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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: October 8, 2024
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

I believe you can learn all you need you know about a person by how they treat the waiter/waitress, how they treat animals, and if they return their cart to the stall.

As of late, I've noticed more and more issues with delayed deliveries by the USPS. Please be patient and I'll do the same. I'm always willing to resend if a swap does not arrive.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. She passed away in Jan 2020, but she is still my baby, hence my username. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta, and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, seahorses, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me. I like animals more than most people, which is why I spend lots of time introvert-ing with my cats.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and spoons.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, a mental health advocate, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer. Some people may warn their children about people like me because I'm heavily tattooed and pierced. But I promise I'm harmless.

I am impossible to offend. The raunchier, the better. I love adult coloring books (by which I mean curse words, sexual innuendo, offensive themes). I love jokes about religion and stereotypes. If it is taboo and something that people usually whisper about, there's a good chance I'm laughing at it. While I like to laugh at things that most people dislike, I don't condone hate speech or cruelty. Do what you like as long as you don't hurt anyone else.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in the Lewis Carroll version with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest. I am also a member of Postcrossing.com.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies/TV/Music

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space, most anything from the MCU

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

I love Fleetwood Mac.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy. I just finished "Spare" by Prince Harry (Can I still call him that?). I'm not obsessed with the royals but I was curious to see what he had to say. It was interesting, but not riveting.

Swap Interests

You can get a pretty good idea of my interests by taking a glance at the groups I'm a member of. I really like learning paper crafts (especially one page wonders), mail art, profile surprises, coloring collaborations, postcard exchanges, and making lists.

I appreciate when someone takes the time to personalize a swap or includes a special tuck in. I don't hold hearts hostage based on this, I recognize the hard work that goes into every swap.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious
  • TED talks

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I'll take new, storebought, freebies, ads, homemade, and Zazzle cards. I have no preference if it is naked or in an envelope. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. I like postcards from foreign countries (preferably in their language), tourist cards, unusual places, something you made yourself, a card you made yourself that represents one of my interests (for instance, the Appalachian State University logo, a bottle of Magic Hat #9, a TPS report, or a Canadian flag). And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

Dislikes

  • having my name misspelled
  • people singing along with the radio/karaoke
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • the color gold
  • bags of any type
  • friendship books/sheets
  • slams, exchange slips, inchies
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • religion
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)
  • anything that pertains to babies, having babies, weddings, “kiddish” items, teaching stickers
  • politics
  • bullying, cruelty, bigotry

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents, and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

9O96O rated for AMA Pass & Paste #118 Sept on Oct 5, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for rkassman's homer. I got to work on it right away and just finished it. I'll have it in the mail tomorrow. Rachel is great at responding when her homers get to her....So nice to hear that you love Canada. And thanks for the kudos on the craft stats on my profile. Crafting keeps us healthy! 🤗
Aleesha rated for AMA: Inkbox card - no paper! on Oct 2, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the lovely ink box card made with fabric, ribbon, netting and a feather. It finally reached me after the envelope was damaged by USPS and they put it in a plastic bag to deliver to me. The ink box card and your note were undamaged though so all is good - thank you so much!
Response: Wow! I'm glad to hear that it finally made it to you. I would have hated for that to be lost in the mail. I'm glad you like it!
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Comment: Thank you for your list and the Stellar Jay - we don't get them in this region - Happy Swapping!
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Comment: Au pairing was quite the experience - I’m really glad I did and I learned a lot through it! But it’s also great to be back home 😌 Thanks for the note!
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Comment: Thanks!
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Comment: Really nice! That vintage historical site especially! Thanks very much for everything including that cool little extra!❣❣❣
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Comment: Beautiful Alice in Wonderland card. Thank you.
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Comment: Great pcs. Thanks
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Comment: Thank you. Great quote.
peachesandlola rated for Coloring Collab 2024 #9 on Sep 17, 2024
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Comment: Love the gel pens!
isabellasnow rated for PH: Scavenger Hunt for PCs #273 on Sep 15, 2024
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Comment: Hi Sherra! Thank you so much for the wonderful bunch of cards you sent to fulfill this swap. My fav? That sweet little dog from the winery, of course!
KIllerMal rated for Animal PC Swap #4 on Sep 14, 2024
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Comment: Thanks for the lovely card with the cat, hugs to your little ones ♡ Your birthday seemed like a special and intimate day ♡ thanks for the wishes :)
Annydot rated for YTPC: 1 PG WONDER FOLIO INTL on Sep 14, 2024
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Comment: Lovely color scheme and design. Thank you!
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Comment: I loved your letter!! Thank you! I will be working on a reply😊
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Comment: thanks Sherra!
ArtfulFig rated for List Lovers Swap on Sep 2, 2024
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Comment: I loved reading your list! It was so much fun.
ARTG33K74 rated for WIYM: ANIMAL ART POSTCARD SWAP #1 on Sep 2, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the lovely postcard! The snails in the snail mail near me got it to me just recently so they must have been reading it. ☺ ♥ ☺
Mystyne rated for CPG: ALL WHITE ATC (USA) on Sep 1, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the lovely white ATC. I haven't been to The World of Coca-Cola but I want to plan a trip.
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Comment: Thank you for the fun PC and your note. We do indeed need more flavor around the mailbox! 🐪
ktk8 rated for AMA Pass and Paste # 117 August on Aug 30, 2024
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Comment: Hi received the pass and paste card....what fun to add to....thank you! and many hearts to YOU......

Rating Overview

Overall Hearts Stars Hosted
5.0000 1347 5 5
Completed Fives Threes Ones
1148 1863 0 0
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Comments

Byn0604 on Aug 18, 2024:

hi

MarHelene on Aug 12, 2024:

Thank you for sending back the Coloring Colab card. Believe it or not, but this is the first, ever, to come back to me!

wolfeagle on Aug 9, 2024:

Thank you so much for working on this Collaboration PC. I love the thread/fabric overlay.

wolfeagle on Oct 23, 2023:

Thank you so much for the ephemera and blank ATC coins that you sent for the Send to the person above you tag. They will be great to use in some art.

LauraM540 on Oct 8, 2023:

Thanks fo the Alice themed envelope from the PF Tag!

MuggleMom on Sep 1, 2023:

So happy to see you in the Purple Craze group!

xx

MuggleMom

ladyaries7 on Oct 29, 2022:

Thanks so much for the note, postcards and stickers from the swap tag us tag! :)

lilmissthrifty on Oct 2, 2022:

Thank you Satis Human. I love all the notecards and will put them to good use. Happy mail day!!!

lunatenchi on Sep 16, 2022:

Sherra, thank you so so much for your letter and goodies! Alice in wonderland is great!! lolol <333

iowa05 on Sep 13, 2022:

Sherra!! 💕 Thank you so much for the sweet, chunky package of goodies for the 'Send to the Person Above You' trade. I loved everything - especially the holographic stickers and floral bookmark. 😉 You're a gem!

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