I am sick and you are healthy! You are rich and I am filthy! Con-grat-u-la-tions on all your Suc-ce-e-ess!!
I am poor and I am happy, Your bling-bling will never trap me! Con-grat-u-la-tions on all you Ex-ce-e-ess!!
--> "Rich and Filthy" by Bif Naked
UPDATE: I like to wear my skirts so fuckin' short it'd make a hooker blush!
Added the Photobucket Dream Wishlist link up yonder ((gestures upwards)) not so much as a DIRECT wishlist but as a visual companion to some of my tastes/likes... A picture's worth a thousand words afterall and I thought it might help paint a touch of a picture of me...
I've had love-hate falling out with my parents and choose not to consider then anymore than the folks that provided my birth now. Parents, in my mind, are just trouble waiting to happen.
This once held some information about me... And it's going to again. I want to get a grasp on those people that have showed me they really cared ya'll know who y'are.
Also... if I ever want to feel safe swaping again, even privately, this seems a tad necessary, hm? Only a few changes made to my previous information... and I suspect more to come as I feel it's in my swap-mates best interests to know what going down out New Scotland, Haligonia way. ((snicker))
Okay. Deep breath in. Deep breath out. Here goes.... WAIT! If there is ANYthing in my profile you find offensize or... just ANYTHING, PM me. I'll remove it happily. I want to 'cause NO discomfort. I have enough of that here where I'm sitting.
So again we try:
My name is Lisa Ni-Fucking-Cole. I'm 23 and engaged to be married to and ex-squeegee punk whom I love with all my heart and soul. I proposed and provided a ring for him. Afterward we had veggie subs at Subway to celebrate. He spit in my ear. I squirted jam up his nose. I also have a girlfriend (Erik... or Erika which is less prefer'd by her)(We're all friends) who is currently studying for her masters in soc' in NfLd. She can give hickey's without you even realizing it. She kisses better than my fiancee too. We're barraging each other with mail and "romantic" gifts. It's a delightfully complex and yet fantastically simple relationship and yet I receive daily barbs for "fence-sitting" as it's been so politely called... but to put it simply... these two people: I would give my life for without a momemnts thought. When they hurt, I hurt... and sometimes I wonder if not more deeply. Their smiles light my days. That's love, right? So what if it's two people, people of opposite genders even. They love me. I love them. And they respect, regard and adore each other as best and loyal friends.
I'm in my final year of my first degree (BSc.) at MSVU with a major in Psychology and a double minor in biology and fine arts. I have ONE credit left, but due to familial stress, I've deferred my loan for a year and am chucking my psych' degree and an enrolling as a prestigious Art Insitute: NSCAD.
Also, for a living, currently I am a fetish modal for a particular photographer and couldn't love my work much more. Who else gets to enjoy shopping in sex-shoppes for their work "uniforms"!? AND get's paid 300 smackers fer 3-4 hours "work"! Yeah.... I LOVE my work.
Hmmm... Me, in a few words? Well: bipedal, liberal, edible, mammalian, anxious, nomadic, post-punk, daughter, po-thead, activist, communist, truly ovul-cious, jack-of-no-trades, les-bionic, vulnerable, in love/loved, ex/ol'skool-raver, likely toxic if consumed in MASS quantities... I LOVE UNDERWEAR
I found/find/something... Swap-Bot theraputic. I enjoy giving and so I was drawn here. I firmly believe in karma and want to share as many good vibes with my swap-mates as possible. If a package doesn't arrive or I've forgotten a 1-on-1 swap, don't hesitate to PM me so I can correct the error! I hate to disappoint anyone. You're not just names and addresses afterall, you're people.
I'm allergic to coconut and I have a medical condition that forbids me eating items with caffiene... tea on occasion is okay (I pay for it later, ehehehe, same with any of those lil' forbidden treats) but other than that nope, coffees and chocolate (weeps) are out of the question. Thanks so much for understanding. But rememeber, these are just dietary restrictions... no worries, rub my package in coffee grounds fer all I care. Apparently it's good for cellulite. Who knew?
I love the 1970s punk culture and the 1940s-50s beat movement. I like surface piercings, zombies, horror, and pole-dancing. I love traditional pin-up themes and burlesque. I'll never turn down a horror movie. EVER. I'm a pothead (I keep a roach-clip tucked away in my dreads ALL the time) and a painter. I build unique furniture out of my artworks. I thrift AND shop in independant designer boutiques. Fashion is beautiful in all its forms.
Gore is beautiful. The more mangled, the better. I am a vegetarian.
I was professional touring puppeteer for several years and at age fourteen, I was a competative and touring Highland Dancer. I was enrolled at Mary's Islanders Dance and Performance Academy as soon as I turned 3-years-old. Lorraine used to joke I could double-step (tap or clog movement) before I could walk. I played the flute, but pawned it (it was patially silver) for grocery money once. I haven't played since. I also play the guitar, though no one has ever heard it. I left all facets of performance behind due to some very bad experiences and vowed no-one would EVER see/hear me performing in any mannor again.
I also own a ukelele and can play *Paint It Black** on it. That is all.
*There are three important folks that make up MY immediate family; My fiancee, Joey (like the Ramone), mentioned already but to add several words to describe him; hot pink mohawk, torn acid-washed jeans (handed down via his father, a travelling musician), Colt45, bar fights, pothead, guitarist... The other two, our abandoned "children", adopted from CAPS (Companion Animal Protection Society), two feline beasts the age of two plague our household. The female, Edie Sedgewick in full, is a robust young lady at 6lbs and has a build akin to a bulldog. She's shorthaired despite genetics to the contrary and a tad shy about strangers. She quite affectionate but truely ruthless in battle. Also, she has an odd penchant for sitting quietly (save the purring which makes me unnerved) in the toilet. Yes. IN the toilet. Her brother (yes, we adopted twins), a one Mister Andy Warhol, is a slinky, foppish sort of thing with his long body and lower weight than his counterpart. His heritage is obviously Maine Coon, as he prissily preens his crowning glory, his lush, silky tail. I'll admit it: He's a bit of a dandy. And has an obsession with his "father", Joey, that even I find somewhat disturbing.
Edith Sedgwick Myles-Knickle died on December the 4th, 2007... my daughter/kitten is gone...
I'm open to nearly everything if it means adding another new experience to my life.
UPDATE: Though I watch little to no television, I LOVE Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, American Dad, Squidbillies, Invader Zim, Ruby Gloom, Sailor Moon ((hangs head in shame)), Winx Club ((hangs head in further shame)), AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE! Y'know... and the classics, EVERYONE loves The Ministry of Silly Walks (Monty Python is GAWD!), Fawlty Towers, Are You Being Served?, Rainbow Brite, She-Ra The Real Ghostbusters, The Original X-Men (Oooh... Remy...), Beetlejuice (Lots of brit' comedy, magical girls, shows they no longer air and cartoons!)
I have a crush on Pinhead of Hellraiser fandom and Frank the Bunny of Donnie Darko. I'm kinda' lame that way. I collect postcards and packs of unique rolling papers (I'm a pothead afterall).
I'm on a mad hunt for those old, cheap-ass Sailor Moon dolls they used to sell in variety/toy shops in all yer ol'towns, back in the early 90s, I still harbour a deep and desperate love/crush for/on Sailor Mercury and Sailor Moon (growth people... her growth her CRAZY in the series!). So ((winkwinknudgennudgesatn'moresayn'more)) (If you got that reference, you earned a cookie!)... keeping those two characters, dolls not necessary, (well, they all kick as in their own magical-girl-genre-way) would definitely win ya' brownie points.... whatever those are. Triangular brownies? Maybe? ((fights urge to run down street to comic shop in dishevelled flu-ridden mess to purchase the last Sailor Mercury keychain.... MUST REST! Haha!))
I'm a pretentious film fuck. But I collect My Little Ponies (and everything associated). Emily the Strange I'm tattoo'd (working on a sleeve based around a fate v. gamble theme) and like tits. I LOVE spider and skulls and all sorts of spooky things. BUT... I'd give and arm, a leg (and possibly and ear) for ANY and ALL things Jem and the Holograms and/or Rainbow Brite.
I've always wanted a Munny to create from kidrobot.com but they're too far and never fathomably affordable to me.
I hate food. Except plastic food/toy food/plush food/KAWAII FOOD, novelty food (bacon bandaids anyone?)... anything but REAL food. I've been living under the thumb of the skinniest, nastiest bitch in the universe for 11 years now (some folks call her Ana) and REAL food just brings about much unecessary inner turmoil. But I enjoy non-edible food... a vicarious thing, mayhaps? I work at EDAG (Eating Disorder Action Group) as a peer counseller for younger girls. I like to think my 87ish lb, 5'6" skeletal frame scares them, just a little bit. For, by the by, underwear (which I LOVE) I wear an XS.
I DO NOT like the use of established sub-cultures to create popular teen fashions. Nor am I accepting of ignorance or an unwillingness to learn in the face of ones' errors or misinformation. I love to learn. Teach me. Correct me. Let me share my useless facts and skills with YOU.
John Stamos still makes me hot and bothered and I'd fuck Ozzy in a heartbeat. Bettie Paige too, even in her crazy-old-super-christian-bag-lady years.
Likes: Kawaii grabbies, ANYTHING from The Crow except the original graphic and film,a NEON animal print or kawaii morsbag, Glommy Bear, Polkadots, oil suitable paintbrushes (which is any ol' paintbrush too me), vintage items, bold patterns and colours, strawberries, corny joke or gags (fake puke/poo, joy buzzer, blood gum... et cetera), novelties, facts, American Apparel postcards, cheap children's craft kits (my faves are hama/pearler bead kits), unique/neon/brightly coloured/odd-shaped baking/cooking items like cookie cutters/cupcake tins, spatulas, measuring spoons, icecube trays, stamps (paper and rubber if they're unique and/or edgy), rasta' colours, (always in need of as a swapper), exotic knick knacks, vinyl figures, Tarina Tarantino's jewellery arts and those inspired by them (CHECK HER SHIT OUT!), ** Alice in Wonderland ANYTHING (minus Disney... kawaii and classical illustrations are my favorites), **flavoured or unique rolling papers, canabis themed bric-a-brac, LUSH, interior design, street fashion, Demeter mini-bottle scents (I collect 'em), mixtapes, not the kind you craft with), pin-ups, burlesque themed items, french seamed stockings, a garterbelt... deep blue-tinted red lipstick (very vampy/sexy), vulger/lewd humour, sexually themed items, starkly contrasting colors, victorian patterns, empty golden frames, communist themed items ("Must crush capitalism... ragh, augh..."), anciet history, school supplies, stationary, narwhals, vintage schoolbooks, little golden books, cussing, journals, small toys, gore, horror, Bishoujo Senshi Sera Muun... er... Sailor Moon**, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness Comics, horror or zombie comics in general, BRUCE CAMPBELL!, pasties, kawaii (it's a guilty pleasure I have little access to), orange and dark aqua colour combo, gummi candy is the only food that won't make me weep, the color grey, ticket stubs, amber (the semi-precious "stone", tea, stuffies (kawaii is obviously something I'd love in this genre... though a Softimus Prime would be TRUELY AWESOME!, decotape, glitzy/neon/odd shaped pastic beads for making rave bracelets, raven/crows, leopard print, miniature items, hand-sewn items, vintage pyrex kitchenwear/supplies (50s-70s), ANYTHING CHOCOCAT, Pucca, kawaii fruit or food, Deery-Lou, San-X MAMEGOMA or Crux Japan SKULL themes, chunky, HUGE, TACKY plastic/lucite/resin/gemstone rings in bold colors (size five ring finger so adjustable would be best), monsters, Halloween, vintage/handemade aprons and potholders, traditional Catholic/Hindu iconography, cupcake themed items, mushroom themed items, oil paint (new or used, as long as there's enough left for a single brush stroke, it's good enough for me), Vishnu, homemade/organic cat toys for my two little bundles of abandoned joy, bling (yeah, you heard me right) leashes/collars/leads/harnesses for my male cat, Andy Warhol, Fangoria magazine (I never buy it for myself but I LOVE it), street fashion and art 'zines, sexy zippos/lighter cases, buddha!, small figurines of Hindu dieties, unique colouring books, home-made sewn items like stuffies, amigurumis, bags, aprons (they're works of art to me), bento boxes, kawaii memo-pads, Care Bears, BIG, THICK, false eyelashes in EVERY and any colour and style, mini-food figures/erasers, fun accessories for my ever-lengthening threadless.com, DREADLOCKS, ,Candy-inspired non-edible items, quirky jewellery like rings made to look like yer finger goes straight through an apple or strawberry... ye'know, weird shiznit, Transformers G1 AND Animated Animated Film, 2007 Movie ANYTHING (Comics, figures, stickers, notecards, collectables, toys, et cetera, 80s cartoons, Hellraiser/Clive Barker ANYTHING, big chunky fruit/food/sweets-themed pendants on chains, **AErie Boy shorts (ANY COLOUR, XS), the grotesque, really unique note-cards, Bob Marley and The Ramones memorabilia likewise in the case of much of my favor SKULLS anything!, bones, things that look like bones, Masters of Horror DVDs, Nordic mythology books, South American mythology books, Books about Hoodoo/Voodoo, Books on Buddhism, VAMPY! (not the blood-suckin' type...) the six-inch stilletos reapplying her blue-red tinted matte lipstick under neon lights, totally unattainable!, ANYTHING pertaining to the old animated Real Ghostbusters, Rainbow Brite, My Little Pony,Je and the Holograms, zombies, Beetlejuice and yesâ€¦ I too am a victim of The Nightmare before Xmas obsessees, neon/kawaii/glitterly PLASTIC chopsticks ... and any other fun bento supplies (red, orange, and green) that're cheap, dollbutts... gotta' sup'er up! Outfit her good! Like a dragster not a lunchbox... New My Little ponies (I collect 'em... an they're cheap!), Clive Barker's and Macfarlane Figures: Tortured Souls 1 and 2 sets, MAC NEON COLOURED eyeshadow and mascara (aka...wild and HIGHLY unnatural), street fashion books, gore and horror 'zines, The Second Cup/Starbucks giftcards, Heavy Metal,Fangoria and Nylon magazines (gently used is welcome!), jack-o-lanterns, baking and UNIQUE baking accesories, Douglas Coupland books,I'd love a metal-less stapler, 1/4inch tunnels/plugs, PUNK (everything about it! ...REAL punk I mean... not this fashion princess rip-off shit), ambiant light, pink/orange/red/purple twinkle lites, The new Disney Faeries... I LOVE the figurines!, posters! (I'm a poster junkie) as I've slowly made my way into a mild fashionista, any items resembling (like jewellery or plushies et cetera) of cigarettes or pot leaves, legalize it stickers, cram cream, lucky stars (I'd love a small kit to learn to make them myself), PAPERDOLLS!, cheap metal tiaras (cause I'm a muther-fucking princess), uglydolls and their ilk, anime/kawaii key-chains of any sort, lil' surprise boxes, hot pink and NEON!, loose glitter, really neat looking lighters, insence, Adbusters Magazine, punky stationary, local (to yer area) band stickers...
Speaking of Clive Barker... I'm currently coveting his shortish paperback novel "Cabal" which has proven IMPOSSIBLE to get in my city... or even province it effin' seems... (second-hand is MORE than welcome!) - AHHH! KylieJo got it for me! ... now my next project, aqcuiring the film adaptation, Nightbreed, made in the early 90s, another masterpeice in Clive Barker's horror/moral library.
My dearest ones would appreciate a treat or two on occasion like pet-pal letters, home-made cat toys, unique or souvenir guitar picks, Transformers (G1) anything... So if you, like myself, would like to chare the joy of mail with your family, PM me, I LOVE puting together gift packages for people!
Dislikes: Scrapbooking, lavender or strong floral scents, baby pink or blues, florals patterns, country kitch, socks, ATCs, overtly Christian themes (with the exception of traditional Catholic iconography...), political themes (Liberal, Green and Commie more than welcome though), conservative themes, yarn (I don't knit), cliche girlie decorative knick knaks (think glittery, princess-y, best-friend-forever crap, shiney frames...), butterflies (except the sort my cat's chase, haha), earrings (can't wear them as ears are gauged), the sort of stuff that says things like DIVA or QUEEN and is embellished with mind-numbing amounts of hot pink glitter and pink faux-fur, food... I also intensly dislike wearing pants... or any lower half-clothing for that matter! Teehee., Hot Topic Tee-Shirts (they're TOO short).... tee-shirts in general really (I like ma' clavicle), fabric, patterns or crafts involving sewing/knitting/crocheting/scrapbookingkits...
Also. I LOVE incense and essential oils. Anyone who wants to swap exotic new scent with me, PM me right away. What're you waiting for. Get too it. I feel that need to cram an envie' full of those wonderful little glory-sticks. My favorite scents are: sandalwood, green tea, grey tea, chai, coconut (I know.... allergic.... but I love the scent), myrrh, opium, frankincence, satsuma, amber, musks of all sorts, earthy scents... Hippie-kid crap. Got a need on for rose oil to calm my headaches and muscles and peppermint oil to wake me that fuck up! ^_^
I have to say it... I cannot get this one particular item where I live and if anyone swaps it with me, I will owe you my soul/first-born/one of my limbs/anything-you-fucking-want! The item: Nat Sherman Fantasia Lites Cigarettes. I will trade you ANYTHING for a single pack. Sorry, I don't smoke often, only socially and on rare occasions... but their a vice I can't quit! AUGH, Beast, covet!
*AND WHAT pray tell is wrong with having a platonic crush on a giant robot cartoon character!? Send me Starscream (G1, animated Film, 2007 Film) and yer LOVED fer'ever. No gettin' rid of me then. Like a bad 'roach infestation. Same goes for Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis for the win!) and Peter Venkman...! Or Beetlejuice. My FAVORITE and most comforting cartoons that shaped me into the freaky, blood, brains (Thank you , Krang) and ooze-loving gal I am today.
PS: Embarassing as this is... I also like/love... ((prepares for laughter and flames)) The Winx Club. It has such an innovative style! And I like the story... it's like a tolkien world with a magical girl anime aspect... ((sulks in her urinal)). I like Ruby Gloom too. I'm more grunge than gothic but it sends a cool message to kids and Misery is an AWESOME character. Period.
Congrats if you ACTUALLY read this whole mess (grammar-hippie?) and took into consideration not just my "listed" likes/dislikes... but me as a whole. Thank you.
I am forever loyal to my beloved Ramones. But close seconds are Bob Marley and the Wailers, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath (the Ozzy years), Wintersleep, Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins, unique read John Prine, Sex Pistols, Velvet Underground (with Nico), Iris DeMent, Ani Difranco, Nirvana, The Beatles, The Clash, Flogging Molly, Led Zepplin, The Moldy Peaches, Tegan and Sara, Sublime, Silverchair, The Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Metric, Hole, Queen, Tenacious D, Le Tigre, Rilo Kiley, Jeff Buckley, Cake, Ozzy Osbourne, The Dead Kennedy's, Johnny Cash, The Distillers, Etta James, Vera Lynn, Garbage, Alice in Chains, Tori Amos, Janis Joplin, Carole King, Rancid, Rob/White Zombie, Iron Maidon (don't even MENTION metallica), Bif Naked, Beastie Boys, Hole, Billy Holiday, Xtina's VAMPY/20s-inspired works, Silverchair (OLD, GRUNGE-STYLE), Siouxie and the Banshees, good ol' Danny Elfman, et cetera...
Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Hellraiser Series (excluding "Inferno"), Nightmare on Elm Street Series, The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari, The Ghostbusters 1 AND 2, Beatlejuice, Fido, Heavy Metal 1 and 2 (I'd kill for a used copy of the first one... have the other on vhs), Amelie, SLC Punk, Jules et Jim, Citizen Kane, Dr. Strangelove, Vertigo, Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, Fern Gully, Fight Club, The Transformers Movie, Watership Down, The Hobbit, The Last Unicorn, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Disney's The Sword in the Stone, The Exorcist, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, La Strada, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Notorious Bettie Paige, Rock'n'Roll High School, Resevoir Dogs, The Boondock Saints, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Clerks (View Askew, period.), The Animated Transformer's Film, G.I. Joe Animated Film, The Simpson Movie, My Neightbour Totoro especially, Mallrats, Monty Python EVERYTHING!, Tommy, Empire Records, High Fidelity, anything Miyazaki has so much as breathed on... et cetera... You know it, no one else seems to, it's a cult classic... And I prolly love it.
If your package still hasn't got SENT written next to it, it's likely still being tailored to perfection (modest, much?) or awaiting payday for postage, I apologize for those in conveniences... Everything finds it's destination soon enough though, one way... or another. ((dundunDUN))
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