Fur baby mom, chemist, dog lover, science geek, gun owner, spunky, paper book reader, partnered up with a tattooed total bad ass, a self-proclaimed paper addict, and am an advocate of the federal legalization of cannabis.

I am here to have fun. I'm not easily offended. I actually get a kick out of the nude, rude, crude, perverted, vulgar, and dark humored. I enjoy the different, bizarre, weird, and totally inappropriate. However, I will not tolerate racism, homophobic language, religious pressure, bigotry, violence, or the rhetoric currently spewing from the White House or the idiot some call a president.

I obviously dislike the mistreatment towards animals, children, the disabled, and the elderly. I can't stand bullying, the greedy, irresponsible, negative spirits, the ungrateful, liars, bad drivers, and soul suckers.

I love your creativity!!

My last name is COFFIN, so if you have anything coffin related that you'd like to share, please feel free to do so! Thank you.

WISHLIST

• Juxtapoz, Hi Fructose, Giant Robot, Somerset Studios or Art Ltd Magazine Images/and or the magazine.

• Vintage, Foreign book pages (preferably non-English)

• Bookmarks! Freakin love'm. Just joined International Friends of Bookmarks. Yes, it's a thing. Don't judge.

• Printed photos of cemeteries, trees, abandoned places, or libraries. The older the venue, the better.

• Vintage Chemistry, Science, Sewing, library, and/or ephemera

INTERESTS/LIKES

(Below: Art of Eldar Zakirov)

• DOGS!
• Nature, trees, botanicals, mushrooms, mountains, rain
• Spiders and spider webs
• Macabre; coffins, cemeteries, headstones, hearses, morgue, mortuary, undertaker
• Science! Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Meteorology
• Periodic Tables of Elements, beakers, flasks, molecular structures
• vintage typewriters, cameras, and photography
• American Muscle Cars from the 60's & 70's

• Albert Einstein & Abe Lincoln
• vintage robots/rockets/space/science fiction
• vintage black and white photos and postcards
• Mid-Century, vintage, retro paper products, ads, themes, fashion, etc

CRAFTS

I love to get lost in my creativity. I like to try all forms of art. I like mixed media, handmade bookmarks & postcards, vintage ephemera, weathered book pages, embellishments, paper crafts, vintage black and white photos & postcards, good quality handmade things, paper & postcards in foreign languages, stitched paper crafts, card making supplies, ATCs, and junk journals. I love to upcycle and recreate. I reuse packaging when I can and I save creative envelopes to use in my junk journal.

I am interested in altered tins, flip books, zines but have not dabbled in them yet.

DISLIKES

I'm not fond of social media, monkeys/apes (they totally creep me out), chocolate, Disney, coffee, clowns, cute/child stickers, smell of cigarette smoke, rodents, and snakes. Please do not send me anything religious or political unless swap specific.

I pledge to rate. Not rating is almost as bad as flaking, in my opinion. If you haven't received a rating from me, chances are, I haven't received it. Also, I check my ratings to track swap receipts. If you haven't rated me, I will contact you to ensure receipt of my swap.

This is mostly for my own reference:

Flakers:

@AquariusLady8886 (Megan) for Cardboard PC-Not Cereal or Cookie Box April 2019-Angeled by (Harmony) @CookieMomster78 August 2019-Thank you!!!

@Ansjas8987 (Amber) for Minimally Processed 'Found' Bookmark June 2019-NO Angel

@abcdefgxyz12367985 (Elizabeth) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel

@Jaimella (Jaimella) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel