fart variety. I have a 5 year old that follows me around telling me dumbass poop jokes. No matter how many times I tell her that the phrase "booty moo moo" is neither funny OR a real joke, she doesn't care and continues to tell it. She’s also one of those annoyingly dorky people cause she laughs at her own jokes.

I laugh at my own jokes.....but in a totally undorky way. [insert laugh with added seal-like clapping here]

I don't see the point in taking life too seriously. You leave this world with the same things you came in it with. So relax. Don't be an asshat.

My way of communicating with people is with sarcasm, cheesy jokes, and endlessly quoting movies. I think I'm clever and have great comedic timing, others tend to think I'm a jackass who's rude. They are of course, incorrect, but I am an acquired taste, I think.

people without common sense are scary to me.

also-- if you don't know the words to the song "Gangstas Paradise".... I have no idea what you're doing with your life.

oh...and this might just be the wine talking, but I really love wine.

useless fact for the day: A strawberry is not a berry, but a banana is. [go home nature, you’re drunk]

Moving along....



  • anything and everything weird

  • crude and offensive humor

  • weird stickers

  • organizing things. I mean seriously-- anything organization oriented. I organize ALL THE THINGS.

  • tactical everything. knifes. flashlights. knife shaped like credit card with a built in flashlight that can open a wine bottle and start your car. because tactical rhymes with practical.

  • booze.

  • solar dancing toys. Don't judge me.

  • Betty White is my spirit animal and The Golden Girls are my squad goals.

  • 80's movies.

  • 80's movies with Chevy Chase in them. (If you've ever watched "Fletch", congratulations, we're now best friends. Call me.)

  • flowers. digging in the dirt.

  • I pay my kid with candy to rub my feet.

  • I'd rather be outside. Except when I'm inside.

  • booze.

  • vintage things.

  • retro things.

  • small yard decorations.

  • photography.

  • family guy.

  • archer.

  • old school Disney movies.

  • and some of the new ones my kid watches.

  • except frozen. I've seen that movie enough to want to shove a spoon in my eye.

  • the ocean.

  • sea glass. absolutely LOVE sea glass.

  • ocean inspired colors.

  • rainbows and anything colored in rainbow order.

  • teal / aqua / green minty colors.

  • wine.

  • cheese.

  • trivia cards/games/books.

  • if you have something, that every time you look at it you think "what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"......send it



  • spiders.

  • tea.

  • coffee. I don't want to stunt my growth. I want to be 5'9" like Cindy Crawford.

  • zoos or any place like a zoo that has animals in pins/cages. There is absolutely nothing "natural" about the habitats those places force animals to live in. I think it"s cruel to take an animal that"s used to roaming the land and putting them in a 10x12 pin.

  • don"t even get me started on sea world. ever seen the movie BLACKFISH? I despise sea world.

  • cigarettes.

  • sauerkraut. I mean--ewww.

  • toddler boogers



  • sea glass

  • unique, handmade jewelry

  • those cheesy books of funny/useless facts.

  • DIY catalogs / magazines (especially wood working)

  • birdhouses

  • kites

  • funny magnets

  • friendships bracelets. cause we're best friends now-remember?

  • winning lottery ticket

  • a pair of fuzzy dice for my rear-view mirror.

DISCLAIMER: if you send any items from this list, I will assume that you love me and have agreed that we are indeed best friends.


  • I will always rate you. If I'm taking to long for you-remind me, please. My kid has not only stolen my energy, but also my memory. I think.

I don't know. I can't remember.

Hi, I'm Tom.

  • I will NOT flake on you. If your name is chosen out of the hat for me-then by golly you'll be getting something from me. I don't like sending anything late either, but if for any reason your package won't be on time-I'll let you know. Be forewarned though-I will definitely blame everything on the kid and/or her dog sidekick

  • On the other hand...if you're late on sending out a swap to me--don't stress over it. I'm understanding. I have faith in you bro.

((Oh..but I will fully expect you to include a $50 gift certificate to somewhere fancy to help with the pain your absent package created. wink.))




Lablauri57 rated for Profile Happiness!! on Jul 21, 2018
Comment: Thank you for your swap
Avi rated for An Etsy gift a month june on Jul 2, 2018
Comment: Love it!
matt319 rated for Seriously? on Jun 28, 2018
Comment: Thank you very much!!
Nurse101 rated for Magic Box Destash Swap June on Jun 18, 2018
Comment: Thank You for all the goodies!
Emjidi rated for T.I.T.S. - Never Have I Ever Swap on Jun 3, 2018
matt319 rated for Postcrossing Obsessed?! 22 :) on Apr 21, 2018
matt319 rated for Postcrossing Obsessed?! 28 on Apr 19, 2018
matt319 rated for USA Blind Postcard Quick Swap #15 on Apr 19, 2018
matt319 rated for BIG SWAP #9 on Apr 19, 2018
goinjenny rated for Send Anything #39 on Apr 16, 2018
Comment: You loaded me up with goodies, Thank you!
MyRetroSoul rated for Send Anything #39 on Apr 13, 2018
Comment: This package is absolutely amazing. Thank you so much for the beautiful books, post card and address labels. It really made my day! You were so generous and thoughtful and i appreciate it very much!
Dragongrrl rated for sUrPriSe GiFt ExChAnGe!!!!! on Apr 6, 2018
Comment: Thank you so much for the puzzle, I love it! So many hearts!
Cupcake436 rated for Pick 3 Goodies 2018 #2 on Mar 26, 2018
Comment: Thank you so much!
kimhoay rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 17, 2018
Comment: Hi, Lisa! Thank you for the fun goodies! I loved the mail art and the stamp. The photo was neat as well. Is that an original of yours? Small world... I use to live in LJ!
letterloveblog rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 17, 2018
Comment: Wow! Thank you so much!
MyRetroSoul rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 17, 2018
Comment: Great stuff! Thank you!
Rita rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 14, 2018
Comment: That’s some stuffed envie! :) Thanks!
e2java rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 13, 2018
Comment: Thank you - such a huge envelope!
heavenboundlj rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 12, 2018
Comment: Thank you for the goodies!!
Miofrominduetime rated for Stuff the Mailbox #5 on Feb 11, 2018

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CurlyTea on Oct 1, 2018:

Happy Birthday!

LMeowkin on Dec 30, 2017:

Hi there! Could you please rate me for the Shop Local swap? I'm not understanding why you won't respond to my PM nor will you rate. The package arrived on the 21st of Dec, according to tracking. As you've signed in several times since then, I'm hoping that the next time you sign in you will rate. Thank you so much!

kittyhahahotbot on Dec 24, 2017:

CurlyTea on Nov 23, 2017:

lou on Oct 24, 2017:

Happy BIrthday Month from WIYM group!

CurlyTea on Oct 2, 2017:

Dsweeny on Sep 20, 2017:

Received Round Robin box today, thank you SO MUCH! Pretty doggone great stuff, and fun to do!

Dessie0416 on Sep 20, 2017:

I am glad you liked everything!

SilverD on Jul 21, 2017:

🍕 🌮 🍷 🍸 🍹 🍺 🌈 🧀 Putting emojis on my page and thought you might like these.

joppagirl on Jun 20, 2017:

Thanks for returning my deco!

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