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jmjelde

jmjelde
Date Joined: March 19, 2009
Last Online: November 21, 2009
Birthday: August 21, 1970
Country: USA

About Me

So here's the skinny. I'm a 39 year old female with a master's in atmospheric sciences and bachelors in physics and mathematics. I live with one fish and one chameleon in a small ohana (itty-bitty Hawaii house) that I adore. I have a small garden and way too many advocado trees. I work for the National Park Service at Haleakala National Park where I do a lot of weather stuff, which isn't exactly my job but I do it anyway. I've also worked at Yellowstone and Devil's Tower. I spent three years living in Uganda and one in Germany. I do not own a tv and read a lot. I mostly love to make stuff. Just branched into electronics (If you look on dudecraft.com for March, I did the light-up bird lamp) but I spend most of my time doing needlework: crochet and lotsa embroidery. I lean more towards geek than cute. Do a lot of embroidery patterns from the 15 and 1600's. I wrote and illustrated a very small children's book describing food webs. Hm. Is that enough?

Favorite Books

Anything by Christopher Moore and Michael Ende. I subscribe to Make and Craft magazines.

Favorite Music

Amusing music. Also I am learning to play the Ukulele.

Favorite Television

Watch way too much Nova. Sorry, but I do likes the geekery. Stuff by Joss Whedon. This is embaressing.

Favorite Crafts

Embroidery, crochet, electronics, papercutting, making furniture, murals.

Weird Obsessions

Places I haven't been. Ocean creatures. Fortunately I live in Hawaii, and they are readily available.
Lizards. Especially Chameleons. Chameleons are the most amazing things that have ever existed.
Making a Robot. I don't know why I need to make a robot, I just do. Doing things myself instead of paying for them. Complaining about my co-workers, cuz they're idiots. No, honestly. My boss threw away my lunch this afternoon. Going to libraries. Going to other libraries. Thrift shops.

Places I've Lived

Longview, WA, USA Vancouver, WA, USA Pullman, WA, USA Seattle, WA, USA Marburg, Germany Seattle, WA, USA Mityana, Uganda Iki-Iki, Uganda Kakiri, Uganda Entebbe, Uganda Seattle, WA, USA West Yellowstone, MT, USA Devil's Tower, WY, USA Pukalani, HI, USA Kula, HI, USA That's it so far.

My Stupid Life Goal

I want to live on every continent on Earth. Not just visit, but live, except for Antarctica cuz the only job they've got down there is at a bar. Done three so far, so I'm half way down. Living somewhere counts if you get mail there, have to buy towels and bathroom cleaner and if someone asks where you live, you say "there", replacing there with wherever it is. Also I want to own a house.

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Carotte rated for Teeny Tiny Stuffie Swap #8 on Nov 14, 2009
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Comment: thank you for the snail, quite unusual but cute!
sauvageblue rated for newbie welcome teabag swap on Nov 2, 2009
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Comment: Thanks for the lovely assortment of teas and the handmade envelope, smile....
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Comment: this card was funny. thank you
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Comment: Hello and thank you for the odd PC! I'm surprised it was even chosen for printing! Sorry it took me so long to register, but I have been very sick! :( Thanks again!
Rubyfreckles rated for Send anything #7 (Usa Only) on Oct 30, 2009
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Comment: thanks ... got the envie today :) interesting choice of items LOL :P
handsdown46785 rated for Send anything #7 (Usa Only) on Oct 29, 2009
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Comment: Wow... and you are right, the swap is send anything... I think that if I were not who I am, I'd be kind of ticked about getting a can of SPAM in the mail. However, I'm still laughing my butt off about getting SPAM!! I've never been SPAMed before, and now I can say that I have been!! Thanks for the laughs, I definitely needed it today... and thus why you're getting a heart, you clever one, you!!
Response: They said any thing. Spam is not a person or a place, therefore it is a thing. Besides, it is very representative of the place. You can even get spam sushis....
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Comment: Spiders with smiley faces on their butts! lol God does have a sense of humor! Thank you!
AKmamaof2 rated for newbie welcome teabag swap on Oct 27, 2009
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Comment: Love the assortments of tea. Yummy - thank you!
wolviechick121 rated for newbie welcome teabag swap on Oct 26, 2009
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Comment: Thank you for the teas! I can't wait to try them! =D I love the envelope you made for it too! Teehee. Very cute idea. =P
kaikamahine rated for Any Postcard Will Do! on Oct 22, 2009
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Comment: Mahalo nui for the cute Hawaiian Kids postcard! I LOVE those!!! I have two coloring books with the Hawaiian Kids. When I was little my mom used to say I looked like the little girl, barefoot and chubby and always laughing. Kaikamahine actually means "daughter" in Hawaiian, but good guess :) You are fortunate to live on the islands, my family is all on Oahu and Kauai. :) Thanks again, Jessica. Aloha!
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Comment: Wonderful card. That spider is really something else. I found myself showing the card to my friends. Thank you!
Response: Everybody loves a spider with a smile on its butt. Weird, eh?
ladyrn rated for Amazing Nature PC Swap on Oct 18, 2009
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Nimue rated for Funny, Unusual or Odd Postcard Swap #1 on Oct 17, 2009
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Comment: Thanks for sending the cool spider postcard. I didn't even notice the 'happy face' on it till I saw it was called a happyface spider. Thanks again!
Response: Took awhile for the biologists too. I imagine some dude in a white coat, bent over a fish tank full o spiders, going, "what the hey?"
BelleSouth rated for Any Postcard Will Do! on Oct 16, 2009
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Comment: Thank you!
toniaaa rated for Animal postcard swap on Oct 7, 2009
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missstamper rated for Autumn swap! :) on Oct 6, 2009
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Comment: Thank you for the Autumn package. I will have to check out nene info on the web with my daughter to find out more about them.
Maggles45 rated for International Mints on Oct 3, 2009
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Comment: Thank you for the mints. I really like the different tins - they are really different. Maggie
tiggerski rated for International Mints on Oct 2, 2009
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Comment: Great job, got the package today, Hugs, Karyn
Bastet rated for Coloring Page Swap on Sep 16, 2009
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Comment: Thanks
zigg13pra rated for Random Fun Stuff Swap on Sep 15, 2009
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Comment: Thanks for the awesome swap, it's a lot of FUN! I really appreciate the German cards and the rubber octopus!

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