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Date Joined: June 24, 2012
Last Online: April 4, 2020
Birthday: February 24
Country: United States
Smadronia's Place

Steph In a Nutshell

Profile Updated 26 June 2019

I currently have a structured, actual schedule, job now, and as a result, I don't check Swap Bot much between Tuesday and Saturday afternoon. If I know I have a swap due, I'll check in, but if you message me about something, don't be surprised if I don't respond for a few days. My work week is 4 11 hour days, and it's work and sleep and little else during that time.

I'm Stephanie, a former truck driver. I spent 11.5 years behind the wheel before giving it up in late 2018 to take a desk job. I am not a shipping and receiving clerk. I get to give drivers the side eye now, which is a nice change. I live in my childhood home on a cattle ranch with my partner of 14 years, who also drives; my grandmother, a retired English teacher; and Mozzie, my fluffy white cat. There are 2 tanks of fish in the house, one goldfish, one live bearing tropicals. We also have a German Shepherd, Kody, who's tennis ball crazy.

I'm @starhiker s daughter, in case you wonder about the interactions between us. We don't live near each other, but sometimes we end up partners in a swap.

I make a concentrated effort to keep all pet hair out of my swaps. Mozzie has fine white fluff that gets into everything. All swap items are inspected and wiped down (if they can be) before boxing, and I keep packaging away from the pets.Be warned though, that a few hairs may still slip in.

Mr. Mozzie Mozzie On His Leash

Being on the road meant that I had to give up pretty much every hobby I had, minus anything that could be done on a laptop. It's tough to have hobbies or crafts when you live in a space smaller than a walk in closet with someone else day in and day out. Now that I'm home, I've taken up fused glass, often called kilnformed glass. I make a lot of small tea dishes, and occasionally art pieces with it.

I'm most active here doing book related swaps for my Book group, Carpe Librum.


I'm new to Zentangling, and I think I'm hooked!

My old likes was mostly in paragraph form, and I think people might have been tired of reading it. So I'm going to try for a list this time

  • Purple
  • Black
  • Blue
  • Red, especially dark red
  • Rainbows
  • Sun/Moon/Star themes
  • Forests
  • Flowers (all kinds)
  • Rivers/Lakes/Oceans/General bodies of water
  • Sparkly Things
  • Glow in the Dark
  • Washi Tape (deco tape is fun too)
  • Cows
  • Buffalo (American Bison)
  • Moose
  • Elk
  • Cats (big and small)
  • Dogs (especially German Shepherds)
  • Butterflies
  • Dragons
  • Mermaids
  • Keychains
  • Zentangle
  • Bandages/Plasters (all colours and styles)
  • Pinups
  • Fireworks (photos, postcards, etc)
  • ATCs
  • Hand crafted Items
  • Book Themed Items
  • Classic Cars
  • Big Trucks (semis/tractor trailers/big rigs/18 wheelers)
  • Tea (all flavors)
  • Hello Kitty
  • Jetoy
  • Postcards (all kinds)
  • Notecards (all kinds)
  • Video Games (classic 80s especially)
  • World of Warcraft - Horde & Alliance, Night Elves, Pandas, Warlocks, Priests, and Monks especially
  • Fallout Universe (Only played 4, but I love the world)
  • Heroes of the Storm, and other BLizzard games
  • articles on writing
  • pens (all kinds)
  • notebooks
  • Fuzzy socks (those one size fits most fit me fine)
  • Pagan related items
  • Things associated with Buddhism

I aspire to be a published writer one day, so writer related items are always welcome. Right now I'm trying to write in the Young Adult genre, but that may change in the future.

I also have to list quirky items, and funny ones. That's kinds of subjective, but I do like things that are offbeat or oddball. One of my favorite items I have is a square beaver made of felt, and one of my favorite postcards is a 1950s era photo with the words "he couldn't be a distant memory soon enough."

I'm also not offended by coarse language or nudity. I'm a truck driver, I talk like a truck driver, and my household is well over the age of 18, so we can handle nudity.

Dislikes/Please Don't Send

Thankfully, this listis pretty short. I'm allergic to scented things, and artifcial sweeteners. If you can avoid sending either, I would appreciate it. I understand I'll run into these things from time to time, especially in sender's choice swaps, and I do regift these items to friends and family members where appropriate.

I've worn the same earrings for 13 years now. I don't generally change them out, but if you send me earrings, I have a 21 year old cousin who will probably get them & love them.

I hate Sponge Bob with a vengeance. I have no idea why.

I don't sew or embroider, so those items (fabric, lace, ribbon, floss) are lost on me. I do try to regift anything like that, so it won't go to waste, but it usually sits around gathering dust for a while before I find a home.

I'm an eclectic pagan, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't send me religious items, unless the swap calls for it.

My family doesn't do much with Christmas, that season has been filled with a lot of trouble and loss for us. However, I know many other people do, and so when the Christmas season rolls around, I am not surprised, nor am I offended to get religious things. It's part of the season. The rest of the year though, I'm not a fan.

For these things, if you miss this section and send me something that I'm not able to use, I'm not going to rate you down for it. I do have limits though, if it's a goodies from your profile swap, and someone sends a Jesus head air freshener, sugar free candies, and and note telling me I'm going to hell, then I'll take offense.


I go through a lot of books: paper, ebook on my nook, and audiobooks. Being a truck driver means I spend a lot of time driving, and a lot of time sitting around, waiting to get unloaded. It's prime listening/reading time. I average 4-6 books a month, mostly fiction, although I try for a non fiction book every month, usually around homesteading/survival/self sufficiency.

I'm one of those people who has very few favorites, not because I love so many books I can't choose, but because I just don't. However, I have settled into a pattern of what I like to read:

  • Paranormal
  • Fantasy
  • Science Fiction
  • Young Adult

Young adult is vague, as so much goes on there now. It's also why I read it: most of the interesting things are happening in the Young Adult market right now. I have a soft spot for paranormal and dystopian young adult novels.

Want to know which authors I like best? The names in parenthesis are book titles Adult Authors:

  • Jacqueline Carey (Kushiel's Dart) * This is the closest thing to a favorite book for me

  • Lyda Morehouse (Archangel Protocol)

  • Richelle Mead (Succubus Blues)

  • Karen Marie Moning

  • Mercedes Lackey (Magic's Pawn)

  • Kelly Mccullough (MythOS)

Young Adult Authors:

  • Richelle Mead (Bloodlines)

  • Tamora Pierce (Alanna)

  • Suzanne Collins (The Hunger Games)

  • Roald Dahl (Matilda)

My book dislikes are short. I'm not a fan of literary fiction, the symbolism and meaning goes right over my head. Horror stories are not my thing either, I don't like to be scared. I'm not a huge fan of modern romance novels. I also dislike Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey.

I'm a co-founder in Carpe Librum, a group dedicated to books of all kinds. If you like book themed swap, please come join us!



There are a few things I would really love to receive, but I don't expect anyone to send.

  • Truck Things (postcards, notecards, stickers, etc)

  • Johnny Cash Postcards (sent naked or in an envelope)

Mailing etc

If you haven't received anything from me, and a reasonable amount of time has passed (3 weeks US, 6 weeks international) please let me know. I don't mind doing a resend.

Waiting on a rating? Let me know. I try to set my mail on one part of my desk, and rate on the weekends when I don't work, but sometimes mail falls off my desk, or someone brings the mail and sets it on my couch, which likes to eat it. I'm not trying to ignore anyone purposefully, so just drop me a message and I'll go hunt your mail down.

Swapping is supposed to be fun, but it's also a commitment we all need to follow through on. If you're going to be late sending, please let me know before the swap deadline has passed. I understand that everyone is human; sometimes things come up and you can't send on time. I'm willing to be cool, within reason. We can work something out in most cases, although if you don't hold up your end, I reserve the right to rate according to Swap Bot rules.


tootiredtothink rated for Get in the habit! #4 on Apr 1, 2020
Comment: This was amazing! I love WoW, so reading fanfiction about it was awesome.
ttbishop rated for Get in the habit! #3 on Mar 28, 2020
Comment: OMG. Thank you! I slept through yesterday too, and sent mine just now! oy. Thanks again. Glad you're keeping up the writing habit!
Eclectonote rated for CL: February Reading Log - Paper on Mar 28, 2020
Comment: Great reading log. Your descriptions of the caffeine and 6 glasses books led me to put them on my reading list.Thanks for your thorough and thoughtful reviews!
Comment: Hi! I got the postcard today, so I'll send it off in the next round! Thank you for extra postcard too! Have a great day!
Comment: Thanks for sharing!
ttbishop rated for Get in the habit! #2 on Mar 20, 2020
Comment: Glad you're writing! Keep it up!
KSENiA rated for CL: February Reading Log - Electronic on Mar 19, 2020
Comment: Thank you for sharing.
Comment: Thank you for sharing. I really got to find Death Wins a Goldfish.
CherryBlossomLady rated for Get in the habit! #1 on Mar 14, 2020
Comment: Thanks for sending me an EXTRA read on this swap! Loved your characters and the general vibe of your story- you have a talent!
Allylu rated for CL: What Are You Reading? on Feb 26, 2020
Comment: Love the Pooh card! Sounds like an interesting read.
Allylu rated for CL: January Reading Log - Paper on Feb 24, 2020
Comment: I'm sorry for all the trials you have had to go through! What a time for a furnace to kick out! Thank you for the great reviews.
Comment: Thanks for sharing!
Comment: Oh my gosh, thank you so much for your January Wrap Up video, I loved it!
KSENiA rated for CL: January Reading Log - Electronic on Feb 14, 2020
Comment: Thank you for sharing. Actually it was nice to hear you voice for a change.
PrettyAlice rated for 2020 New Year Mini Zine on Feb 4, 2020
Comment: Thanks for the resend! I love the T-Rex stamp too!
jogreene00 rated for Get rid of that PC Swap on Jan 25, 2020
theevidenceisme rated for Get rid of that PC Swap on Jan 16, 2020
Comment: Hahaha...I looked at the front of the card and thought the same thing. Why didn't they print it the other way around?
ScrapHappyGabi rated for Get rid of that PC Swap on Jan 15, 2020
Comment: haha!! omg this is so fun! Thanks for sending this great PC to me! Dinosaurs and WWII - LOL! has to be the best comic EVER!!
Murmuration rated for Get rid of that PC Swap on Jan 15, 2020
Comment: Thanks for the postcard!
Sagebrushs rated for Get rid of that PC Swap on Jan 13, 2020
Comment: Thank you.

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SeleneW on Mar 14, 2020:

Happy Pi Day!

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Rosa1 on Dec 24, 2019:

Merry Yule to you!

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Freyja on Dec 23, 2019:

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MisplacedfromPA on Dec 19, 2019:

Thank you so much for my Christmas card Advent # 5 swap. Snowflake stickers, a notecard and the cutest little sticker flakes. Merry Christmas.

Mimosagirl on Nov 26, 2019:

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I forgot to add the swap name to my CPG Give Thanks profile bling - usa only. I apologize for that and thank you for the rating. Have a wonderful week!

marinda on Nov 26, 2019:

Happy Thanksgiving!

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