Swap-bot Time: January 26, 2022 8:39 am


Date Joined: September 5, 2018
Last Online: January 25, 2022

Country: Finland
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If you're sending me anything larger than a thin, light weight letter from OUTSIDE THE EUROPEAN UNION, please use a customs form to declare the contents and value of your shipment! If you don't do this, I will have to fill out a bunch of forms myself, and then pay 2,90€ before I receive your package! It costs you nothing to fill out a form before sending your stuff, but it will end up costing me a ridiculous amount of money in bullshit fees if you neglect to follow the rules and regulations of international shipping. Please think of my wallet. :-(

💌 𝑴𝒚 𝒔𝒘𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒔 💌

⇢ I only host swaps for which I'm willing to angel for a swapper, should someone flake on their partner.

⇢ Not all my swaps allow newbies with no ratings to join them. If you're a total newbie, or an established swapper with a wrinkle in your rating, and therefore don't meet the rating requirement of the swap, feel free to message me! I'll gladly do the same swap privately with you. :) This is currently on hold due to the ongoing apocalypse.

⇢ Speaking of rating requirements: no matter how much you beg and plead, the rating requirements in my swaps will not budge. At all. Ever.

⇢ I always send my swaps on time, and I mark them as "Sent" on the day I've put stamps on them and left them in the outgoing mail box across the street, from which it will be collected around 4pm from Monday to Friday. However, it being the outgoing mailbox instead of the post office, the stamps on anything I send will usually NOT be canceled until a few days later, if at all, especially now that the pandemic is making a mess out of things. Naturally this is 100% out of my control, so please don't be a petty dingus about it.

⇢ Similarly, giving me a 1 with no prior communication and/or when I haven't had the chance to offer to resend the swap says more about you than it says about me.

♐️ 𝑨𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆 🌈

Hiya! I'm Neea. I'm a Finnish les🐝an in her 30s, a Sagittarius, single as heck and about to catladify myself. The only thing I'm missing are the cats.

Through my profile I might come across a bit... hm. Snarky, or rude, but I promise I'm nice. ;-; I've had people (both in real life and online) tell me that I gave them a very intimidating first impression, but that later they realised that I'm just... a socially challenged marshmallow. 😂

I'm currently an artisan student with a focus on textiles and all things yarny. Feel free to send me your leftover fabric, yarn and thread. 👀 Besides textile and fiber related things, my hobbies include painting, drawing, paper crafts, reading, writing, snail mailing, enjoying nature, traveling, roadtrips and learning about different cultures and languages. ⭐

I read mostly non-fiction, memoirs and biografies, gay romance, historical fiction and a metric shit ton of fanfiction. 😂 I also tend to re-read my favourites from my teenage years again and again and again...

I also like poetry! Do share your favourites with me. I'm hesitant to call myself a poet yet, but I do write some myself.

I love learning foreign languages! I'm currently learning Korean while trying not to forget my Latvian and everything else. 🇫🇮🇬🇧🇸🇪🇱🇻🇪🇪🇰🇷🇯🇵🇩🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷

🎨 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 ✂️

I like making things that I can use, whether it's woodworking or pottery. I made a ton of wooden spoons and other kitchen tools in a women's woodworking class, and all kinds of pots and things in a pottery class a few years ago. I always like to try new things, even if I don't end up loving it.

I like to sew, crochet and do all kinds of stuff with yarn. Like weaving things like tapestries, rugs, blankets, scarves... and I hecking love embroidery, both "old school" granny style cross stitch stuff, and the modern kind that the craft side of instagram does.

When I have the time and patience, I digitally draw things on my drawing tablet.

💌 𝑺𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒍 & 𝑨𝒓𝒕𝒔 & 𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒔 🖍


I LOVE YARN. Please send me all kinds of fun yarn. Pastel colours are great. If it sparkles somehow, I guarantee I will love it. I prefer cotton, wool of all kinds, linen, bamboo and other natural fibers - no acrylic please!

Embroidery thread, quilt kits and fabric scraps are awesome. Feel free to dump all your leftovers in my mailbox.

Snail mail supplies: letter sets, letter paper, envelopes, postcards, address labels, stickers, washi tape...

Gel and glitter pens in fun colours!

Glanzbilder or kiiltokuvat or whatever those are in English. These are not the same as whatever people call "die cuts" though. I think googling "Victorian scrapbooking" or "German scraps" will give you the right idea.

Patterned craft paper, origami paper, book pages and pretty much anything I can use in paper crafts. Even things like newspapers in different languages! 📰

Rubber stamps, clear stamps, stamped pieces of paper.


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Surrealism, symbolism and impressionism are some of my favourite art styles. Also female portraits in any style.

Indigenous art, textiles and photography!

The art of Tove Jansson, Georgia O'Keeffe, Frida Kahlo, Yayoi Kusama, Yoko Ono, Artemisia Gentileschi, Janis Rozentāls, John Singer Sargent, John William Waterhouse, Gustav Klimt, Alphonse Mucha, Claude Monet, Rudolf Koivu, Akseli Gallen-Kallela...

Kids' art! I've received some kids' drawings in swaps where a drawing or a sketch is required, and I love it. Especially if it's something weird or random.

🌙 𝑴𝒚 ~𝒂𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄~ 🌈


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  • jewel tones
  • dark berry colours
  • gold details
  • brass
  • velvet and silk

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  • pastel colours
  • violet, lavender
  • soft pinks
  • mint, turquoise, aquamarine, baby blue

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  • forest colours

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  • autumn colours


  • Foxes
  • Raccoons
  • Bunnies
  • Mice and other cute little rodents
  • Capybaras are kind of hilarious
  • Cats
  • Lynx
  • Dog breeds that have the kind of face that wolves or foxes do (so yes to shelties and shibas, no to pugs and frenchies)
  • Wolves and the rest of the Canidae family
  • BEARS. I fricking love bears.
  • Deer and other antler-y creatures
  • Hedgehogs
  • Squirrels
  • Crows, ravens, kestrels...
  • I like all kinds of cute and furry things! I prefer animals of the Northern Hemisphere though. Think Nordic, Canadian or Arctic wildlife! ❄️


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  • Twinflower (linnaea borealis)
  • Lily of the valley (convallaria majalis)
  • Harebell (campanula rotundifolia)
  • Spreading bellflower (campanula patula)
  • True forget-me-not (myosotis scorpioides)
  • Strict forget-me-not (myosotis stricta)
  • Lingonberry (vaccinium vitis-idaea)
  • Wood anemone (anemonoides nemorosa)
  • Arctic starflower (lysimachia europaea)
  • Common hepatica (anemone hepatica)
  • Wild rosemary (rhododendron tomentosum)
  • Buttercup anemone (anemonoides ranunculoides)


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  • folklore and mythology
  • goddess and angel imagery
  • feminist art and yonic imagery
  • rainbows 🌈🌈🌈
  • lesbian stuff
  • labrys
  • the venus symbol ♀
  • Sappho the OG lesbian, Emily Dickinson, Virginia Woolf, Tove Jansson, Oscar Wilde...
  • basically any gay stuff, like Keith Haring's art or life sized cardboard cutouts of Freddie Mercury (please get me one)
  • constellations, aurora borealis, planets and other space stuff
  • witchcraft, occult, all things magical
  • actresses Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Rita Hayworth...
  • vintage pin up portraits (Gil Elvgren etc)
  • 80s and 90s aesthetic
  • touristy fridge magnets (not ceramic!)
  • feminist art, zines and literature (please see my "things I don't like" for this bit though!)
  • zines in general: tiny ones, big ones, black and white, full colour, photocopied, fancy printed ones...

🎵 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄 & 𝑻𝑽 📺


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  • 70s, 80s and 90s shoujo in general is pretty neat
  • Akatsuki no Yona
  • Akira
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Doraemon
  • Emma
  • Fruits Basket
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Ghibli movies
  • Hana Yori Dango
  • Love Stage!!
  • Maple Town, Bannertail and other old and cute children's anime series!
  • My Love Story
  • Nana
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Otoyomegatari
  • Peach Girl
  • Ranma ½
  • Rose of Versailles
  • Sailor Moon
  • Shoujo Kakumei Utena
  • Yotsuba&!


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  • Alfred J. Kwak
  • Babar
  • Bannertail
  • Barbapapa
  • Care Bears
  • Cheburashka
  • Ducktales
  • Garfield
  • Jem and other 80s and 90s "girly" cartoons
  • Krtek
  • Maisy Mouse
  • Miffy/Nijntje
  • Moomins
  • My Little Pony (the 1980's series, not MLPFIM)
  • Peanuts
  • Peppa Pig
  • Peter Rabbit
  • Rilakkuma, Hello Kitty, Cinnamoroll, Kumamon and other Japanese kawaii characters
  • W.I.T.C.H.


Mostly female fronted rock bands from pop-rock to heavy metal, female singer-songwriters, female pop singers and folk musicians. Artists such as Alanis Morissette, BEHM, Britney Spears, Céline Dion, Dolly Parton, Donna Summer, Erja Lyytinen, Florence + The Machine, Halestorm, Halsey, Heart, Hedningarna, Jenni Vartiainen, Kikka, Mariah Carey, Reba McEntire, Roxette, Sade, Shania Twain, Sia, Sinéad O'Connor, Skunk Anansie, The Cranberries, Tori Amos, Värttinä, Wagakki Band, Warlock and Whitney Houston.

Feel free to recommend me music you think I might like!


  • BTS (Yoongi & Jimin are my faves ♡♡♡)
  • KARD
  • Hyuna
  • Sunmi
  • Wonder Girls
  • 4Minute
  • Blackpink
  • Monsta X
  • Wonho
  • B.A.P
  • Shinee
  • BoA
  • Mamamoo
  • Jessi
  • Hyolyn
  • Chungha
  • Everglow
  • H.O.T

I only really keep up with what BTS is doing. If you ask me how many members EXO has left or who's who in LOONA, I would have to google it, lmao.

🍓 𝑭𝒐𝒐𝒅 & 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒆𝒔 🍒


Dairy makes me shit.

I really hate sour candies.

Hate is a strong word, but it's still not strong enough to accurately describe how much I flipping hate passion fruit.


According to the International Coffee Association, each Finn consumes 12 kilograms of coffee per year. I, however, am a statistical outlier and a total weirdo amongst my fellow countrymen, since I'm not really a coffee drinker - but I do like trying fun coffee flavoured drinks, especially in summer! Some of my favourites are vanilla lattes, iced chai lattes and mint chocolate frappes. Yum! I've recently got into those "just add water" kind of flavoured instant coffee thingies; feel free to send me some!

Some tea flavours and varieties I really really like: chai, earl grey, oolong, rooibos, breakfast teas, spicy teas, caramel, vanilla, cinnamon, cardamom, Christmas-y flavour combinations... basically, any flavoured black tea or rooibos will do!

Some tea brands I like: TAZO, Stash, Pickwick Spices, Bigelow, Clipper, Twinings... and anything I can't get in Finland!

NO THANK YOU: green tea, hibiscus, rosehip, chamomille, pomegranate, passion fruit, peppermint, Nordqvist, Lipton, pyramid bags.


I like chocolate of all sorts! I especially like chocolate with bits of nuts, peanut butter, salted caramel, coconut, mint, matcha, liquorice, dried fruit etc inside it! If you send me Laima chocolate I will love you five-ever.

Those yummy nougat and nut bars!

Any vegan (or at least dairy free) snacks in general.

Liquorice, liquorice dragees, salmiakki and pretty much any kind of candy. Eucalyptus, mint, lemon... strawberry, cherry, watermelon, pineapple... all sorts of fruity flavours. Haribo Peach candies are some of my favourites! 🍑

Anything coffee or chocolate flavoured is A+++

❌ 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 ❌

Items related to Thanksgiving, Halloween, 4th of July and other American holidays. Believe it or not, I do not celebrate my country's independence in July (and even if I did, there would not be fireworks involved), nor do I go beg for candy from my neighbors in October (that's what Palm Sunday is for).

People who misspell my name, or people who straight up give me a new name because they've never seen it before so clearly it can't be a real name. ಠ_ಠ No, my name is not Neena, Neera, Negra, Neaa, Nea, Nena, Nene, or Naea. If you're literate enough to navigate this website, I expect you to be able to write four letters in the order they're supposed to be written in.

MINIONS. Get those yellow demons away from me. 👹

Most geeky stuff, such as video games, superheroes, Marvel, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Adventure Time and so on. I'm, like, super not into it. Anything related to these will just be regifted to my roomie. 😂

Cosmetic products. I don't mind sheet face masks or chapsticks, but all sorts of wrinkle cream or lotion samples are just wasted on me. I'll just throw them at my roomie.

Faux progressive politics. Don't be so open minded that you let your brain fall out.

...speaking of which: I'm a feminist but I have no use for embarrassing "Smash the patriarchy!! [picture of a fist with manicured nails]" or "Feminism is for everyone!" or "Feminists are cool!" or "Blarhgf blahrgrg the radical notion that women blahblaghfhgd" stickers and such. Miss me with that free-the-nipple nonsense. 🙄 Actual feminist art and yonic imagery is fine (as long as it's made by women!!). Think second wave. Think Guerrilla Girls, Valerie Solanas, Andrea Dworkin, Pussy Riot and all the unladylike screeching hags that men and their handmaidens love to hate. I love rocking the boat - or, more accurately, hijacking the ship, killing the captain, throwing his crew into the ocean, freeing their hostages and abandoning ship (and then sinking it or setting it on fire). I'm a hairy, unladylike lesbian who has no patience for fun, watered-down and non-threatening "hobby feminism" that requires no critical thinking whatsoever and includes, coddles and/or makes excuses for men, and my activism reflects that.

Homophobes can also heck right off. 🖕🏻

If you call me q---r I will consider it hate speech and report you. Don't send me stuff with that word in/on it. The same goes for b----, c---, f----- and any other nasty word that a nasty person might use to describe me. I have not "reclaimed" any of them.


Comment: Ah, thank you so much! I loved everything!!!!
Comment: Thank you thank you thank you. I opened the ATC you sent and was blown away. I loved the tiny bookbag and using it for the interactive part was great. And even having the little books inside. My daughter reminded me of making little books when she was in grade school and "selling" them to other students for bottle caps. It's the little details that make you remember the past and present. Well done I hope to swap with you again sometime.
Comment: Absolutely beautiful stickers and envelopes. Thank you so much!
bluebear rated for SIE: ADVENT CALENDAR #2 on Nov 27, 2021
Comment: Thank you for my beautifully wrapped items, i cannot wait to open them xx
petitzouzou rated for ⭐ TEA TIME #34 ⭐ on Nov 23, 2021
Comment: Hello Neea Thankyou for your tea bags. the water is heating up, i try first Orange Arugambay ,look tasty !
renmagpie rated for AO: November Theme Swap - Autumn on Nov 22, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much for this ATC! I can tell that you put a lot of care into it, and I love receiving things that I don't often get, like this embroidery. Thank you, too, for the great note. xoxo
HadesMonster rated for blind, quick tea swap 18 on Nov 21, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much for the tea! They are amazing!
sjbult rated for ESO Advent Calendar - Sticker Sheets on Nov 18, 2021
Comment: Thank you for the lovely wrapped advent gifts. This was so fun to do
photovivie rated for SIE: ADVENT CALENDAR #6 on Nov 16, 2021
Comment: Thank you (:
derakisu rated for TAC : Intl ATC RC #3 on Nov 15, 2021
Comment: My heart basically stopped for a couple of beats there with that Hozuki ATC. It's so beautiful and you captured that very stoic expression of his lol ! I don't know if you used chiyogami or origami paper for the background but the pattern is beautiful. Thank you so sooo much for this one !
derakisu rated for TAC : Intl ATC Fav anime/manga #2 on Nov 15, 2021
Comment: Cowboy Bebop is one of my favourites too ! (Will you give the Netflix adaptation a try...?) Love the ATC with Faye and Ein : love your colouring skills as always and marvelling at all the little highlights details. Thank you so much !
Comment: Thankyou so much!! I love the bingo game, what a fun idea! :D The crochet coasters are awesome and looking forward to trying the liquorice toffee, I have never had a liquorice toffee before. xx
Comment: I love the stickers and decorated envelope! Thank you!
Comment: Sounds like you are happy with shorter hair, glad it worked out
Comment: These three cards are great! Thanks so much and take care.
rkassman rated for 🏰 History ATC #15: 1910s 🏰 on Nov 4, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much, I love this Titanic themed ATC! And the wrapping was perfect - I think the smell must have disappated during its travels :)
pahasiga rated for ESO Advent Calendar - ATCs on Nov 2, 2021
Comment: Thank you for my little gifts! Can't wait to open them!
loveretro rated for SIE: ADVENT CALENDAR #5 on Oct 29, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much for your lovely package ! can't wait to open the advent gifts in December ! Have a nice weekend !
photovivie rated for SIE: ADVENT CALENDAR #4 on Oct 29, 2021
Comment: Thank you so much!
Apelser rated for LSRUS: Three Letter Sets-Int’l on Oct 24, 2021
Comment: Thank you for the awesome letter sets that you sent me. I absolutely LOVE everything. I wish I could give you a hundred hearts.

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photovivie on Dec 16, 2021:

Thank you very much for the advent calendar packages I could open the last four days! I love the sheets of lettersets you sent me! And the postcards are awesome! Merry Christmas 🌲

Aeon on Jun 10, 2021:

Thank you for angeling the Tea and Stickers swap! I love the teas and stickers you sent! ❤️

addieixmarie on May 21, 2021:

Neea, I just received your angel card for your swap Song Lyrics ATC #2! Wow! It is just beautiful in every single way, I can't wait to listen to the song, the lyrics are beautiful. I am so grateful and appreciative that you angeled this swap for me! That truly made me so happy. Thank you so much again! Sending hugs to you my friend! <3 Addie

SarahJ603 on Apr 14, 2021:

I have to let you know that your profile is by FAR the most entertaining I have ever read. <3

arimails on Mar 28, 2021:

Haiku for You

Thanks for joining :)

A lovely Spring day// All the flowers are blooming// The sun shines so bright

Intrinzica on Mar 28, 2021:

Haiku for You

Neea in Finland, This short Haiku is for you, Have a lovely Spring!

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Love Bonnie <3

Junkjournalsandwords on Mar 27, 2021:

Haiku for you 🌼 blue skies above me wind blowing in my black hair sings songs to my soul

NotsoNewbie2020 on Mar 22, 2021:

Pink yarn, macrame 
weaves across my kntting loom
All is well I knit.
dancingtiger on Mar 20, 2021:

Haiku for You making wooden spoons is something I love to do
crafty obsession dancing tiger

Intrinzica on Mar 20, 2021:

Haiku for You




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