WystericalViolets

PLEASE NOTE THAT APART FROM THE SWAP ON MY PROFILE, I AM NO LONGER TAKING PART IN SWAP BOT DUE TO A MASSIVE WORKLOAD SO PLEASE NO REQUESTS FOR PRIVATE SWAPS. THIS PAGE IS BEING KEPT FOR FRIENDS HERE TO CONTACT ME OR IF I RETURN.

I am a child of the 80s and live in the UK in Devon. It's a land of ponies, beaches, fat fecking seagulls so big they have tattoos, and cow poo.

I make my living making funny words and shiny things which sounds so glam but honestly, I spend most days hunched over a laptop wearing my bear hoodie and shouting at random objects.

I can cross my toes, puke on command (no fingers or anything, it's just a talent), and sleep in random places and spaces.

I use my username as my mail name for here. Partly security, partly so I know it's a swap. Never have issues with with but if you prefer my name, gimme a PM.

I live with a small white ball of rage and my Father the Overlord.

80s toys and movies,

Kawaii,

Momiji Dolls,

Smash books,

Socks,

Roses,

Stars,

Fimo and Fuwa clay and accessories,

Headphones,

Bath and body works hand gels,

Bubble bars,

Montagne Jeunesse and My Beauty diary face masks,

Wax tarts in bakery and candy scents,

Christmas,

Sanrio,

Blythe,

Re-Ment,

Alice in Wonderland,

Peanut butter in Chocolate,

Rabbits,

Rainbows,

Tokidoki,

Comics,

Animation.

Disney stuff (Apart from Alice in Wonderland),

Toiletries (Am overstocked),

Coffee and aniseed items,

Any attempt to spread faith (Sending me a card with a Cross on for example I have no issue with, it's when someone attempts to convert me. For the record, I lean towards wicca and agnosticism),

Brooches,

Scraps of paper, feathers, etc. I tend to stick with smash stuff.