Swap-bot Time: August 19, 2019 1:24 am


Date Joined: June 24, 2008
Last Online: August 18, 2019
Birthday: September 2
Country: United States

About Me

My name is Angela. I'm forty, but consider myself an older soul, even though I feel much younger. Make sense? I used to be married to a tattooed total bad ass, now I'm just happy. I have no children but am a mom to two very cool rescue dogs. I work full time and am working on my second degree in Chemistry.

I'm a dog lover, science geek, gun owner, paper book reader, a self-proclaimed paper addict, and am an advocate of the federal legalization of cannabis. I love a clean home, to be clean, smell good, and get dirty. I love to love, use profanities, laugh, joke around, talk shit, act silly, and talk in different accents.

I'm not easily offended. I actually get a kick out of the nude, rude, crude, perverted, vulgar, and dark humored. I enjoy the different, bizarre, weird, and totally inappropriate.

I do not participate in any social media. This is the closest I get. No Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, or whatever else is out there. However, I am considering joining FB just to be able to have another avenue to swap.

I obviously dislike the mistreatment towards animals, children, the disabled, and the elderly. I can't stand bullying, the greedy, irresponsible, negative spirits, the ungrateful, liars, bad drivers, and soul suckers.

I love your creativity!!

My last name is COFFIN, so if you have anything coffin related that you'd like to share, please feel free to do so! Thank you.


  • Juxtapoz, Hi Fructose, Giant Robot, or Art Ltd Magazine Images/and or the magazine

  • Somerset Studio back issues 2012 and younger (contact me if you have any and are willing to part with them, perhaps we can come up with a barter or $)

  • Anything by Nicoletta Ceccoli, Mark Ryden, Camille Rose Garcia, Amy Sol, or Travis Louie (except monkey art-egh)

  • Zines!! I don't make these, but I am fascinated to see people's art collections. If you have an extra one to share, I would gladly be forever grateful to receive.

  • Bookmarks! Freakin love'm. Just joined International Friends of Bookmarks. Yes, it's a thing. Don't judge.

  • Printed photos of cemeteries, trees, abandoned places, or libraries. The older the venue, the better.

  • Vintage Chemistry, Science, Sewing, library, and/or ephemera

Favorite Colors: Granite, Black, Purple, Dark Blues, and Dark Reds, pink/grey,


(Below: Art of Eldar Zakirov)

  • DOGS!
  • Nature, trees, botanicals, mushrooms, mountains, rain
  • Spiders and spider webs
  • Macabre; coffins, cemeteries, headstones, hearses, morgue, mortuary, undertaker (I liked these things LONG before I ever met my ex hubby and took his bad ass last name-believe it or not.)
  • Science! Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Meteorology
  • Periodic Tables of Elements, beakers, flasks, molecular structures
  • vintage typewriters, cameras, and photography
  • American Muscle Cars from the 60's & 70's

  • Albert Einstein & Abe Lincoln
  • vintage robots/rockets/space/science fiction
  • vintage black and white photos and postcards
  • Mid-Century, vintage, retro paper products, ads, themes, fashion, etc
  • Thrash/Death Metal music (Mortal Decay, Origin, Pig Destroyer, Suffocation, Cephalic Carnage, Cannibal Corpse, the list is long)
  • Also like 90's Gangsta Rap, Reggae, 60's Soul and classic rock

Favorite Crafts


I love to get lost in my creativity. I like to try all forms of art. I like Decos, mixed media, handmade bookmarks, vintage ephemera, weathered book pages, embellishments, paper crafts, vintage black and white photos & postcards, good quality handmade things, paper & postcards in foreign languages, stitched paper crafts, card making supplies, ATCs, and junk journals. I love to upcycle and recreate. I reuse packaging when I can and I save creative envelopes to use in my junk journal.

I am interested in altered tins, flip books, zines but have not dabbled in them yet.


I'm not fond of social media, monkeys/apes (they totally creep me out), chocolate, Disney, coffee, clowns, cute/child stickers, smell of cigarette smoke, rodents, and snakes. Please do not send me anything religious or political unless swap specific.

I pledge to rate. Not rating is almost as bad as flaking, in my opinion. If you haven't received a rating from me, chances are, I haven't received it. Also, I check my ratings to track swap receipts. If you haven't rated me, I will contact you to ensure receipt of my swap.

Wall of Shame

This is mostly for my own reference:


@AquariusLady8886 (Megan) for Cardboard PC-Not Cereal or Cookie Box April 2019-NO Angel

@Ansjas8987 (Amber) for Minimally Processed 'Found' Bookmark June 2019-NO Angel

@abcdefgxyz12367985 (Elizabeth) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel

@Jaimella (Jaimella) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel


tcornell rated for EP Ephemera Swap - Clarified on Aug 17, 2019
Comment: Thank you so much for the awesome selection of ephemera!!!
Comment: Yes girl. Excess galore! Love it. You rock. Let me know if you ever wanna do this again ;)
crimsonfuligin rated for AAA: Challenge #1 on Aug 15, 2019
Comment: Thankyou for the elegant ATC, I really like the lace detail, definitely makes it feel very classy. ☺️ Thank you
blueackerson rated for USATC: Free Theme ATC Swap on Aug 13, 2019
Comment: thanks so much love the ATC
thequilterslink rated for USAPC: 3 Elements ATC #9 on Aug 9, 2019
Comment: Thanks so much!
Sunnydays rated for Private: 3 Elements ATC #5 on Aug 9, 2019
Comment: Thank you for such a beautiful swap. The ATCs are truly works of art. I love what you did for the envelope.
donetta rated for USAPC: 3 Elements ATC #8 on Aug 7, 2019
Comment: Angela, thank you so much for sending such a beautiful ATC! I love the layering...that little piece of muslin behind the photograph is perfection. Thank you also for the wonderful extras!
WitchCrafty rated for Altered Item Bookmark Swap on Aug 7, 2019
Comment: Thank you!!
BLUR rated for Collage Postcard with bonus RAK - INTL on Jul 31, 2019
Comment: ♡ the strange mix! Thanks! :)
kclicquot rated for AMA:Sender's Choice-July on Jul 29, 2019
Comment: Beautiful!!!! I love the layers!!
arimails rated for The Happy Mailbox #14 on Jul 26, 2019
Comment: thank you for a nice swap
Lantana149 rated for Flower ATC on Jul 24, 2019
Comment: Hello, thank you for the pretty flower ATC and boy do those alcohol inks pop!!!! Very pretty, thank you. :)
Comment: Thank you for the lovely PC. Upside down? Who cares? I only look at one side at a time anyway. Baby Farm Animals is one of the books my Gram read to me, around 1954, and I to my daughters, in the '80s.
Comment: Thank you for the beautifully crafted card.
Mye rated for CPG Mail Art Envie & Surprise - Global on Jul 22, 2019
Comment: Thank you very much for the gorgeous envelope Angela! It's amazing and thanks for the postcards too! Nice stamps on the envelope as well! ❤️️❤️️❤️️
MawBella rated for The Happy Mailbox #14 on Jul 20, 2019
Comment: Love what you sent me and totally love the envelope. Thank you❣️
Rainydancer rated for Get your bags moving! on Jul 20, 2019
Comment: Lol you weren’t kidding when you said you have extras! Thanks for everything, it was nice to have it wrapped like a pretty package ❤️
bf0932 rated for The Happy Mailbox #14 on Jul 19, 2019
Comment: I loved your envelope!
jenmcjen rated for USATC: Peacock on Jul 18, 2019
Comment: Thanks for the BEAUTIFUL ATC card and all the other goodies - I can see the peacocks where the heads are "cut off" haha! I love the green envie and the journal card with pocket will be fun to use. Thanks so much!
Comment: Thanks!

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goinjenny on Jun 21, 2019:

Wykyd on Jun 21, 2019:

Happy Summer Solstice, my friend!

Happy Summer Solstice!

ccmmsu on Jun 19, 2019:


Thank you so much for making me a deco back in Dec. 2017! It just arrived home, and I'm so excited. What an awesome surprise!!

Babycakesxo on Jun 5, 2019:

Hi Angela!!! here is some Summer love haha too early huh lol! -Dedra


Shawna on May 9, 2019:

You're too sweet! Thanks for the comment. Have a delicious day!!😊

Lonestarchild on May 9, 2019:

Oh! How fun! FAB envies and papers for the Pick 2 Tag -US. Great patterns! Thanks so much

BeHappyToday on May 8, 2019:

Thank you so much for my 1st Perv DVD. Haha! My hubby opened it and got a good laugh!😀

Tverne05 on Apr 27, 2019:

for the art decos you sent me. I greatly appreciate it.

CreativeCitrine on Apr 17, 2019:

I received the CPG-Pick 2 Global Tag you sent, I love everything so much! I have been looking for fibers like those for a while now so I was so happy to see them, thank you so much for everything.

OrigamiGrace on Apr 16, 2019:

From CPG!


happy easter


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