Updated 10-10-18 I'm back! I took some time off to take care of a loved one who passed away.

My name is Angela. I'm forty, married to a tattooed total bad ass, no children but a mom to two very cool rescue dogs. I work full time and am working on my second degree in Chemistry.

I'm a dog lover, science geek, gun owner, paper book reader, a self-proclaimed paper addict, and am an advocate of the legalization of cannabis. I love a clean home, to be clean, smell good, and get dirty. I love to love, use profanities, laugh, joke around, talk shit, act silly, and talk in different accents.

I'm not easily offended. I actually get a kick out of the nude, rude, crude, perverted, vulgar, and dark humored. I enjoy the different, bizarre, weird, and totally inappropriate.

I do not participate in any social media. This is the closest I get. No Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, or whatever else is out there. I dislike mistreatment towards animals, children, the disabled, and the elderly. I can't stand bullying, the greedy and irresponsible, negative spirits, the ungrateful, liars, bad drivers, and soul suckers.

I love your creativity!!

Our last name is COFFIN, so if you have anything coffin related that you'd like to share, please feel free to do so! Thank you.

WISHLIST

• Authentique papers/die cuts/stickers
• Die Cuts! Especially anything science, book, sewing, or dog related.
• Die plates
• B/W Photos, used/unused film, film negatives
• Vintage Sewing, library, and/or ephemera
• Sequin waste/punchinella
• Chemistry anything
• stencils for gelli printing (homemade is totally cool too!!)
• Graphic 45 paper

INTERESTS/LIKES

• Spiders and spider webs
• Macabre; coffins, cemeteries, headstones, hearses, morgue, mortuary, undertaker (I liked these things LONG before I ever met my hubby, believe it or not.)
• Science! Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics, Biology, Meteorology
• Periodic Tables of Elements, beakers, flasks, molecular structures
• vintage typewriters, cameras, and photography

• Albert Einstein & Abe Lincoln
• vintage robots/rockets/space/science fiction
• vintage black and white photos and postcards
• Mid-Century, vintage, retro paper products, ads, themes, fashion, etc
• trees & mushrooms
• nature, mountains

CRAFTS

I LOVE trading Decos and ATCs. I will take excess. I like vintage ephemera, weathered book pages, embellishments, paper crafts, vintage black and white photos & postcards, good quality handmade things, paper & postcards in foreign languages, stitched paper crafts, card making supplies, ATCs, and junk journals. I love to upcycle and recreate. I reuse packaging when I can and I save creative envelopes to use in my junk journal.

I am interested in altered tins, flip books, zines but have not dabbled in them yet.

DISLIKES

I'm not fond of monkeys/apes (they totally creep me out), chocolate, Disney, coffee, clowns, cute/child stickers, smell of cigarette smoke, rodents, and snakes. Please do not send me anything religious or political unless swap specific.

I pledge to rate. Not rating is almost as bad as flaking, in my opinion. If you haven't received a rating from me, chances are, I haven't received it. Also, I check my ratings to track swap receipts. If you haven't rated me, I will contact you to ensure receipt of my swap.