About Me
Hi there,
I'm a research and development chef, which means I get to play with my food and come up with new products. I specialize in special dietary needs, such as gluten-free, lactose-free, diabetic-friendly, etc.
I love to run, swim, ski, knit, cook, read, swim, swim, travel, swim, and swim. I love anything to do with the ocean.
I lived in Japan from 1997 to 2005. I moved back to Canada for about 9 months in that period, but I just couldn't stay away from Asia. I've traveled extensively throughout Southeast Asia and the Middle East, and I'd go back in a heartbeat.
I don't smoke and I don't have any pets, so the packages I send out are smoke and fuzz-free.
I am pretty easy to please. I love anything made by you for me. As for my Etsy favourites, many of them are sold the second I click 'favourite', but they are often relisted by the seller.

Favorite Television
Cracker, Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Office, Arrested Development, Law and Order (I have a crush on Lupo, hahaha), CSI marathons (I'm useless when they're on).
How to make me happy
If you send me any of the following, I'll be a happy lady:
plain dark chocolate, Reese's Peanut Butter cups, (but not Reese's Pieces), anything vanilla, natural fibre (except for lovely alpaca, it makes me itch and gives me splotchy skin... sadness) yarn (in any colour), flavoured coffee (except Irish Creme or anything with coconut), post cards (especially Anne Taintor, or anything Anne Taintor), kitsch, retro anything, anything with stars (I love stars!!!), super-tacky Elvis souvenirs - especially of older, fatter, greasier Elvis (if it makes you want to scream and run away in terror, then you're close to what I'm looking for), books from my Amazon wishlist (used is all right!), anything Johnny Cash, bamboo knitting needles, and recipes.
Not really interested in
raisins (they make my tongue go numb), alpaca (again, sadness!!) coconut, fruit-flavoured chocolate, nuts in chocolate (I'm not allergic; I prefer nuts in savoury dishes), candy (except gummy bears and Starburst fruit chews), overtly religious material trying to convert me or save my heathen soul (I'm happy you've found enlightenment or have been saved, but please respect my beliefs or non-beliefs - my soul is just fine), overly cute stuff, etc... if you have any questions, just ask me.
Ratings
Response: I thought I had responded to this, sorry! Yes, that is correct... I haven't had live octopus. But I would try it! Thank you for rating!
Response: Ha! I spilled the beans too early. Yuo. I haven't eaten live octopus... yet. Thanks for rating! xo
Response: Haha, nope! I did that! It was pretty crazy. I spent the summer of 2004 travelling through the Middle East. The two Danish men were part of my travel group, and they were HEAPS of fun. The lie was the live octopus one... although I have been there, I didn't get to try it. Thanks for rating! xo
Response: Haha... it's true! I was there in 2002. It was AMAZING!!! I definitely stood out... I had to throw out the sandals I was wearing when I left Burma; there was no way I was ever going to get the fish smell off them. The lie was the live octopus one. Although, I have been to Che-ju. Thanks for a fun swap and the rating! xo
Response: You win!!! I have been to Che-ju, but I didn't eat the live octopus. I would have, don't get me wrong... I just didn't have the chance. Thanks for the rating! xo
Response: Thank you! Do you think my tinfoil helmet will block out both the voices and the meteorites? I hope so. Thanks for joining the swap. I hope to see you in Round 4! xo
Response: I also make bagels out of fresh beagles. Once you get past the barking, they taste delicious. Thanks for joining the swap... I hope to see you in Round 4! xo
Response: Polo!!! When I was in junior high and high school, all the preppy boys wore Polo cologne. I can still smell it. I think it's become part of my DNA and RNA. Thanks for joining the swap! Hope to see you in Round 4! xo
Response: Thank you for joining my swap! I hope you had fun; see you in Round 4! xo
Response: I like it when things go completely off the rails. Thanks for joining my swap! I hope to see you in Round 4! xo
Response: Thank you for joining! I hope you had fun, and please keep your eyes peeled for round 3!
Response: Hahaha! I hear that a lot... almost daily. Fortunately, my coworkers and colleagues are similarly skewed. Thanks for joining... look around for round 3!
Response: I hope you show up for round 3... sometime in the new year, I hope! Thank you for joining!
Response: I will get my lollipoppin' shoes ready! I'm glad you had fun... thank you for joining!
Response: Hooray! I'm glad you had fun. I hope you show up for round three!
Response: I'm almost out of haiku postcards. Boo. I'm thinking although she has a freakishly large head, it's full of air and Mariah Carey songs, so she'll float. Like a duck. xo
Response: I love that quote. It cracked me up; although I haven't met dulci yet, I can hear her saying it! xo
Response: hooray! Wow, that got there fast! I'm so glad that you enjoyed it, and I really hope you have fun here on Swap-bot. xo
Response: Thank you! I'm definitely the funniest person on Swap-bot. And the most modest. I can't even begin to imagine how honoured you are to have the opportunity to rate me. It's like touching a star...
Seriously, I'm glad you had fun. It was a great giggle and I'm absolutely thrilled with how it took off. I hope you join my next swap! xo
Response: I also deserve cash, a new car, and unlimited credit at the bookstore of my choice. But I'll settle with the heart and star, I guess. I don't really have much of a choice now, do I? Hmm. Thanks for nothing.
xo Jaichan ~ please join any future swaps I host!
Comments
Just stopping by to say hi from a fellow Crowded House/Finn fan! Wish there were more of us around :)
Saying Hello from the Philippines! : )
Isn't it time for the annual "I would join this swap if..." swap? :D
...just popping in to say hi, and hoping life is treating you wonderfully!
I was just thinking of you today and thinking I need to send you another card!!! You must have heard me! :D I wish you were here, too. I'd love to meet you! Maybe someday. Also, I will be sending out another card to you soon! ♥
I received the PEI postcard yesterday! Thank you!!! It was lovely to see Green Gables again. I will be sending you another Savannah one soon! :) (wow, look at all the !!!s in this message!) ;)
Oh, I'm so glad it reached you! I have more to send along, too. :) Thank you SO much for thinking of me on your trip coming up to PEI. If I could live anywhere, it would be there (except maybe in winter. Brrrr!) I'm looking forward to hearing from you. Have fun and all the best to your best friend for a very happy wedding and marriage. ♥
Just dropping by to say hi...
blessings, Gypsy
I just noticed that you are going to offer them hand towels. Lol... after you have them take off all of their wet clothes, right? Smart girl!
Doink, Doink!
Oooh... Bobby Goren. Don't you just want to hug that teddy bear? He is very sexy with that giant brain of his. He's my favorite!
I liked Jeremy Sisto when he was the crazy guy on "Six Feet Under", and what can you say about Jeff Goldblum? His entrance after getting Crazy Julie Brown's makeover in "Earth Girls are Easy" almost made me pass out.
Has Steve Earle's concert already happened? I am so jealous.