Dog & plant mom, childless by choice, messy bun (getting sh*t done), chemist, dog lover, science geek, Curandera, lunar/green witch, flirty, introvert, philanthropist, feminist, user of profanities, LGBTQ supporter, gun owner, recycler, spunky, sassy, migraine sufferer, paper book reader, library lover, right now thinking about a tattooed total bad ass, a self-proclaimed paper addict, and am an advocate of the federal legalization of cannabis.

I am here to have fun. I'm not easily offended. I actually get a kick out of the nude, rude, crude, perverted, vulgar, and dark humored. I enjoy the different, bizarre, weird, and totally inappropriate. However, I will not tolerate racism, homophobic language, religious pressure, bigotry, or violence.

I obviously dislike the mistreatment towards animals, children, the disabled, and the elderly. I can't stand bullying, the greedy, irresponsible, negative spirits, the ungrateful, liars, and soul suckers. You will not find me on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, or whatever else is out there.

I love your creativity!!

My last name is COFFIN (by a past marriage), so if you have anything coffin related that you'd like to share, please feel free to do so! Thank you.

WISHLIST

• Graffiti/Street Art anything

• Tim Holtz anything, Digital downloads, vintage ephemera

• Juxtapoz, Hi Fructose, Beautiful Bizarre, Giant Robot, Somerset Studios or Art Ltd Magazine Images/and or the magazine.

• Moon/lunar, spider, or witchy stuff, just nothing black/dark magic or voodoo.

• Vintage, Foreign book pages (preferably non-English)

• Bookmarks! Freakin love'm. Just joined International Friends of Bookmarks. Yes, it's a thing. Don't judge.

• Printed photos of the moon, cemeteries, trees, abandoned places, or libraries. The older the venue, the better.

INTERESTS/LIKES

(Below: Art of Eldar Zakirov)

• DOGS!
• Nature, plants, herbs, trees, botanicals, mushrooms, mountains, rain
• Have I mentioned moon things? Yeah, yeah, I know.
• Meditation
• Spiders and spider webs
• Macabre; coffins, cemeteries, headstones, hearses, morgue, mortuary, undertaker (I liked that shit long before I met my ex-husband COFFIN)
• Science! Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Meteorology
• Periodic Tables of Elements, beakers, flasks, molecular structures
• vintage typewriters, cameras, and photography
• American Muscle Cars from the 60's & 70's

• Albert Einstein & Abe Lincoln
• vintage robots/rockets/space/science fiction
• vintage black and white photos and postcards
• Mid-Century, vintage, retro paper products, ads, themes, fashion, ephemera, etc

CRAFTS and ART

I love to get lost in my creativity. I like to try all forms of art. I like mixed media, art journaling, junk journaling (REAL junk journals and glue books), handmade books, handmade bookmarks & postcards, vintage ephemera, weathered book pages, embellishments, paper crafts, vintage black and white photos & postcards, good quality handmade things, paper & postcards in foreign languages, stitched paper crafts, card making supplies, ATCs, altered tins, some dioramas, and zines. I love to upcycle and recreate. I reuse packaging when I can and I save creative envelopes to use in my junk journal.

DISLIKES

I'm not fond of social media, monkeys/apes (they totally creep me out), chocolate, Disney, coffee, clowns, cute/child stickers, smell of cigarette smoke, rodents, and snakes. Please do not send me anything religious or political unless swap specific.

I pledge to rate. Not rating is almost as bad as flaking, in my opinion. If you haven't received a rating from me, chances are, I haven't received your swap. Also, I check my ratings to track swap receipts. If you haven't rated me, I will contact you to ensure receipt of my swap.

This is mostly for my own reference:

Flakers:

@Electrona (Amber) for Halloween ATC Sept. 2020-NO ANGEL

@somewhatfanciful (Rene) for Save the USPS Pc Swap August 2020-NO ANGEL

@AquariusLady8886 (Megan) for Cardboard PC-Not Cereal or Cookie Box April 2019-Angeled by (Harmony) @CookieMomster78 August 2019-Thank you!!!

@Ansjas8987 (Amber) for Minimally Processed 'Found' Bookmark June 2019-NO Angel

@abcdefgxyz12367985 (Elizabeth) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel

@Jaimella (Jaimella) for Vintage Happy Mail #1 June 2019-NO Angel

@Stitcheddreams (Leah) for Group CR-Day of the Dead ATC OCT 2019-No Angel

@SillyTilly42 (Beth) for Adventures of the Traveling PC Rnd #94-No Angel

NON-RATERS

@tatipop for Adventures of the Traveling Postcard #97 Feb. 2020 (Sent PM 3/10/2020 with no response)

@christy102194 for Christmas ATC 9/9 Christmas Theme Dec. 2019 (Sent PM 2/6/2020 with no response)

@abshanghai for Owls ATC Nov. 2019

@Postalgirl666 for WIYM Dog Halloween Card Oct. 2019