AndrewLips

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I'm a 400 year old homosexual punk pirate with a need to travel and a desire to make scrapbooks and find new music. Please feed me before 7pm and lock all the doors on your way out.

I will send your stuff out on time and make sure it's good stuff with a lot of heart and passion into the things I send. If I am sending something to you, I won't let you down!

I adore making scrapbooks so much I really love lipstick (blood red), b-movies, vintage things, strange ornaments, underground bands (usually solo artists/punk/anti-folk) but usually i just want to hear a band i have never heard before.

I would love to talk to you and have a nice chat about ice cream flavors and your greatest secrets!

email/msn lips98@hotmail.co.uk

Strange things like Shaye Saint John that makes me feel sick Muffin/cupcake related art/stickers vintage items and strange looking dreams obscure music and scary picturesque dreams Buttons!! ribbons, wool, thread! BIG EYE ART. 50s decadence anything handcrafted with love creepy dolls and bizarre features. old kitchy looking things like toys, virgin mary statues, curly frames David LaChapelle, James St James Charlie Chaplin, coming home again hopes and wishes and childhood dreaming B-movies, scrapbooks and Retro ornaments Writing songs, genre: anti-folk

I like getting my words mixed up and avoiding cracks in pavements Popping bubble wrap and singing in the shower Phonecalls that last forever June, July, August, September!

I like white chocolate and knowing unusual facts Like money isn't made out of paper and people have died from having a laugh! I like long hot baths and waking up late missing have the day and seeing my mates i love BIKE RIDES, SUNRISE,BOAT RIDES, MY LIFE I love snail mail. I like long e-mails. I prefer a letter though. I like songs that go fast and then slow

It's like the work of art, the body shape of a clock THE BEST THING EVER!

LAUGHING OUT LOUD CATCHING CLOUDS

drag queens, LGBT, the outcast community!

and basically, I like things.

if you follow this link you can download a free 12 track live album by me :)

free andrew lips album!

http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=andrew%20lips.

NO CHIC FLICKS/BOY MEETS GIRL. SNORE!

I HATE HOLLYWOOD FILMS. SO BORING AND PREDICTABLE

B-movies, trash, divine, john waters. horror. Amelie, Tim Curry THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! World Cinema, Party Monster Queer as Folk .... South Park John Waters movies, Shrek 2 Six Feet Under and Female Trouble, Old Boy and Team America

Jam, The Smoking Room, Dexter, Monkey Dust

bound, cannibal the musical, invasion of the body snatchers, find me a film poster of this and i'll marry you!

the kid, the ladykillers, an inspector calls, rabid grannies, whore. I want to find more films like these, MORE MORE MORE! I like black and white films and some silent ones too. brief encounter and nosferatu Some things colourful and bright though can be nice may,shortbus, belleville rendez-vous, to wong foo thanks for everything, julie newmar!

50s music, Pixies too to name a few punk music but with some meaning, folkpunk, antifolk. barbershop.

BANDANNA, post mortem photographs (with frames if possible!), most things mentioned above, creepy dolls with eyes missing, fizzy sweets, postcards with secrets written on them, anything fairtrade, gloves. any john waters memorabilia, postcard sex secrets, travel stories, peep show dvds, the it crowd dvds...

dark chocolates, licorice, popcorn. paris hilton in a box. any fairy related items. A walk to remember (film), The Inbetweeners (tv show)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB6Z3_04beA

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