Date Joined: August 23, 2016
Last Online: October 4, 2016
I'm Lara, a rural Aussie girl looking to make friends through swaps. Please don't write my first name on mail, my neighbour is a creep.
I have three pet rats; Roy, Harry, and Dietrich. My boys are my world and are spoilt rotten. I collect anything featuring a rat/mouse, and have a small army of plush rodents.
I am deaf, have fibromyalgia, allergies, and other serious conditions. I'm in and out of hospital a fair bit, so most of my socialising is done online.
I'm a linguistics nerd and love talking about the evolution of language.
My handwriting is rather messy because I have hand tremors and arthritis. Sometimes it will take me a couple of days to write out what i need to.
Currently my account has been partially suspended. I've sent a message to the admins to find out why and what i can do to resolve this. I will still be sending out the swaps that I have already signed up for, and I'm willing to send tracking numbers to anyone wanting the reassurance.
I am anaphylactic to; peanuts, tree nuts, latex, silicone, and rubber.
I am allergic to; dairy, apple, nightshades (tomato, potato, eggplant), cat hair.
I have severe asthma. If something will be coming from a smoking home, please let me know so I can be prepared.
The colours purple, pink, and orange.
Dragons (eastern and western)
Rats and mice (only positive portrayals)
Puns (the more awful the better)
Superheroes (Favourites are Hawkeye, Daredevil, Flash, Captain America, and the Phantom)
Disney (Fav. Princess is Belle. Fav Prince is Aladdin. Fav Characters are Robin Hood and Remy (the rat from Ratatouille))
Transformers (Fav. Autobots are Bumblebee and Ratchet. Fav Decepticons are Starscream and Knockout)
Anything for my pets
Pictures/stories about your pets
Pelicans (they scare me)
Negative portrayals of rats and mice (eg. cat chasing a mouse, mousetrap)
Mint flavoured anything
Eeyore if he's smiling
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Transformers in general
I love looseleaf tea and am always happy to receive it as long as I'm told the ingredients.
I love green, herbal, white, rooibos, and oolong teas. Black tea isn't something I drink often.
Please don't send anything with;